Will You Press The Button?

nathanfish19988 years ago

Hitler"s mustache ripped from his cold, dead body, and placed in my possession? I am going to hang the thing on my wall with a little golden engraved plate on it that says "the mustache of a psycho. May his soul burn, if he had one in the 1st place".

bro_jessie9 years ago

I pressed it because Im hoping a moustacheless Hitler will deliver me the money.

Loophole man9 years ago

Best comment right here.

Cryptic_Fenrir3 years ago

Where downside?

Nida Shahid12 years ago

it doesn't say anything about not being able to shave it off every night

ZhanLong7 years ago

Or you start to wear suit and melon hat and emulate Charlie Chaplin. Better a beloved actor than a dictator.

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TeamKobus28 years ago

Shave it. Or let it grow, let it grow.

dankmemes1018 years ago

LET IT DIE LET IT DIE LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE

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Thebouncydragon8 years ago

but i have 2 pillows, so i get 2000 dollars instead? sweet. :3

Ggggggsfhulast year

Great but I have 7 (°.°) />🎁

Cris01229 years ago

WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE

AMURICA 9 years ago

It would be nice to have something as valuable as Hitler's mustache. (Cough cough Ebay)

Domingo Berlanga12 years ago

So you're telling me I get $1000 dollars every night and I have Hitlers mustache hanging from a frame on my wall?

Afawawa124 years ago

I see this as an absolute win

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DragonPotatoUnicorn7 years ago

I pressed the button (even though I’m a girl) because you can just shave it off

WheresTheFoodBitch7 years ago

Spend a dollar on a razor and ya still have $999 for the day

Derek57857 years ago

It doesn't say the moustache is on you. It could be in a container

Craig Craig-Chicken12 years ago

Tell people you're a Charlie Chaplin lookalike.

Cory Dodt12 years ago

Fake mustache added to the sides of the Hitler mustache. Mustache camouflage.

Jacob Middleton12 years ago

well... it was a pretty swagarific stache

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know who Hitler is right?

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Steffen Beermann12 years ago

i'll just grow a beard around hitler's stache

Kye Plakhtienko12 years ago

I will become a charlie chaplin impersonator

Etharian7 years ago

It doesn't say that Hitlers mustache is attached to my face, just that I have it... and technically speaking it wouldn't be Hitlers mustache if it were growing on my face, it would be Mine.

ReidoDoReido9 years ago

i could just shave it off. it never said it was permanent.

Jillianwho10 years ago

You could shave....

TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Imma girl so that might be slightly weird

BobsMcGee9 years ago

Well you can technically shave it off

Asshat011 years ago

Hair is hair, it doesn't matter

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

Nah. If I get a moustache, I won't pass as female

Bubble-kun8 years ago

Shave

younglink9 years ago

I can shave it off

BrandonTran8 years ago

If I had Hitler"s mustache is sell it. It should be worth a lot of money.

HEADS GROW BACK9 years ago

I love Hitlers moustache, it's so cute.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

shave it off please

RpgFan5 years ago

Shave it.

Liammooney9 years ago

At least it is not a Donald trump hair cut

Dylan19 years ago

Shave the moustache

Jolteon90007 years ago

Fair enough

Theoldone9 years ago

Would rather have it then not have it u Would have to be stupid to not want it 1000 $ come on now pple thats a no brainer

~Wave~length~10 years ago

Downside? The toothbrush mustache is epic.

Tem_Flakes_MUST_BUY7 years ago

So I have hitlers mustache in a old dusty drawer in the attic...that’s fine

Mark_Andresen9 years ago

Charlie chaplin had the same mustache

rclark9 years ago

It says I have hitlers moustache not that I am wearing.it

Malcolmxt8 years ago

His mustache isnt half bad i have to say

thebeavers9 years ago

Hell yeah

ThatsPrincess2u10 years ago

Shave it lol

z20082 years ago

也许，我可以每天起床时清理胡子，毕竟规则没有说我不可以剃胡子

Spiderp8 years ago

It"s just a mustache. I can shave it off.

Joe1231329 years ago

i am hitler

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Just get your hair follicles disabled in that area. With all that money, you can certainly afford it.

button boy 5679 years ago

Shave it :)

HerpDerp12310 years ago

Moustache... PLUS free money?! Where do I sign up?

imavirginnn4 years ago

shave it

setterbutton8 years ago

Hey, my cosplay would be finished! i hate myself

BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

HELL NO

chennai949 years ago

You don't have the mustache on you, you get 1000 dollars from donating it to a museum

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