Will You Press The Button?

sheepAREsheep8 years ago

*stubs toe* feels no pain.... 50 years later *slowly dies of a broken toe and bleeds to death*

shinchaf15 years ago

grave: ______ / R.I.P \ / SHEEP \

Canmantis9 years ago

You could basically become a superhero for those 50 years. You just have to remember when your time runs out and inform everyone a year in advance so they can set up a memorial

pingpongguy3 years ago

Sorry to bother you guys, but.. I'm dying in a week. Cya

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YOLOMAN9 years ago

Easy... just don't get hurt. And if you do get hurt, it shouldn't be that bad

Boopdeshoop7 years ago

Then it kind of pointless

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ASAEDRIS8 years ago

i will spend my time with the title "the invincible" and become an instant hit and probably a billionaire. then when my time is up i will plan a stage held death whilst saying "let me be known as the imploding man" and basically implode from all the injuries i recieved

TheOOOF5 years ago

Thats a lot of damage!

HibblyGibbly8 years ago

Basically you just shoot yourself in the head during year 49, that you die at year 50 and don't have to live with the pain, I mean, come on guys.

TDSlayer987 years ago

I think you would still die but it would be painless

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LilacKs7 years ago

So rather than taking injuries one by one slowly, I take them all at once? I might die. No thank you.

Kurbiskuchen7 years ago

Idiot

Crenshawking118 years ago

The first thing that i would do is shoot myself then i die in 50 years had a good life

TDSlayer987 years ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

Korinicorn9 years ago

Ohshite

Babes8 years ago

Your profile picture made that 10 times better.

RadioactiveCookie9 years ago

This is actually one of the best ones I've heard :)

OnePunch7 years ago

But I can't get hurt. I'm One Punch Man.

DragonEXE8 years ago

Overdose on painkillers, weed, and go to sleep. Feel like hammered shit in the morning you win

DragonEXE8 years ago

On the last day of invulnerability you n"wah

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EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago

Just remember when your 50 years is up.

happylego919 years ago

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopneopneopenope... Am I the only one who thinks about the future?

Fb2_edgar7 years ago

I read that as no pen

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RikuXander7 years ago

Be super reckless and just die instantly 50 years later.

GlutNy7 years ago

I'll die 5 seconds before my 50 years are up

JoeJackelen7 years ago

Skydive 5 times without a parachute. Or become an assassin who targets despots and people who are making the world a more miserable place. The amount of damage I"d take would instantly kill me at the end

Dominix7 years ago

Just cut your veins. Feel no pain when 50 years pass >:D Oh wait.. You can't move since the messages from your brain aren't reaching your muscles... Crap.

TDSlayer987 years ago

No your veins would stop blood from pumping through your body not make you not be able to move

BlakeDelespine7 years ago

Lol I could imagine if you"re just chilling when you"re like 70 you"re like ah fuck!!!!!

CalebBird7 years ago

Jump off a building strait away and in 50 years you'll die instantly and wont have to deal with the pain!

TDSlayer987 years ago

You’ll still die it didn’t say anything about surviving

MaxwellMembrino8 years ago

I just got this one

Malarcrayfish309 years ago

Dick

ThatCatByTheStreet2 years ago

shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun then in 50 years you feel nothing.

YandereFox218 years ago

what if i die before 50...

FabulousButtNugget9 years ago

Kill yourself before 50 years comes by! I mean you lived a good life anyway and if you are 20 and up you would be 70 which you lived a decently long life so just end it!

Babes8 years ago

I"d press the button when I was 50, then on the day before 50 years I"d be 99, and just kill myself. Better me than anyone else I suppose.

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coolchocolatecake8 years ago

i don't want do die at 60 years old :(

TheOOOF5 years ago

Bro, shoot yourself or do something that normaly would insta-kill you. After these 50 years you probably would die anyway, so thanks to what u do, you wont even feel the pain, you will just die

Sirayo7 years ago

So 50 years of invulnerbility and then sudden painful death? I am up for it.

TheUltimateButtonPresser8 years ago

I would die

SomeRazorThing7 years ago

What if you are like in er 60s or somethin.

Glitter_Candy1019 years ago

Just tell a criminal to kill you when those fifty years are over

Ender8knight3 years ago

Death reason: 1,000,000 paper cuts

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

If you survive those 50 your completely invincible

XavierBob9 years ago

Wait till im about to die ;)

Basketball_Ruleslast year

if you get hurt a lot and once 50 years hits, you could die

RiderJarzen7 years ago

What if you’re 50 years old already?

Skittles-4 years ago

oh- well I died :D

__d.er.k.__9 years ago

I'm such a wuss for pain, and if you're invulnerable, how many times do you think you might accidentally stub your toe or bump your funny bone, and all those accidental bumps that hurt enough on their own, willcome speeding back all at once!

Shaboyd8 years ago

I'll just die instantly tho

HufflepuffDemigod7 years ago

Welp...Looks like my skin will be "bruised" colour...Cuz I am VERY clumsy :P

logankid82727 years ago

Hey that is 50 and50

Timelypat8 years ago

What"s the point then?

CaxiasDuke9 years ago

we're all gonna die anyway

Ender8knight3 years ago

Just favorite button, press it when you are old

Mandog956 years ago

Basically injuries all happen but wut if it"s a murder not injury u still die

30065858 years ago

I just wished that I lived a life where I felt no pain except one day where all the pain happens in one second

joaquin558 years ago

You'll probably die from the pain

tinytiny758 years ago

So I can eat a grenade, not suffer the consequences and 50 years later have a quick and painless death, I'm in

ireku9 years ago

50 years to take over the world i die well was still worth it

Akuma5411 months ago

Even if you take have no injuries in the next 50 years, you will still die instantaneously. Air rushing past you does virtually nothing, unless it’s 50 year’s worth of the wind battering you in as single instant. In which case you’re probably screwed

Ipsu4 years ago

I would be 80. I guess that"s a good time to die.

wolfysnuffy43219 years ago

stupid then youll die at the age of 50

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