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you mysteriously get $1000 dollars under your pillow everynight

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you have hitlers moustache

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nathanfish1998 9 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

Nida Shahid 13 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong 8 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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bro_jessie 10 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Best comment right here.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon 9 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhu 3 years ago

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris0122 11 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Where downside?

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa12 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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AMURICA 11 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch 9 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek5785 9 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken 13 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt 13 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann 13 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko 13 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

FreindlyIceberg 12 years ago

Shaving every morning...so what?

Minionman978 5 years ago

Lmao no real downside here, just a moustache

yourboymems 10 years ago

ill just shave it off cuz

Nerdy-Dolls 11 years ago

just shave it

Gabrielle Breana Moore 13 years ago

hitler recket it

MaximusAggenberg 8 years ago

I'll just shave it.

Endah602 10 years ago

lol that typo, you mean Hitler's Right?

DarkPit1006 11 years ago

Shave every morning

DotChomper 11 years ago

Shave it off, or just grow it differently.

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME BACK 11 years ago

I have hitlers mustache but it does not say it has to be on me what if i have it framed on m shelf

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago

Shave.

My2ndAngelic 10 years ago

Actually, Hitler's mustache looks good. JK

chasebit 11 years ago

Where's the downside?

SarahLeopard 9 years ago

Imma chick so this would be weird, but whatever that"s what shaving is for

RileyDaWizard 11 years ago

GROW THE MUSTACHE INTO A MANLY BEARD

Repeat password: 12 years ago

If it is the original beard of the real Hitler it sure will be worth even more than 1k$

toraoncrack 6 years ago

lmao no on e said i couldnt shave it off

taco92 10 years ago

The moustache is from a famous comedian charlie chaplin not hitler

Imagine15 11 years ago

Shave it.

Boomkaboom1 11 years ago

Where's the downside?

diebuegom 3 years ago

It´s not very bad

StupidSkull 9 years ago

guess shaving was a good thing

molly.walsh_ 11 years ago

i will just shave it off

Ryan Swadley 13 years ago

shave it off

Drwaffle23 7 years ago

I see this as an absolute win!

TheRisingSun17 10 years ago

But it never says on me

creatingHavoc413 11 years ago

Shaver. Boom. Done.

MinkoandorDemeter 9 years ago

I amswered this 2 times. I get $2000 every night under my pillow now!

Migdin1 10 years ago

Thanks for hitlers mustach hanging on my wall,

The Doctor_ 11 years ago

Just shave

spirit_of_fire 8 years ago

Just fucking shave

Finley 10 years ago

Booooooooo pooo

magiawizard 11 years ago

I see no down side so I get $1000 and Hitlers moustache in a frame WIN WIN

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