You will get a fully functional Light Saber
but
You will lose your Father's respect, with no chance of regaining it.
I will not

Pokenoob 10 years ago
57% like a Light saber more than there father. WHAT THE HELL?!?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Yup. And they have reasons to not like their father
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rottasmells 9 years ago
LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER, AND SCREW YOU

Reece Vidamour 13 years ago
What father?...

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
He dead
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AidenOfOz 4 years ago
I don't have that anyway.

Will you press the big red button 10 years ago
I hate and don't live with my father so yes for a light saber

GloriousDave 9 years ago
Jokes on you, already done, heh heh

Allie54321 10 years ago
Describe my father:barely home,when home working or on a call,careless. So no need for his trust

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Same.

pil555 9 years ago
Ummm does force mind control come with the exclusive one and only light saber.?

Cory2k 9 years ago
I SHALL SLAY HIM WITH MY LIGHTSABER

Lucidreams 6 years ago
Omg your a God damn genius

wildskinny 10 years ago
Dad: OObi-Wan never told you what happen to your father. Son:He said you killed him. Dad: I'm am your father Darth Vader. Son: Well that doesn---... WHATTT??

BrownieDreamer 6 years ago
I have already lost my trust and respect for my father so I dont care. lol. I used to love him, he probably don't know that I hate him XD.

BrownieDreamer 6 years ago
Nvm. He is a friend of mine.

Decreepe 11 years ago
My dad is a Star Wars fan so if I just show him the lightsaber he would respect me again

abcx 10 years ago
You won't regain it. That's the point of the button.
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Offended-Fig 10 years ago
i lost that decades ago..

GGLewis 11 years ago
Think about it. What would be the use of a lightsaber? It cool and all but otherwise, it's just dangerous. It's not like you just slice some people into tiny pieces every day like me...

Aaron12998 9 years ago
101 uses for a lightsaber 1. Making toast 2. Backup door key
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Nathaniel Scott 13 years ago
hahaha i hate my father and he couldn't give a shit

Enderdude77 4 years ago
Agreed, legally it isn't child abuse but morally it is.
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Stephen Kirton 13 years ago
Lightsaber or Dad's respect... *Lightsaber Ignites*

High on Potassium 10 years ago
Well Stephen, I don't think it is supposed to be on fire. You might want to get that fixed or you won't have a functional lightsaber either.

OcelotButton 11 years ago
I don't want a lightsaber.....

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Why the hell would you not want a lightsaber? Its ok!
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Senderoth Tollinski 13 years ago
Lawl, I barely know my dad, free light saber.

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Are u my father too? @RandomGuyOnTheInternet
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Filip Kalny 13 years ago
Fuck it, I have a lightsaber

William Godard 13 years ago
LIGHTSABER!

NottsAiry 3 years ago
No.

Ripnee 10 years ago
I don't give a Crap what my father thinks.

Vesral 11 years ago
My father left me around two years old. He can go fuck himself.

Bloodshed 10 years ago
I never knew my father so fuck you I get a lightsaber to slice everyone's head off.

Username 12 years ago
Hahaahah press the button duh

DoubleDP 9 years ago
Father Where?

Wolf22777 11 years ago
My father is am alcoholic and doesn't care about me.

camcool 7 years ago
I don't see a dad anywhere soooo...

Gabbyxox 10 years ago
Idgaf about dad

James Kerslake 13 years ago
1: not a fan of Star Wars, but always wanted a light saber, 2: both my dads are dead, so no down side lol

bullseye644 11 years ago
*glides into school hall pretending to be sith* *school cop shoots you*

Kaybaloo 10 years ago
I don't understand

goodman 11 years ago
NOOOOOO

AthenaMichaelis 9 years ago
Just buy a cheap one online or something

Flamingbandit 9 years ago
But this one works like a real weapon

realthinknoolde 11 years ago
i do not have a father :(

Wolfmaster2005 11 years ago
I don't have a father too and is kenvin doing his.job

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
win-win

24dlamanti 10 years ago
lightsabers rule!!!

chubbi139 12 years ago
I mean my dad doesn't respect me already so yay! Light saber!!

SPICYBALLMEATPANTS 8 years ago
don't care i have a fucking light saber

Wolfmaster2005 11 years ago
Just take it and stab your father

Anja Marlene Nilsen 13 years ago
YEAH! LIGHT SABER

A_notGirl 5 years ago
my father left me as a baby-

unicornlover514 10 years ago
I would let my father borrow the light saber....respect regained!

pmel 10 years ago
but you have NO CHANCE of regaining his respect

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
I haven't seen my dad in almost 10 years, so it doesn't affect me :D

ElisaSammej 9 years ago
Perfect for black people,!

Beta17 11 years ago
Jokes on you, he don't respect me.

PolyArgent 2 years ago
My dad has taked 15 years for finding milk and he dont come back sooooooooo

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Puberty...

Annoye' 11 years ago
My Father is already a dick so..

JanaTheWolf 9 years ago
I see no downside...
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