Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic10 months ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood4 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro8 months ago

real shit

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Nightkilla9 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare11 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h099 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical9 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Joe Sturwold12 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_3 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal8 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

C8 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack8 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover8 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad7 years ago

Forever

Chase Tobiassen12 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper882 years ago

Checkmate

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a potato9 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex8 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal8 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16268 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid8 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh12 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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magnar123410 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo19911 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony12 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard12 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

LlamaDrama7 years ago

They would be on the bottom floor right?

SWAG_MUDKIP9 years ago

OMG HERD/STAMPEDE OF SPIDERS

Jams9 years ago

Hmm.. It's a goody thing I had that spider-killing room installed into my house. (lenny)

Dovahkrud9 years ago

Easy, just have spider-identifying lasers to disintegrate them.

Derkaderk8 years ago

Ima get the fuck outa here, FUCK THAT SHIT IM OUT

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

I would be out of the house at 3pm. also NO SWEARING

DeadMansHand09 years ago

just go somewhere else

ZaneP12 years ago

Downside?

LGBOUNCER7 years ago

Have 2 houses they"d run through one so see which one they"d run through and stay in the one they dont

Diancie_Lady5 years ago

School is important here. Kids, don't be home at 3pm! join a club!

crazybrain9 years ago

Just have a small unused pipe that the spiders go through.

DesertFox9 years ago

i love spider

Yodarocks20008 years ago

Be their leader

Addiepaige32010 years ago

Spiders are cool as long as they aren't poisonous and I just won't be in the house at 3

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

It doesn't say they"re dangerous spiders. They could be timid as hell.

TyceMartin9 years ago

U can leave ur home at 3pm and come back at 330pm it didnt say they would lay eggs or stay in the house

SilentCobra9 years ago

Setup auto foamethrowers at least 100 yards out to destroy the oncoming stampede. Done.

Tony0310 years ago

Then just hide or start making a bug free thing over your house or make a safe room/panic room or spray you and your stuff and your house with spider spray Or put that bomb stuff for bugs

Lonely4ever7 years ago

They lied it"s the worst house ever #loophole

jshaw719 years ago

As long as they don't take up residence, I am ok with it...

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