You see, this is why you DON'T want to be immortal. Even if you don't immediately get cancer, your going to get injuries. Just because your immortal doesn't mean you can't get hurt.
Lazynobo118 years ago
Another reason is while everyone’s dead you’ll live
@Kingclay196, we're thinking on the same wavelength! Plus, I know a woman who absolutely loves Deadpool, so I'd be set.
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PlayPup12318 years ago
I'm sorry... what"s the upside?
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Crazy Chicken11 years ago
No pain no gain
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AlaricDracor12 years ago
I will just cut my head off and transplant it on another body (I cant die ^^). CURED!
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the smart guy11 years ago
This is fucked up
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Darc2 years ago
But if you press it, you’ll have to watch everyone you love die
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will you press the button?10 years ago
I dont want to bei immortal cause everyone i know would die and after time you get tired about life
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DylanFarstveet7 years ago
I"ve never understood people who want to live forever like that would be the worst life ever because you would never die it would be no end that would be the worst life ever
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alexriveraced11 years ago
I'm.... Deadpool. Ta ta taaaaaa...
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Violent angel 1311 years ago
I don't like pain so no
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CloneCode9 years ago
Living forever = boring
Cancer + Living forever = painfully boring
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Ryan Luke13 years ago
I can do that.
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Greylish11 years ago
I'd honestly rather live a short but happy life, than a long and painful one.
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh4 years ago
hospitals exist
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hol300099911 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]
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GalaticDoge8 years ago
I'm already immortal, so I won't get cancer.
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ElisaSammej9 years ago
Jokes on you, i already have an illness like that, not cancer but lupus. Affects ones memory and sunsensitive ontop of that pain... so if i could trade illness, id see no downside.
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AlaricDracor12 years ago
I will just cut my head off and transplant it on another body (I cant die ^^). CURED!
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whitelightning11 years ago
Smoke weed boom problem solved
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meatloavelast year
idiot
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MrCookieman2410 years ago
There"s no upside! Living forever sucks because when the sun explodes then you'll be stuck floating in space unable to breathe and you'll still feel pain!
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FrederickJhYih7 years ago
If that"s so, you don't need any organ to live, you can choose to remove any organ with ill, but it"s going to be a long time in laboratory→∆→
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The Howling Wolf10 years ago
LOL That's not a good thing
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KiaGames11 years ago
555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close you eyes...[Show full comment]
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xXZoMg15Xx11 years ago
8428934782394738294789 years later
Flying in the space. World has ended 99999 years ago, and you're still floating. You can't kill yourself because you can't die. It's just you....
and the cancer.
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