You can never die
but
You'll have cancer which will ruin your insides, making it painful to live
I will not


Thundrstorm8 years ago
Painful to live? Already hard enough with Trump around.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago
Yes but are you being physically hurt
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MarineCowie9 years ago
You see, this is why you DON'T want to be immortal. Even if you don't immediately get cancer, your going to get injuries. Just because your immortal doesn't mean you can't get hurt.

Lazynobo117 years ago
Another reason is while everyone’s dead you’ll live
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NinJest8 years ago
Has anyone seen my dog, Upside? I can't find him anywhere

IMadeAnAccountForThisComment3 years ago
Where"s Upside?

Marc Kutscher12 years ago
Deadpool? Is that you?

Swatdude648 years ago
INSIDES, not OUTSIDES
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Eskalios9 years ago
#Deadpool

Thebeastfrom20000fathoms8 years ago
So I become Deadpool

CheesePlayerYT8 years ago
Dont want people to tell me im old, isnt that enough Paint!?

CheesePlayerYT8 years ago
And i dont want to be a head floatin around in space 200000 years after humanity is extinct

ravenkillgore9 years ago
Even tho you can't die you can still lose body parts you can just be a head or something rolling around

..Alainiak..9 years ago
Do you are immortal

..Alainiak..9 years ago
So****

..Alainiak..9 years ago
Immortality+cancer=loneliness+pain

PIZZZA9 years ago
i want to go to heaven

that one guy who says first every time9 years ago
i would rather die.

The_Rebel_9 years ago
living forever would SUCK. i am getting sick of this immortality BULLSHIT

Ladsrus9 years ago
No upside

Songwriters unite12 years ago
i already do have cancer...

Hittepå3 years ago
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Cutecat27010 years ago
Ouch... i didn't do it but i grew wings, can breathe fire, and my family died....

Z0m41e7 years ago
1) get shit ton of money 2) wait until medicine to cancer exist 3) buy it 4) IMMORTALITY 5) watch every single youtube video ever made (idk why)

Axelio Dalek9 years ago
Hello... It's me...

Your lucky9 years ago
I HATE ADELE IMPRESIONS

XenomorphWookiee8 years ago
Upside?

Attackontitan4life9 years ago
I don't want to live forever anyways

Ryan Nguyen12 years ago
take the cancer cell out since u can never die.... they can just do it without worrying ur death

Nargieo9 years ago
ONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five...[Show full comment]

Suckerpunch9 years ago
What the he'll does that have to do with this subject you idiot.

Gl1tch3dL1m3last year
Better die peacefully than live with endless pain.

Blue_Mage658 years ago
What type?

(TEAM FORTRESS 2) 4 LIFE9 years ago
ITS FOR SADIC

Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Error 404: Upside not found

Armin9 years ago
No upside

CraftKraft7 years ago
its suffering

Logan Pizza10 years ago
You can just ignore it, after 10 years. or remove it

Mr. Logic9 years ago
Dis dilemma doh.༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

Beckett Gordon12 years ago
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jaijT4My1r5wpaw.jpg

ThunkTank8 years ago
ALLULAKBAR !!!11!!

Wak_yhatoony4 years ago
Nice

Lilgizzy9 years ago
Well if you never die wouldn't there eventually be a cure for cancer plus medicinal marijuana

Doriko9 years ago
WHAT?!?!?!??!???!!???~?!~??!?!??!!?!!?!/!?!??!?!!?!/1/?!/!/!

Crazy Chicken9 years ago
No pain no gain

gruntjoe10 years ago
@Kingclay196, we're thinking on the same wavelength! Plus, I know a woman who absolutely loves Deadpool, so I'd be set.

PlayPup12317 years ago
I'm sorry... what"s the upside?

AlaricDracor10 years ago
I will just cut my head off and transplant it on another body (I cant die ^^). CURED!

will you press the button?8 years ago
I dont want to bei immortal cause everyone i know would die and after time you get tired about life

the smart guy9 years ago
This is fucked up

Darc4 months ago
But if you press it, you’ll have to watch everyone you love die

DylanFarstveet5 years ago
I"ve never understood people who want to live forever like that would be the worst life ever because you would never die it would be no end that would be the worst life ever

CloneCode7 years ago
Living forever = boring Cancer + Living forever = painfully boring

alexriveraced9 years ago
I'm.... Deadpool. Ta ta taaaaaa...

Violent angel 1310 years ago
I don't like pain so no

Greylish9 years ago
I'd honestly rather live a short but happy life, than a long and painful one.

Ryan Luke12 years ago
I can do that.

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh3 years ago
hospitals exist

hol30009999 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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