Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 10 months ago

50 years from now i will be dead of old age... well, sooner than that.

meatloave 3 months ago

dammit !! I was gonna write that!

sheepAREsheep 10 years ago

*stubs toe* feels no pain.... 50 years later *slowly dies of a broken toe and bleeds to death*

shinchaf1 6 years ago

grave: ______ / R.I.P \ / SHEEP \

Canmantis 10 years ago

You could basically become a superhero for those 50 years. You just have to remember when your time runs out and inform everyone a year in advance so they can set up a memorial

pingpongguy 5 years ago

Sorry to bother you guys, but.. I'm dying in a week. Cya

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YOLOMAN 10 years ago

Easy... just don't get hurt. And if you do get hurt, it shouldn't be that bad

Boopdeshoop 9 years ago

Then it kind of pointless

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ASAEDRIS 9 years ago

i will spend my time with the title "the invincible" and become an instant hit and probably a billionaire. then when my time is up i will plan a stage held death whilst saying "let me be known as the imploding man" and basically implode from all the injuries i recieved

TheOOOF 6 years ago

Thats a lot of damage!

HibblyGibbly 9 years ago

Basically you just shoot yourself in the head during year 49, that you die at year 50 and don't have to live with the pain, I mean, come on guys.

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

I think you would still die but it would be painless

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LilacKs 9 years ago

So rather than taking injuries one by one slowly, I take them all at once? I might die. No thank you.

Kurbiskuchen 9 years ago

Idiot

Crenshawking11 9 years ago

The first thing that i would do is shoot myself then i die in 50 years had a good life

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

Korinicorn 10 years ago

Ohshite

Babes 10 years ago

Your profile picture made that 10 times better.

RadioactiveCookie 10 years ago

This is actually one of the best ones I've heard :)

OnePunch 9 years ago

But I can't get hurt. I'm One Punch Man.

DragonEXE 9 years ago

Overdose on painkillers, weed, and go to sleep. Feel like hammered shit in the morning you win

DragonEXE 9 years ago

On the last day of invulnerability you n"wah

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EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago

Just remember when your 50 years is up.

happylego91 10 years ago

nopenopenopenopenopenopenopneopneopenope... Am I the only one who thinks about the future?

Fb2_edgar 8 years ago

I read that as no pen

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RikuXander 8 years ago

Be super reckless and just die instantly 50 years later.

GlutNy 9 years ago

I'll die 5 seconds before my 50 years are up

JoeJackelen 9 years ago

Skydive 5 times without a parachute. Or become an assassin who targets despots and people who are making the world a more miserable place. The amount of damage I"d take would instantly kill me at the end

Dominix 9 years ago

Just cut your veins. Feel no pain when 50 years pass >:D Oh wait.. You can't move since the messages from your brain aren't reaching your muscles... Crap.

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

No your veins would stop blood from pumping through your body not make you not be able to move

BlakeDelespine 9 years ago

Lol I could imagine if you"re just chilling when you"re like 70 you"re like ah fuck!!!!!

CalebBird 9 years ago

Jump off a building strait away and in 50 years you'll die instantly and wont have to deal with the pain!

TDSlayer98 8 years ago

You’ll still die it didn’t say anything about surviving

MaxwellMembrino 9 years ago

I just got this one

Malarcrayfish30 10 years ago

Dick

TBBODD 5 years ago

answer the question just before you were supposed to die, free 50 years.

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing 9 years ago

Well ill die so fast it will be like a bee sting so no problem there

Miracle 10 years ago

What if you didn't take it and you die in like 3mins should of said yes lmao

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890 9 years ago

ill be 90!!

Caelum 7 years ago

Sucuide after the 50 years i already have depression

LazyPayday 9 years ago

I mean you still leave a pretty full life. Wouldn't matter if your died fifty from now unless your like five.

hOi Aim temmie 10 years ago

I kill me before the 50 years are over

Tjones 9 years ago

You can't kill yourself, you"re invulnerable

ElisaSammej 9 years ago

I could live my life normally without daily pain.... I could 1 man take down Isis. I see no downsid.

NordPatoch 2 years ago

I'll make myself knows to be invincible, godlike even. Might start a cult to myself. And in 50 years I'll make an event of my death, take the pause and everything, and explode in front of everybody

XDRandomGamerDX 10 years ago

So if i break every bone in my body 50 years later my bones will just snap and i'll die? Damn that's scary...

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

I will probably have killed myself before that 50th year

MJ777 8 years ago

Being choked isn’t an injury; just hang yourself at the 49th year

Babes 10 years ago

Nope. The amount of times I"ve stubbed my toe would catch up to me.

cpmaster 10 years ago

why would FUCK'IN PRESS THE BUTTON IF I CAN GET NO BROKEN BONES THEN WHEN IM 50 IM IN TORTURE

RebeccaGay 9 years ago

exactly that is so easy true that yo whats up fuckers

bOOm_headshOt 4 years ago

imagine you get stabbed and die in 50 years

Tjones 9 years ago

Well guys, in fifty years there"s going to be an explotion a little bit bigger than a nuclear blast around me, so I'll be going in the ocean around that time, make sure you"re far away

Edwardonut_the_goofer 7 years ago

I would die of the pain

EngineMusic 10 years ago

pain is the teacher, you are the student. embrace the pain.

julekjej 2 years ago

But I'm immune, so it wouldn't do anything anyways...

PokemonTrainerTrey 10 years ago

50yrs are a lot so shoot me

Wolfenium 5 years ago

*shoots head* At least I know I have 50 years to live and I will die a quick death.

Theiofit 9 years ago

So first things first. Throw yourself of a cliff so when the dog comes you die fast. Second. Organise your funeral

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

50yrs from now, ill be 80. Its a good time to go :-/ i gues ... I like the idea of going out in a bang, vs fading away. 50years well spendt 😎

JordanHernandez 10 years ago

But, it"s not like i stopped being invulnerable so it wouldn't do anything

AlliR310 10 years ago

Oh Hell naaaaa!!!!

FabulousButtNugget 10 years ago

Kill yourself before 50 years comes by! I mean you lived a good life anyway and if you are 20 and up you would be 70 which you lived a decently long life so just end it!

Babes 10 years ago

I"d press the button when I was 50, then on the day before 50 years I"d be 99, and just kill myself. Better me than anyone else I suppose.

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ThatCatByTheStreet 3 years ago

shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun then in 50 years you feel nothing.

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