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You get a magical pet sloth who follows you around offering dry, witty commentary about things that happen.

but

You can only drink whiskey.

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Migdin18 years ago

Whiskey= whis + key, whis + kers = whiskers cats have whiskers, cats are pets, dogs are pets, in china you can eat dog, you can eat food. Food tastes delicious, keys are used to go inside rooms, hotels have nice rooms. = all food will bevome delicious like...[Show full comment]

jinjinjijiao2 months ago

我吃狗，谢谢。

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P0$H9 years ago

I don't drink

player123411 months ago

same

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Etharian9 years ago

I'd be dead before the hour was up.

SquirmWorm4 years ago

lol

Kevin Edward Leonard Burns12 years ago

Where is the downside?

Atuf4 years ago

You have to buy it by yourself

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Iosue_Draco5 years ago

If the sloth is magical it can make whiskey taste like anything you want it to.

BravadoCadoYT5 years ago

Absolute frickin win!

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

Alcohol poisoning.

Powerfulsl9 years ago

If whiskey wasn't a part of this, I'd press that button and name home Ross. XD

m-3 years ago

"i will name my home ross"

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Samantha Fleenor12 years ago

I'm pretty sure there is something in that whiskey making you see that sloth.

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Hahahha, bathsalts.

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Cephalord758 years ago

ANOTHER CUP

Gingereena52018 years ago

What"s the downside? 😂🔫

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

Alcohol poisoning.

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Mahar9 years ago

it doesn't say what type of whiskey it could be watered down and its still whiskey

TehRobinik9 years ago

Why are always the creators du*b as fu*k?!

Domsheit9 years ago

That's a fucking big downside. I hate whiskey and almost all alcohol

Casey Steuber12 years ago

Yeah this is a win/win.

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

Alcohol poisoning?

Kris Walker12 years ago

I get a magical talking sloth AND I can only drink whiskey the rest of my life? Where do I sign?

roversfan9 years ago

Your tombstone.

hudson9 years ago

you mean the life of a irish man i the amazon when he is trippen balls

Rojvan3 years ago

I can’t say yes because I’m a muslim

LOLbish10 years ago

dafuq , Is this a troll ? ( win/win )

SUPER-UBER-MEGGA-NIGGA8 years ago

No downside found

Honorassassin11 years ago

Can the sloth also drink whiskey

PeteTFloyd10 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE!

adam10208 years ago

i hate whiskey. only my dad would drink that. he would have pressed the button. im only 8.

Migdin18 years ago

Me to

Nemo Tollins12 years ago

erggh, i prefer rum

mistake reparation9 years ago

so basically you're drunk all the time.

grim.reaper.slave9 years ago

Step 1:Get the thing u want to drink Step 2:Call it's a whiskey Step 3:Enjoy your drinks

Ava Rose9 years ago

I dont drink so no

Bangle7 years ago

You could get drunk and do something weird

oldnotweak10 years ago

lol that sounds like a DAMN good movie!

235x0last year

I prefer Dihydrogen monoxide. Didn't press it, will you?

MajesticCookie10 years ago

ok but what if I'm too young to drink whiskey.

Human-banana8 years ago

You would just die but magical sloth... MAGICAL SLOTH. HELL YEAH!!!! Worth death .

Immapressit11 years ago

just drinking alcoholic drinks in unhealthy. Sorry magical sloth.

button9 years ago

You need water to live! Even if its water whiskey, I need water D:

Outsource8 years ago

Does the sloth and me get a monocle and tophat as well?

brocksmeal 9 years ago

I would have the youtube house owner follow me than

Button-Pusher4 years ago

i see this as an absolute win!

plazmafighter10 years ago

im na get drunk dnight

Whimsy9 years ago

.... It's a sloth. i dont wannit.

JulianShipp7 years ago

Thinks of demoman: woooooo! woooooo woo woo.

AtemAndrew10 years ago

Hate whiskey.

JacobMcKenna9 years ago

If u only drank whisky you wouldn't remember what the sloth said

Annawesome8 years ago

I'll drink extremely watered down whiskey

ShiningDawn10 years ago

I prefer to stay in control of myself.

Tbolinger769 years ago

Sounds like my Monday night

AliceDemera10 years ago

He'll be certainly annoying whatever

lolzers9 years ago

I see no downside

logicalandrealistic3 years ago

I'll probably die in 35 years, but hey... talking sloth!

kat:)10 years ago

No downside shown.

Realtor8 years ago

Whats the problem again?

fedoramaster91511 years ago

what is the downside?

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