16499 (31%) 36497 (69%)
16499 (31%) people have pressed this button, while 36497 (69%) did not.
All problems ever are solved, and everyone peacefully lives out their lives in a beautiful utopia.
but
You are condemned to an eternity of unbearable pain and torment.
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Godlike9 years ago
I CANT FEEL ANYTHING FROM A PREVIOUS QUESTION. IM ALSO AN IMMORTAL ROBOT ATHLETE.

Fishy-Lover165 years ago
Mhm
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Redtail2 years ago
Yes

Dromearex8 years ago
What fun is there without suffering of others? I don't mean torture, but hunting. That gets us food, but requires killing things... It"s really pointless unless it means a utopia for people. Wich even then is really ignorant because the animals deserve a little more than humans do.

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Aww... but I DO like torturing horrible individuals
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SinonMercer7 years ago
So many people don't know how long an eternity is.

Hftdgt4 years ago
Yeah it"s forever

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago
This sounds like The Giver.

imavirginnn4 years ago
"All problems ever are solved" I think "an eternity of unbearable pain and torment" is a problem a BIG PROBLEM

Ezragrayson4 years ago
Technically you would get use to the pain after a while

CooledItLongAgo3 years ago
and? why does other people"s happiness matter? pressing the button literally makes you an evolutionary and biological failure of an organism, that should"ve been naturally selected out of the gene pool long ago

CornHolio7 years ago
Bad shit will still happen

Migdin17 years ago
I fail to see that all problems are solved while I am living in torture, which I would say is a problem.

tinfoiltophat7 years ago
bitch I'm already condemned to an eternity of pain and torture

ErrorCodeMLG7 years ago
Fak dat ga kad shat

Emilymccue8 years ago
Who wouldnt press that everyone else is fine

slashth4567 years ago
where"s the peace part

Hftdgt4 years ago
Idk

Horsechess149 years ago
Kind of sounds like the Giver in a way

Hell no hell9 years ago
The giver?

Phoenixianking9 years ago
Bring it

Axileoni8 years ago
That would be a problem. There are no problems

Colorfairy4 years ago
"You are condemned to an eternity of unbearable pain and torment." Heh, already started like, ten years ago. Fuck this button.

meatloave3 months ago
No , I would just walk away

whitepinecone7 years ago
I'm part of everyone, so...

Cassius-ko8 years ago
Not pressing it. Screw humanity.

CatCupCakes9209 years ago
Fuck everyone anyway. And the reason I don't say everyone else is because I'm terrible as well. Just... http://66.media.tumblr.com/623fec7007aa86549d820ee5201d2d23/tumblr_ncd0myV8iQ1qaqk3no2_400.png That.

100Percent2 years ago
I'd do it if it wasn't eternity. That is endless, the happiness of humanity will still be finite. Billions flourishing would not be worth the endless torture. I wouldn't even send someone else to such a fate and live in the utopia myself. Eternity h...[Show full comment]

Laparas9 years ago
Step 1: Press button Step 2:Kill Yourself Step 3: Go to Heaven Step 4: Profit

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
where"s the downside?

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn8 years ago
Kinky

dreaming1008 years ago
If all problems EVER are solved, then how can i be in unbearable pain in torment?

Penis1237 years ago
Error at downside. Contradictory win and lose

Valery1539 years ago
Naaaahh i dont wanna do this

unknown_user35112 months ago
this is literally just The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas. to the letter.

luchoelkpo3 years ago
llamen a una persona masoquista y ya esta xd

Timelypat8 years ago
As much as I hate to say it, a world with no problems is a boring world. I'm not saying I like terrorism, crime, war, etc. but the reason most things happen is because of little problems in our day.

Timelypat7 years ago
Holy crow I think you just fixed everything
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Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago
Watching Justin beaver and Rob Schnider for eternity.

liyimeilast month
Surprisingly, so many people have pressed it?

RoseJohnson7 years ago
So long as everybody else is OK I don't mind suffering.

Soviet_gun2 years ago
Because everyone would include me, wouldn't I be in a peaceful utopia as well?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
if all problems are solved then I can't stop my unbearable pain and torment

KnightBro8 years ago
Jokes on you! I'm already in endless pain and torment of this miserable life!

TemIsReal9 years ago
I got the power of diarrhea spraying,would that help?

Babbidy3 years ago
eternal pain is a problem so im fine

primesoul8 years ago
What if it"s so much pain that you can't feel anything?

Bangle7 years ago
Unbearable pain in hair loophole

SonicTheAtomic 8 years ago
So your saying that all the problems are solved but I have to go to hell?

QIYIHAO8 months ago
我的家庭 我所在的地区 我生活的国家 我存在于的这个世界 有超级多的人忍受着和我一样的痛苦 如果整个世界都处在幸福的海洋中 还有什么痛苦是化解不掉的呢?

Kay_Buttons_Meh3 years ago
it feels like im in hell already, bc that"s basically what the downside is

Jalubejr8 years ago
I mean, if everyone else if fine, I'm happy.

Hftdgt4 years ago
Idk

Hudson_Pazaras8 years ago
Hello

nerdybucket8 years ago
So basically hell? cuz if not you die eventually

el-squido-vile2 years ago
i cant feel pain
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