Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

shave and sell it for more money

DrCringe7 years ago

Shave it

TheFurryGamer9 years ago

Shave it off?

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Bring me my razor

NoahRobison8 years ago

Hey, Hitler"s mustache is cool

REGEN9 years ago

Grow a moustache around it or just shave it off.Yeah free money

Joseph Brunow12 years ago

Hitler didn't always have the same mustache. This also makes it seem like hilter's 'current' mustache, which should be gone by now.

ya555555 years ago

Could always get a beard too

ViciousVivian12458 years ago

Hitler don't have a moustache he"s bones by now

oldnotweak9 years ago

i will have sex with hitler for 1000 dollars a night.

itamarls110 years ago

shaving. done.

Lottililexlast year

Shave it off! Done.

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

I"d love a Hitler stache!

CMHammond9 years ago

Doesn't have to be on your face. And if it is, shave it, you still have it, it will just be the hairs left on the ground. If not that, no.

Wolfsoles6 years ago

Dollar shave club win win

OPG iPhone9 years ago

I would whats so bad about a muustache

Laz0maz09 years ago

no downside lol

NikoT4 years ago

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usoutlaw8 years ago

i just grow the rest of my beard. hell id even welcome it. i cant get a full mustache there any way.

homelessapple9 years ago

JUST SH4V3 1T PO3PL3, 1 M34N 1T DONT S4Y YOU C4NT >8D LOOP HOL3

Ernesto Scioglisedie12 years ago

Spend $5 to cut them.

Coolsans50yt7 years ago

It doesint say u cant shave it off + it doesint say it will grow back

thegreenrex9 years ago

Downside? NEXT

Devmiester10 years ago

Never said the moustache was real

CRAFTBHOY249 years ago

I'll just shave it of

ariel...10 years ago

It didn't say we need to grow it, so we could have it in a picture frame or something

IsabellaFrake7 years ago

Just shave it

jadynn9 years ago

It never said you can't shave it off

00CobraGamer0010 years ago

Shave the Hitler moustache!

Lizzytrash298 years ago

I'll just shave it off

shadowflight6669 years ago

get laser surgery with the money so that you can't grow any facial hair

A random guy11 years ago

Shave.

Jacob20204 years ago

SHAVE IT

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