Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood 5 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro 2 years ago

real shit

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Nightkilla 10 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

Joe Sturwold 13 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_ 4 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal 9 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

Hedg3h09 11 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

happyman123 10 months ago

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Chase Tobiassen 13 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper88 4 years ago

Checkmate

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C 9 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack 9 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover 9 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad 9 years ago

Forever

a potato 11 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex 9 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal 9 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid 9 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming 13 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh 13 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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Kahlor Quiver 13 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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magnar1234 12 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo199 12 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony 13 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard 13 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

iBoss 11 years ago

I'd have to set everything on fire :(

JaviNiceDay 10 years ago

Well it doesn't say that they necessarily kill or bite you, doesn't it?

Jakub Krzysztofik 13 years ago

FUCK NO

Banzai27 9 years ago

Well if they only pass through and do nothing else i would just make something to keep them away or make a tiny tunnel for them to crawl through

sssssnakeman 11 years ago

I can start a buisness just imagine spiders can help me bake doughnuts and just sweets in general and then if people dont buy a doughnut i will fight them

Denimfox 10 years ago

Spiders can't run?

Lolocat1 9 years ago

What they said befriend them

jman1212 10 years ago

I Know This Comment Isn't Unique But I absolutely HATE Spiders With A PASSION

bljk 11 years ago

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ButterBoyGamer 10 years ago

Last question I was on was, You can be The King Of Spiders. ;) So yeah

Orangegal 12 years ago

To people who say I won't be there. What about the stuff they leave. Unless super rich and hire exterminator everyday then live with them eggs and stuff

Maqil 11 years ago

Arachnophobia

Smartstheparts 10 years ago

JUST KILL THEM.

oldnotweak 12 years ago

spiders were already a part of the house... so its a win win hahaha

MickeyMouse 8 years ago

I'll just settle with the second best house on Earth

zeifyl 11 years ago

First of, I'm not home until 4pm. Second, I don't mind spiders.

Vuivlio 9 years ago

But in my country spiders are not venomous (xD sorry if i said it wrong)..and they dont come into houses usually..only rare times..

OMGman 11 years ago

NOPE.

Lzke 9 years ago

Get a flamethrower to burn all the sipders at 3 am, done Also you could sell it.

Gamer91112 11 years ago

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Con 9 years ago

Make it a tourist attraction. Win win

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