I got 4 crushes in my life (not all at once, don't worry), and I only went to talk to the fourth one and she friendzoned me. So I never got a real girlfriend. My life is shit.
dedirake3 years ago
aww man, sorry to heard that..
Im familiar with some friendzoned experience aswell..
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LavaSeer7 years ago
I'll just manipulate the girls boyfriend. Problem solved
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Puzka8 years ago
Im almost 100% sure that this was made by a teenage girl
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BLUEDRAGON17 years ago
Only true love can suffice.
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Sammytraptor7 years ago
make the other man love you
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Jenanimation8 years ago
Yah why these always so sexist
Drew7145445 years ago
Its not, its just targeted for a specific audience.
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VICIOUSspyder8 years ago
The negative side is already happening.
GangsternauwL8 years ago
:ε I feel u
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JLinXtreme88 years ago
What if my mother is the one I truly love
Idonthaveagoodusername8 years ago
i think that may be incest
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TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
I know this sounds gross, but I can make the man fall in love with me so threesome. po
Worth it!
TEMMIECHAT8 years ago
I love how you meant to put So but instead you accidently put Po and then the rn glitch came along and screwed you over
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
Well, unless my true love is bisexual (which he probably isnt, statisticly speaking) I would probably have a good chance of winning him over... Unless he is gay, in which case I wouldnt be able to get anywhere with him anyways.
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Olivar7 years ago
Ummmmm.... I don't have a girlfriend.
:P
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Good God A Bear11 years ago
Seems like a win to me
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Robyn_Soto8 years ago
Yey this is easy
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Evan Lang12 years ago
lure her with jealousy...
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ArcaneDust9 years ago
your interests change so it won't be that long before its another humans... unless u be one of u creepz whu haz it out for animalz
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gamandy2 months ago
simple, make the other man love you
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Radiant Eclipse9 years ago
Then what's the point?
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Letgohomie9 years ago
I'd make his mom love me and force them to break up
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TaStYfrúít3 years ago
Lol I have no crush or date so works for me
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poomkun9 years ago
I have one love and I don't want to lose my love.
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dankmemes1018 years ago
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