You can never die
but
You'll have cancer which will ruin your insides, making it painful to live
I will not


Thundrstorm8 years ago
Painful to live? Already hard enough with Trump around.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
Yes but are you being physically hurt
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MarineCowie9 years ago
You see, this is why you DON'T want to be immortal. Even if you don't immediately get cancer, your going to get injuries. Just because your immortal doesn't mean you can't get hurt.

Lazynobo117 years ago
Another reason is while everyoneโ€™s dead youโ€™ll live
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NinJest8 years ago
Has anyone seen my dog, Upside? I can't find him anywhere

IMadeAnAccountForThisComment4 years ago
Where"s Upside?

Marc Kutscher12 years ago
Deadpool? Is that you?

Swatdude648 years ago
INSIDES, not OUTSIDES
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Eskalios10 years ago
#Deadpool

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
So I become Deadpool

CheesePlayerYT9 years ago
Dont want people to tell me im old, isnt that enough Paint!?

CheesePlayerYT9 years ago
And i dont want to be a head floatin around in space 200000 years after humanity is extinct

ravenkillgore9 years ago
Even tho you can't die you can still lose body parts you can just be a head or something rolling around

..Alainiak..9 years ago
Do you are immortal

..Alainiak..9 years ago
So****

..Alainiak..9 years ago
Immortality+cancer=loneliness+pain

PIZZZA9 years ago
i want to go to heaven

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
i would rather die.

The_Rebel_9 years ago
living forever would SUCK. i am getting sick of this immortality BULLSHIT

Ladsrus10 years ago
No upside

Songwriters unite12 years ago
i already do have cancer...

Hittepรฅ3 years ago
Sad monent๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฏโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ฝโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
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whitelightning9 years ago
Smoke weed boom problem solved

meatloavelast month
idiot

MrCookieman248 years ago
There"s no upside! Living forever sucks because when the sun explodes then you'll be stuck floating in space unable to breathe and you'll still feel pain!

FrederickJhYih5 years ago
If that"s so, you don't need any organ to live, you can choose to remove any organ with ill, but it"s going to be a long time in laboratoryโ†’โˆ†โ†’

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
LOL That's not a good thing

KiaGames10 years ago
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xXZoMg15Xx9 years ago
8428934782394738294789 years later Flying in the space. World has ended 99999 years ago, and you're still floating. You can't kill yourself because you can't die. It's just you.... and the cancer.

XavierAsad10 years ago
No pain no gain

Macoroni7 years ago
Just forget about it

Kalkith9 years ago
let people study how you work

Destini Keesee12 years ago
uh. How about. no

PowerPikachu8 years ago
If I can break a 4th wall, I"d happily mess with the player/viewers. So where"s the teleportation belt, dual pistols, katanas, and the suit? I'm Deadpool!

DrP01109 years ago
can we cure the cancer over time?

DDXXRR3 years ago
which kind of cancer? all of "em?

yo mam10 years ago
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Nix11 years ago
YOU'RE IN PAIN FOREVER AND CAN NEVER BE RELEASED FROM IT GOOD JOB PRESSING THAT BUTTON

iLostMyPotato8 years ago
That means suffering for all eternity. Itโ€™s a no from me

Kuro Larethian9 years ago
So im deadpool? Deal!

GreatestWarrior9 years ago
in 5000 years you will become the most powerful human in existence you become rich and famous people will worship the immortal man known as YOU immortality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snakesta22110 years ago
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lego-wolf-man5 years ago
There is no upside..

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
No I do not want to live with immortality or cancer!

Pureknowlage7 years ago
Nuup

Malcolmxt9 years ago
Living forever is a curse and with cancer lose-lose

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Superlogoyoyo9 years ago
Deadpool

Mats Emil Storvolleng12 years ago
Just remove your insides. No more pain!

Timelypat8 years ago
These are both downsides.

gigganigga2 years ago
the thing is some people are saying to be dead pool but the thing is that deadpool has an healing factor and you will have a infinite life span so if you get you hand cut you will be amputed for life

Watermelonman8 years ago
*Trying to commit sucide* I just wanna die!

leonard8009 years ago
just cure it you live so long

Minecraft Lord10 years ago
I found your 2.

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Upside?

Kingclay19611 years ago
soooo deadpool?

Rmpark7 years ago
What"s the good upside of it you have to watch every one you know and love die.
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