Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic10 months ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood4 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro8 months ago

real shit

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Nightkilla9 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare11 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h099 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical9 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Joe Sturwold12 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_3 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal8 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

C8 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack8 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover8 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad7 years ago

Forever

Chase Tobiassen12 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper882 years ago

Checkmate

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a potato9 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex8 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal8 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16268 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid8 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh12 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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magnar123410 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo19911 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony12 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard12 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

Burnt_Python_589 years ago

I'll just tell my kids to come home at 3:01 instead of 3:00

Megan Mackley12 years ago

Ooh! Spiders!

Nubbins2447 years ago

Best house would be really big, so just hide in the east wing whilst the spiders scurry through the hallway :D

herpes dispenser9 years ago

thats pretty spoopy

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Diqn10 years ago

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Teamgrumpycatfan8 years ago

NOOOOOO

FishPampers9 years ago

i have arachnophobia O3o

DontPressButton8 years ago

Just make a lot of spider traps

BernadFish10 years ago

I would move out of the way. :I

Dannybionic3 years ago

I would learn to befriend the spiders and work alongside them

TheGrayGamer9 years ago

they go around my house, not inside it, so.....

Inazuma239 years ago

OH MY GOD THE SPIDER NO! FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

ineedmoremoney10 years ago

Minute starts at 3pm no

stillfuture2076 years ago

I have an army

HyruleBall9 years ago

IM FUCKING READY BRING THE SPIDERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SnakeTanner8 years ago

Im fine just as long as they stay off the roof

kpmrocks339 years ago

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Weirdo889 years ago

Fuckyuuuuu <3

Ryan Nottin12 years ago

Never said the kind of spiders. I'd be chill with a metric ton of daddy longlegs flowing in my house. Or Camel Spiders to fuck with inturders.

ChaseRisdon7 years ago

lots and lots of bug spray man

Wax Wlaymore9 years ago

get money from people to see the event $$$

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