Will You Press The Button?

troubleofpersonnality8 years ago

I already have one...

LoG_PiElast year

Amen brother

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Shadowdash1209 years ago

I can't be in perfect health if I have an illness. Stupid question.

TheBraveKnight7 years ago

I know I said NO

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AlexBrown7 years ago

A mental illness? I hope depression is a choice because I already have major depression.

Willyoupressthebutton0network3 years ago

I have depression too

fadingcloudxcatz8 years ago

not taking the risk.....

Mai-chan8 years ago

I already have a mental illness.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I can choose,right? It didn't say I can't choose the illness.It would be ADD because it's the only curable mental illness that I know of.

Sunset-shimmer75 years ago

Add is not curable, if is treatable, but it is always there, take it from someone who has it

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GayNerd9 years ago

Hmmm, I already have anxiety and depression, but no one said you couldn't have a cureable illness.

FlixAlonsoAgunPino8 years ago

"Permanent"

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ShadyBatman9 years ago

I would be just like Jim Carrey in Me, Myself, and Irene

SugarHype1318 years ago

... which irene? :D

carnelianHammer9 years ago

The downside is too risky. It doesn't matter if my physical health is good if I get some completely disabling mental ilness.

oldnotweak9 years ago

if you are a quadriplegic or suffer some life destroying sickness... then yeah its worth that minor risk

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I have enough mental illnesses!

Henry McCliff8 years ago

Can i have ADHD please? Then i won't be that freaking slow anymore...

warioandwaluigi7 years ago

Wtf

randomjax9 years ago

Mental health... Your brain is physically part of you and most mental illnesses cause changes to the way the brain acts and reacts to things. So this button is flawed.

AdrieneTheDarkestHorse9 months ago

This is already my life, except x4 Buddy you're making this better for me I would not wish these upon anybody else tho, my life is a constant struggle and I'm technically not supposed to be alive but whatever I don't care what God planned for me, I am still alive

DimitrySbalocio9 years ago

Una enfermedad mental permanente no vale el tener una perfecta salud fisica (Que por cierto se puede obtener simplemente cuidandote)

TheFurryGamer9 years ago

Ohhh so taco

UntrustfulPotato4 years ago

Also why are people saying in the comments "does [blank] count" 1. Probably yes if it has "Disorder" in the official name 2. YOU"RE NOT CHOOSING THE FU-

Seapony8 years ago

I already have a mental illness that I can work around quite effectively. And I know of another illness that I could work around in a similar manner, And I have way too many medical problems already. So I basically get healed. The choice is obvious.

GumdropG5 years ago

I already have ADHD so i geuss I will cope

FlyingPages8 years ago

already have a mental illness. So f*** u

MCR-BTS_Fishie7 years ago

Well I already have depression and ADHD, and if the definition of "perfectly healthy" means mentally and physically stable then come to my conclusive, hold on let me run the numbers again... This questions is dumb.

kriskross3 years ago

eh i already have several mental illnesses already, one more seriously won’t hurt, plus i won’t get colds or papercuts!!

dankmemes1018 years ago

Does depression count?

ravebrain9 years ago

will i still get one if i already have 4 ?

kittenlover8 years ago

i chose ilness of love (REAL)

dankmemes1018 years ago

You can't choose.

Kittycatmew12344 years ago

MENTAL ILLNESS NOT HEALTH

The_muse7 years ago

just went from sociopath to efficient sociopath

StormyAnne8 years ago

I couldn't do this. I value my mind too much to have it messed with.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

It’s not ocd, it’s cdo because THATS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

Phye9 years ago

I have Autism already. No downside

Babasamico6 months ago

As I already have one I can only win at this and I can drink and smoke without getting sick perfect live in my opinion

OddaTheBoss9 years ago

Nah not worth it

Soul_Phoenyx4 years ago

I guess having DID would be kinda cool.

mirandomesia8 years ago

if i want physical oerfection, gym, vut fuk 8t league of legends ftw

Lepraxhaun055 years ago

Meds

CrazzyLaPaint8 years ago

I already have ADHD, I dont need another one.

Uncookedham877 years ago

Oh geez I hope its aspergers

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

That"s a joke right! Why the hell would you want aspergers!

pastel emo punk8 years ago

I mean I'm already slightly psychopathic and schizophrenic along with severe depression and ptsd so nothing can get worse for me

AlguemPlays2 years ago

eu não vai que eu fico com uma doença que eu não sei andar

roflcopters8 years ago

"You remain in perfect physical health and condition" "You gain a random permanent mental illness." didnt say that you immediately obtain it

Yallneedsomemilk4 years ago

I already have one tho...

modlems8 years ago

Sure, as long as it"s not one of the fucked up and obscure ones.

Russ8 years ago

I already hAve a mEntaL illNesS so........

TheoristTherapist7 years ago

My depression is already permanent, your argument is now invalid

ValerieParker7 years ago

But I already have a mental illness D: (still pressing it)

The-Red-Star208 years ago

I have one already, might as well get one more.

melontime3 years ago

perfect physical health for FREE?!

HolouNai5 years ago

I already have one, GG.

SpickSpackSpock8 years ago

I would choose AHS. There"s a video on why.

FlyBoy2 years ago

I took this a step further and did a random mental illness spinner and got bipolar disorder, so I'm like kanye west!

Alexplode8 years ago

Ill shoose General Anxiety disorder because inalready have it and i know hownto controll it :D

WafflesFromMeme7 years ago

You can’t choose, it clearly says ‘random’

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