Will You Press The Button?

Godlike 10 years ago

I CANT FEEL ANYTHING FROM A PREVIOUS QUESTION. IM ALSO AN IMMORTAL ROBOT ATHLETE.

Fishy-Lover16 6 years ago

Mhm

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Dromearex 10 years ago

What fun is there without suffering of others? I don't mean torture, but hunting. That gets us food, but requires killing things... It"s really pointless unless it means a utopia for people. Wich even then is really ignorant because the animals deserve a little more than humans do.

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Aww... but I DO like torturing horrible individuals

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SinonMercer 8 years ago

So many people don't know how long an eternity is.

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Yeah it"s forever

Redtail 4 years ago

Yes

BalorClubFoLyfe 8 years ago

This sounds like The Giver.

CornHolio 8 years ago

Bad shit will still happen

imavirginnn 5 years ago

"All problems ever are solved" I think "an eternity of unbearable pain and torment" is a problem a BIG PROBLEM

Migdin1 8 years ago

I fail to see that all problems are solved while I am living in torture, which I would say is a problem.

tinfoiltophat 8 years ago

bitch I'm already condemned to an eternity of pain and torture

ErrorCodeMLG 9 years ago

Fak dat ga kad shat

Emilymccue 9 years ago

Who wouldnt press that everyone else is fine

slashth456 8 years ago

where"s the peace part

Hftdgt 6 years ago

Idk

Horsechess14 10 years ago

Kind of sounds like the Giver in a way

Hell no hell 10 years ago

The giver?

Phoenixianking 10 years ago

Bring it

TrueRenegade 9 years ago

They called communism a utopia, so NOPE!

Nerdyboy 10 years ago

Go to Hell for humanity? Yes. i am willing.

Get_Shizzled 10 years ago

Unbearable pain and torment for me is loss of internet connection. Besides. There will be better things to do in a ascended world

birdDemon 3 years ago

I already live like that

Kadebostany 9 years ago

I'm feeling this anyway, say YES

Kalamari_Soup 5 years ago

Everybody is going to have a different idea of a "utopia", I don't think there can be a one-size-fits-all-world to accommodate everyone, it will break eventually.

Senseless 9 years ago

So I am not part of everyone? Or will I get to like pain?

Axileoni 9 years ago

That would be a problem. There are no problems

Colorfairy 6 years ago

"You are condemned to an eternity of unbearable pain and torment." Heh, already started like, ten years ago. Fuck this button.

meatloave 2 years ago

No , I would just walk away

whitepinecone 8 years ago

I'm part of everyone, so...

Cassius-ko 10 years ago

Not pressing it. Screw humanity.

CatCupCakes920 10 years ago

Fuck everyone anyway. And the reason I don't say everyone else is because I'm terrible as well. Just... http://66.media.tumblr.com/623fec7007aa86549d820ee5201d2d23/tumblr_ncd0myV8iQ1qaqk3no2_400.png That.

100Percent 3 years ago

I'd do it if it wasn't eternity. That is endless, the happiness of humanity will still be finite. Billions flourishing would not be worth the endless torture. I wouldn't even send someone else to such a fate and live in the utopia myself. Eternity h... [Show full comment]

Laparas 10 years ago

Step 1: Press button Step 2:Kill Yourself Step 3: Go to Heaven Step 4: Profit

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago

where"s the downside?

lexi-the-homosexual-dragonborn 9 years ago

Kinky

dreaming100 10 years ago

If all problems EVER are solved, then how can i be in unbearable pain in torment?

ssdctt 4 months ago

牺牲自己，成就他人

Penis123 9 years ago

Error at downside. Contradictory win and lose

Valery153 10 years ago

Naaaahh i dont wanna do this

unknown_user351 2 years ago

this is literally just The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas. to the letter.

luchoelkpo 5 years ago

llamen a una persona masoquista y ya esta xd

Timelypat 9 years ago

As much as I hate to say it, a world with no problems is a boring world. I'm not saying I like terrorism, crime, war, etc. but the reason most things happen is because of little problems in our day.

Timelypat 9 years ago

Holy crow I think you just fixed everything

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Ezragrayson 6 years ago

Technically you would get use to the pain after a while

CooledItLongAgo 5 years ago

and? why does other people"s happiness matter? pressing the button literally makes you an evolutionary and biological failure of an organism, that should"ve been naturally selected out of the gene pool long ago