Will You Press The Button?

chronicallypessimistic9 months ago

Yet another day in the life of an Aussie...

BigDicksSmellGood4 years ago

Im fucking cumming rn i would fricking CREAM myself if that happened to me

Kiwibro7 months ago

real shit

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Nightkilla8 years ago

but then ur house wouldnt be the best if its covered in cobwebs :o

JoeySTRIKE9 years ago

I would build them their own room

ZaneFlare11 years ago

as long as they do not go over me or touch me i'm fine with them being there

Hedg3h099 years ago

Bitch please. The best house would be spiderproof.

Mr Medical9 years ago

Set up a automatic turret to blast them spiders when they come by. Now they will think twice when they decide to charge to my crib.

TheRadiantDehd8 years ago

Stampede?! That makes them sound massive... Swarm is what term I"d use. Regardless, I think you"d eventually get used to it, especially since you know exactly when they will

Joe Sturwold12 years ago

Just don't be home at 3pm everyday. Problem solved

Andrew_2 years ago

yes

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Magnarwhal8 years ago

The best house on earth dosent have spiders so ha

C8 years ago

A home with spiders is NOT the best house on earth

VictoriaWithBlack8 years ago

That is not the best house

KittyCatLover8 years ago

How long do they stay for though?

Xicad7 years ago

Forever

Chase Tobiassen12 years ago

I like to imagine I just befriend the spiders. So I just leave like, a trey of cookies, and install a spider door. Show up at 3 PM, "Hey everyone, go on through."

JJsuper882 years ago

Checkmate

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a potato9 years ago

Leave the house at 3 pm. Boom.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Correction: 2:59 PM or before. If you leave at 3 then you risk getting stampeded.

Dragonhunter17007 years ago

NOPEDY NOPE NOPE NOOOOOPE

Panifex8 years ago

Build a tunnel for the spiders that is closed off from, but connected to, the house

Magnarwhal8 years ago

My dream house us an under water cove but ya whatever Pressd

pikachu16268 years ago

I don't get home till 5;00

slipperysquid8 years ago

*Lifts feet*

Alex Quito Fleming12 years ago

LET THEM COME.

Daniel McDonagh12 years ago

Ron Weasley would not like this at all...

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Accio spider repellent

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magnar123410 years ago

fill bathtub and stand in it. put on gas mask. fill the vents with pesticide. done

Bofo19910 years ago

If none of them stay after 3pm. Just stay out of the house

Kahlor Quiver12 years ago

if it is the best house on Earth than there'd be a defense against this stampede of spiders (anti-spider control unit deploy!)

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Or something normal like one of those robot vacuums

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Rhett Overbay12 years ago

so what? they just pass through.

Surreal Evony12 years ago

I won't be there from 2:50 pm to 4:10 pm. Just as a precaution.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

NO NO NO NO I HAVE A HUGE FE-------------i mean i don't like spiders

Emily Hard12 years ago

I didn't click, but i should have since I'd just leave my house at 3, or just get chuck norris to stand with me

CoolNuts2 years ago

if they ALL leave afterwards, its ok

shad0whawk019 years ago

pest control.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm12345678907 years ago

single file stampede of baby tiny spiders running really close to the wall. problem solved

Tankkiller9 years ago

How would that be the best house on earth? And Im fine with my house..

TheDerpster1248 years ago

INSECTICIDE

CaityCake10 years ago

If it's the best house it wouldn't have bugs.

doodlebug8 years ago

Messa looooove spiders. Jar jar binks impression.

Slicer98769 years ago

That sounds fun tho

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

predictable. doesn't say they move through every room. stampede implies a straight line. my room is off to the side. and i plan around it for company.

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

I could own multiple houses and have the spiders go through a crappy shack that I own while I live in a mansion.

Crashdichko5 years ago

Well, the best house on earth has anti spider flamethrowers

TheOltsuBoy9 years ago

Make a track for them inside the walls.

Bnilsen229 years ago

I hate spiders, so ABSOLUTELY NOT

bertofoda58 years ago

Me too, but be Friends with"em is pretty cool

LucarioAura7 years ago

The spiders just run for 1 second and die. Problem solved

Hiimlouis9 years ago

Sell the house to someone at 2pm, gain millions and run away as fast as you can.

jomama9 years ago

me has arachnophobia so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sea Hitler9 years ago

I love spiders! ^-^

thatone_otaku128 years ago

heeeeeeeeeeeel no. just NOOOOOOOO

creeper8579 years ago

I love spiders :D for me no downside only upside :D

hatgirl52529 years ago

AWWWW! I GET SPIDERS TOO! YAAAAAY! I GET MORE BUDDIES! THEY WILL GIVE ME THEIR VENOM AND I CAN POISON MY ENEMIES! XD by the way, for some reason spiders love me. They're such social little cuties. And no they never bite me. They just like to crawl aroun...[Show full comment]

Mishno8 years ago

The spiders would wake med up

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