Will You Press The Button?

235x012 months ago

I prefer Dihydrogen monoxide. Didn't press it, will you?

Migdin18 years ago

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iserinina2 days ago

no we don't eat dogs=(

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P0$H9 years ago

I don't drink

player12348 months ago

same

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Etharian9 years ago

I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm4 years ago

lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns12 years ago

Where is the downside?

Atuf4 years ago

You have to buy it by yourself

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Iosue_Draco5 years ago

If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT5 years ago

Absolute frickin win!

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

Powerfulsl9 years ago

If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m-3 years ago

"i will name my home ross"

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Samantha Fleenor12 years ago

I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Hahahha, bathsalts.

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Cephalord758 years ago

ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena52018 years ago

What"s the downside? 😂🔫

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning.

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Mahar8 years ago

it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik9 years ago

Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit9 years ago

That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber12 years ago

Yeah this is a win/win.

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker12 years ago

I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan9 years ago

Your tombstone.

Hello18 years ago

cool

Wub and Tolerate12 years ago

so worth it !*LusterFlare*!

Abbie=Sans9 years ago

Skipping the whiskey...ROSS TIME lol jk he isn't a sloth

LlamaDrama7 years ago

The second I saw the word sloth, I clicked it.

NDGPlatinum9 years ago

Downside?????

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swanfantasy7 years ago

I am not an alchoholist.

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago

im soviet Russia, I don't know, I pushed the button, im drunk XD

DestinyButton8 years ago

Downside invalid.

Mr E10 years ago

I Can't legally drink

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RootbeerPremium2 years ago

no downside?

Supr33mReplaiar9 years ago

Win/Win even tho im 11 ALCOHOL

Whodamie5 years ago

*looks at my big stuffed sloth animal* *whispers* This one was made for you~

Stersuprise9 years ago

That's a mental sloth.

Krusek8 years ago

So that"s why there"s a talking sloth following me everywhere.

Samuel Menezes12 years ago

Sounds classy.

uughthesefuckingquestions7 years ago

HELLO? NIKOLAI BELINSKI???? WHERE DID U LOOSE YOUR PET

LogicalDolphin10 years ago

That was probably the most difficult decision of my life, but I think alcohol poisoning isn't worth it.

winnerinner8 years ago

I WANT VODKA

huskyshouldlive9 years ago

Sounds like hallucinations...

Jason3392479 years ago

Why does it have to be a sloth?

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

Thats evil and twisted and dark

BackAlleyBanger17 days ago

Shut the fuck up you despicable bastard

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blarpedy9 years ago

He'll yeah!

AssHar8 years ago

I liiiike it

vorpike10 years ago

so you die in order to hear some mildly funny dialogue for a few days?

Mariofan11153 years ago

Why would I want a sloth with sans level puns

Nolan9 years ago

Its 5:00 somewhere.

ThatOneSentinentTree8 years ago

I like whiskey

Frankyboy11 years ago

so where exactly is the downside? I think drinking whisky and having a magic pet-sloth is a pretty epic combo.

Hello18 years ago

Am I allowed to put Sprite in the whiskey?

Rhett Overbay12 years ago

that means i get an excuse for it. in other words, WIN/WIN.

dolphinlover6099 years ago

i'm pretty sure there is something wrong with an 11 year old drinking alcohol. what do you think, diamond(my pet sloth)? :)

DocRogers5 years ago

Note it"s not "you can only drink whiskey with free supply", so you have to be able to afford what you drink yourself. And if that"s not a problem, you can boil it and before you drink, so you acquire very few alcohol if you don't want to.

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