Will You Press The Button?

Suspect 4 years ago

Honestly that’ll just probably result in everyone being nicer to you. All you have to do is have willpower to not do it.

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Interesting...

john4s13 11 years ago

Immunity cat walks in. Immunity cat: Never fall for that spam because I remove all bad side effects. Immunity cat has blessed you with immunity to curses!

Ghost122047 5 years ago

I wanna fuck the immunity cat

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humbeng 5 years ago

I ain't that horny jeez

Carter0426 11 years ago

Incest? More like WINcest!

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Carter in a storm oc hail more like in JAIL

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LazerMuffin 10 years ago

doesn't matter, had sex

Wolffee101 5 years ago

*Sweet home Alabama starts*

skullcakez 11 years ago

I'm a loner, So why the fuck not? Should be fun to watch birds hump my windows and snails trying to get to me. XD

Isiah Rodriguez 13 years ago

I can hold off my relatives but when a grizzly bear wants some, he gets some

skibidituamae 3 years ago

911, can you come?

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Rivers 9 years ago

Ace me runs outta here. What even.

ralph_mckeown10 9 years ago

I wouldn't mind fucking my cousin

tehhypergamer 11 years ago

Ill jus stay away from humans that way I can fuck all the animals I want. Including dogs <3

axpenruff 5 months ago

that's a zoophile

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TsarMichaelII 9 years ago

would I truly be able to fulfill all of my sexual urges? I only hope so.

Bobojo_Weed 4 years ago

bro. Imagine how many diseases you"d get.

mtheman 10 years ago

kinky.

MonsterSlayer48 9 years ago

I will press the button, but I will keep a bat at hand. 😅😂

ThatOneHumann 8 years ago

I see no downside because I am bisexual.

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago

Once they see my pipi they run away it’s ugly as fuck

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

Well duh, I think they're already included in EVERYONE, I guess that's just to remind the stupid people

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

You get to be the king(or Queen) of the world and can... ya know with whoever F**K YES!

BambieTheButtonSlapper 10 years ago

SOME animals? What are the limits? What animals become attracted to you and what animals don't?

Coolcon 10 years ago

A group of spiders and a dozen bears come at me OH FUCK

BloodyBarbarian 10 years ago

I showed this to my friend and he said "ooh kinky." OML

Hey_there 8 years ago

K but think about that. This includes trump. And all the sketchy people on the street. You can’t go out in public because everyone wants to make love to you. EVERY ONE.

XcrucifiedX 8 years ago

I'm gay. I hope no women will try to rape me

Glitchy_bird 8 years ago

Shotgun time

PartyGamer931 8 years ago

Have sex with EVERYONE!!!

SemiIsback 8 years ago

And then I would be dating the black bears and people will run from me

ChristianPeixoto 8 years ago

Incest much

pighead250 9 years ago

I will only have sex with the one I want then

KieraKamera 9 years ago

I see no downside to this. :3

ButtonPresser152 5 years ago

OH SHIT

ugghusernamesarehard 9 years ago

just because someone wants something doesn't mean they automatically go for it.

ashudow 9 years ago

Um, kill everyone besides the person you want to love.

coolrob33 9 years ago

It"s not exactly rape, so, they just WANT to make love to you, it"s only a matter if you decide you want to accept their love.

Lostfeather237 9 years ago

Upside not found

wafffly4reazonzBradyStPierre 10 years ago

Where is the upside?

YeeLover 10 years ago

I wouldn't want either of those.

Andreas Jokiel 13 years ago

No problem here

Mason Bellet 13 years ago

"and some animals" 0_0

ABP7A 11 years ago

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO

Crapness 11 years ago

I'm bi so I don't care about the members of both sexes shit

Goldiiee 9 years ago

Uhm i dont want to have intercourse with my both 32 year old parents so... yeah. I pick not to press that button lol

Pickamaterina 11 years ago

1! Animals are not persons :D 2! People don't always get what they want. 3! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Wannabe 11 years ago

if i was hermaphrodite i would

RageCantSocial 10 years ago

Fuck it I've rnbeen raped by a rn dog.rnrn

mnop 2 years ago

asexual, hit "nope" before reading the downside

Mota 18 11 years ago

You can choose not to have sex with other people, and about the animals... Well, with the animals you can always carry a shotgun

Iballisticsquid fan 11 years ago

#vomit

agent KB 10 years ago

I'm pretty sure 'some animals' isnt included in "every person".

Toska 11 years ago

I don't see the problem... I need help. :(

Anthony Yifan Han 13 years ago

fuck it my body is ready

ilovethehawdogs 11 years ago

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Toningfiddle 8 years ago

I don’t know this youy fellow but he seems like a lucky m8

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