You will get a fully functional Light Saber
but
You will lose your Father's respect, with no chance of regaining it.
I will not

Pokenoob 10 years ago
57% like a Light saber more than there father. WHAT THE HELL?!?

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Yup. And they have reasons to not like their father
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rottasmells 9 years ago
LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER, AND SCREW YOU

Reece Vidamour 13 years ago
What father?...

Taker_of_Hells 4 years ago
He dead
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AidenOfOz 4 years ago
I don't have that anyway.

Will you press the big red button 10 years ago
I hate and don't live with my father so yes for a light saber

GloriousDave 9 years ago
Jokes on you, already done, heh heh

Allie54321 9 years ago
Describe my father:barely home,when home working or on a call,careless. So no need for his trust

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Same.

pil555 9 years ago
Ummm does force mind control come with the exclusive one and only light saber.?

Cory2k 9 years ago
I SHALL SLAY HIM WITH MY LIGHTSABER

Lucidreams 6 years ago
Omg your a God damn genius

wildskinny 10 years ago
Dad: OObi-Wan never told you what happen to your father. Son:He said you killed him. Dad: I'm am your father Darth Vader. Son: Well that doesn---... WHATTT??

BrownieDreamer 6 years ago
I have already lost my trust and respect for my father so I dont care. lol. I used to love him, he probably don't know that I hate him XD.

BrownieDreamer 6 years ago
Nvm. He is a friend of mine.

Decreepe 11 years ago
My dad is a Star Wars fan so if I just show him the lightsaber he would respect me again

abcx 10 years ago
You won't regain it. That's the point of the button.
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Offended-Fig 10 years ago
i lost that decades ago..

GGLewis 11 years ago
Think about it. What would be the use of a lightsaber? It cool and all but otherwise, it's just dangerous. It's not like you just slice some people into tiny pieces every day like me...

Aaron12998 9 years ago
101 uses for a lightsaber 1. Making toast 2. Backup door key
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Nathaniel Scott 13 years ago
hahaha i hate my father and he couldn't give a shit

Enderdude77 4 years ago
Agreed, legally it isn't child abuse but morally it is.
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Stephen Kirton 13 years ago
Lightsaber or Dad's respect... *Lightsaber Ignites*

High on Potassium 10 years ago
Well Stephen, I don't think it is supposed to be on fire. You might want to get that fixed or you won't have a functional lightsaber either.

OcelotButton 11 years ago
I don't want a lightsaber.....

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago
Why the hell would you not want a lightsaber? Its ok!
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Senderoth Tollinski 13 years ago
Lawl, I barely know my dad, free light saber.

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Are u my father too? @RandomGuyOnTheInternet
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Filip Kalny 13 years ago
Fuck it, I have a lightsaber

William Godard 13 years ago
LIGHTSABER!

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
win-win

24dlamanti 10 years ago
lightsabers rule!!!

chubbi139 11 years ago
I mean my dad doesn't respect me already so yay! Light saber!!

SPICYBALLMEATPANTS 8 years ago
don't care i have a fucking light saber

Wolfmaster2005 10 years ago
Just take it and stab your father

Anja Marlene Nilsen 13 years ago
YEAH! LIGHT SABER

AthenaMichaelis 9 years ago
Just buy a cheap one online or something

Flamingbandit 9 years ago
But this one works like a real weapon

realthinknoolde 11 years ago
i do not have a father :(

Wolfmaster2005 10 years ago
I don't have a father too and is kenvin doing his.job

ElisaSammej 9 years ago
Perfect for black people,!

Beta17 11 years ago
Jokes on you, he don't respect me.

PolyArgent 2 years ago
My dad has taked 15 years for finding milk and he dont come back sooooooooo

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Puberty...

Annoye' 11 years ago
My Father is already a dick so..

A_notGirl 5 years ago
my father left me as a baby-

unicornlover514 10 years ago
I would let my father borrow the light saber....respect regained!

pmel 10 years ago
but you have NO CHANCE of regaining his respect

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
I haven't seen my dad in almost 10 years, so it doesn't affect me :D

AJ0211 3 years ago
I hate him.

Purvis_take_the_wheel 10 years ago
Why would my father disrespect me with a fully functional light saber?

Pyj16 11 years ago
ive already lost my fathers respect i think

Iosue_Draco 6 years ago
Imma start a small riot in here with this simple and, for me, true, statement. "I never really got into star wars."

Pandapoolv2 10 years ago
Joke is on you, my father left me when i was 3... oh wait :(

Josh Chaletzos 13 years ago
how can I lose what I don't have *universe implodes I float through and contemplate how this is possible for all of eternity*

JanaTheWolf 9 years ago
I see no downside...

Gamercakes 11 years ago
I get it. (Insert Star Wars line here)

Maggiealphawolf13 8 years ago
i"m already a disappointment to my father sooooo

Adrian Jutronich 13 years ago
Plot twist: My father fell to the dark side. Need lightsaber to avenge him.

alwaysbetonblack 9 years ago
Y would probably kill yourself without the force

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
i don't really care about him, so it"s a free lightsaber

Brittittni 10 years ago
My father is dead so

atwoodjer 11 years ago
my father sexually abused me, I dont want his respect.
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