Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic 2 years ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood 5 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro 2 years ago

real shit

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Nightkilla 10 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE 11 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare 12 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Mr Medical 11 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

Joe Sturwold 13 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_ 4 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal 9 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

Hedg3h09 11 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

happyman123 10 months ago

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TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Chase Tobiassen 13 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper88 4 years ago

Checkmate

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C 9 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack 9 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover 9 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad 9 years ago

Forever

a potato 11 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex 9 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal 9 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu1626 9 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid 9 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming 13 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh 13 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover101 8 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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Kahlor Quiver 13 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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magnar1234 12 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo199 12 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony 13 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard 13 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

FlameryHyper 9 years ago

what about if i have the best house on earth that finger size? gotta be in my friend is house

Of Life and Death 11 years ago

hELL NOOOO

poisonedbread 10 years ago

they should be gone by 3:01pm

Maximoo 11 years ago

OH, NO! TINY SPIDERS? NOOOOOOOOO!

Genericusernameyeah 2 years ago

Where do they go in the house How many are in the stampede

canadian-maple1214 10 years ago

I'd just have to make sure not to be home at 3pm

BoazvanCaem 10 years ago

Hell no!

Roy Rieder of Earth 11 years ago

I like spiders. They would arachnophobic guests at 3 PM. Unless I am trying to help them overcome a fear of spiders

sallyface1 5 years ago

sell the house and buy a different one

KillerCubePlays 11 years ago

Didn't say what kind of spiders, or how many.

samppa1337 11 years ago

Best house would have anti-spider design

123DeRPDErP123 8 years ago

FUCK NO

immortal boss 11 years ago

Oh my god

CountryDiamond 10 years ago

Leave before someone or if it's the best house it has machine guns that specifically targets any bugs and disintegrates it.

Rosa 12 years ago

nope. . .hell nope

Winter64 9 years ago

Depends on what kind of spider it is. most are dormant and calm if you know how to handle them.

Snoopydog 11 years ago

I have a billion trillion already in my house

Vespertine 10 years ago

What's the downside?

Evan Fisher 13 years ago

As long as there aren't any remaining inside after the stampede idgaf. Just go for a walk at 2:50.

Maxrulestheheckinworld 9 years ago

good thing I like spiders, fear my tiny army!!!

andy1541 11 years ago

Use bug spray everywhere in your hoise

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