Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood4 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro7 months ago

real shit

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Nightkilla8 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare11 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h099 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical9 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Joe Sturwold12 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_2 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal8 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

C8 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack8 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover8 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad7 years ago

Forever

Chase Tobiassen12 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper882 years ago

Checkmate

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a potato9 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex8 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal8 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16268 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid8 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh12 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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magnar123410 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo19910 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony12 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard12 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

Blazing_Fire_00710 years ago

Leave the house duh

UgyMordanOems7 years ago

Am I supposed to believe the best house on Earth gets invaded by a stampede of spiders everyday?

CraigTeev179 years ago

This so called best house on earth will include a bunker under the house and turrets that shoot fly spray throught the house at 3pm, I'd just hide in the bunker for an hour, problem solved :)

TheScootedBooty8 years ago

Why would i want tiny little satans crawling through my house at 3

soulcalibru459 years ago

i have arachnophobia :(

ValerieParker7 years ago

They"re my pest control ^_^

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me I turned myself into a dragon and can't turn myself back!

TheChoice8 years ago

I'm okay with spiders

Lelsanic9 years ago

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GrimIce9 years ago

Fuck no! I hate spiders! Looking at me with them 8 eyes!

Rebel_To_All9 years ago

fuck yeah ill get the flame thrower

Yorkeylover10 years ago

I have 15 tanrantulas a stampede dose nothing but make me yell run faster

ScottishCookie2 years ago

I'll have a basement full of spiders

samantha19879 years ago

II hate spiders

Serena Skye12 years ago

I'm at school then anyway (most days) and I love spiders

StefyStoica7 years ago

I don't care.I fucking love spiders.

Sudokori 10 years ago

I would have a sealed room with a pool in it that I go into to escape

That_filipino_kid6 years ago

Spider king

Thunder Sword9 years ago

Have House wide alarm which goes off at quarter to 3, and evacuate before spiders go through your house. Returns after spiders leave, and all is well.

Stellunar668 years ago

HELL TO THE NO sorry not sorry muffet, i fucking HATE spiders

Liam van Rooyen 9 years ago

Just don't be there when it happens

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