Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish1998 9 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

Nida Shahid 13 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong 8 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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bro_jessie 10 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man 10 years ago

Best comment right here.

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes101 9 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon 9 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhu 3 years ago

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris0122 11 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

Cryptic_Fenrir 5 years ago

Where downside?

Domingo Berlanga 13 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa12 5 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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AMURICA 11 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

DragonPotatoUnicorn 8 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch 9 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek5785 9 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken 13 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt 13 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton 13 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann 13 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko 13 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

DrCringe 9 years ago

Shave it

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago

Shave it off?

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Bring me my razor

NoahRobison 9 years ago

Hey, Hitler"s mustache is cool

REGEN 11 years ago

Grow a moustache around it or just shave it off.Yeah free money

Joseph Brunow 13 years ago

Hitler didn't always have the same mustache. This also makes it seem like hilter's 'current' mustache, which should be gone by now.

ya55555 6 years ago

Could always get a beard too

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

shave and sell it for more money

Lottililex 3 years ago

Shave it off! Done.

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

I"d love a Hitler stache!

CMHammond 11 years ago

Doesn't have to be on your face. And if it is, shave it, you still have it, it will just be the hairs left on the ground. If not that, no.

Wolfsoles 8 years ago

Dollar shave club win win

OPG iPhone 10 years ago

I would whats so bad about a muustache

Laz0maz0 11 years ago

no downside lol

ViciousVivian1245 9 years ago

Hitler don't have a moustache he"s bones by now

oldnotweak 11 years ago

i will have sex with hitler for 1000 dollars a night.

itamarls1 11 years ago

shaving. done.

Coolsans50yt 8 years ago

It doesint say u cant shave it off + it doesint say it will grow back

thegreenrex 10 years ago

Downside? NEXT

Devmiester 11 years ago

Never said the moustache was real

CRAFTBHOY24 11 years ago

I'll just shave it of

ariel... 11 years ago

It didn't say we need to grow it, so we could have it in a picture frame or something

NikoT 5 years ago

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usoutlaw 10 years ago

i just grow the rest of my beard. hell id even welcome it. i cant get a full mustache there any way.

homelessapple 11 years ago

JUST SH4V3 1T PO3PL3, 1 M34N 1T DONT S4Y YOU C4NT >8D LOOP HOL3

Ernesto Scioglisedie 13 years ago

Spend $5 to cut them.

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago

I'll just shave it off

shadowflight666 11 years ago

get laser surgery with the money so that you can't grow any facial hair

A random guy 12 years ago

Shave.

Jacob2020 6 years ago

SHAVE IT

MasterAqeel 10 years ago

I would get the 1000 dollers and then donate it to chariy for evryone. I would do it almost evry night. I would also shave evrynight.

r0b0ticj3lyfish 11 years ago

we have a wonderful thing called a razor

IsabellaFrake 9 years ago

Just shave it

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