Will You Press The Button?

Pizzagram 11 years ago

What are the advantages of this? Is anyone that passionate about double jumping??

justjesus 6 years ago

Uh.... Basketball anyone 🏀

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splatoonmastr 11 years ago

two words:giant trampoline.

DisIsMyUsername 9 years ago

Flipin genius my guy XD

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Estephan 8 years ago

Nope thx

Migdin1 8 years ago

Just jump out of your grave when you die

Arcaderis 10 years ago

Not in the mood for being Super Mario

Posik 7 years ago

In ever since I can land well so I can jump extremely high and land on the floor and break both my feet and arms

crazedpostdoc 11 years ago

I'm already black sooo no upside.

Sansnoekie 9 years ago

So.. every half year your birthday?

Jordan Combs 13 years ago

I'm already immortal from another button

StrudelCutie4427 6 years ago

I don't remember pressing an immortality button today, but I"ve probably pressed one at some point.

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Meep1 11 years ago

I can be solid snake

Loophole-alert 9 years ago

It doesn't say your lifetime would be 2 times shorter

Alex Stevens 11 years ago

2 days = 1 day ....WELL NAHHHHHH I WILL PRESS THAT BUTTON

Destruk7 9 years ago

By the time i"m 50 HOPEFULLY you can live forever

TremendousByDesign 11 years ago

why would I want to jump high?

Stewart Robson 13 years ago

If I age twice faster does that mean I'm eighty when I'm forty or I die at forty?

Herogh0st 8 years ago

Well you can jump high bit you would die from the landing impact so nope

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Turned into a dragon stop with your idiotic stupid comments nobody cares for them you didn't turn yourself into a dragon dragons don't exist and if you were trying you wouldn't be able to type nor speak human language!

Lord_Aristle 10 years ago

Throuought the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik,dragons can speak, and are as smart as people are. Dragons are just a fun thing that people of all ages can enjoy. But you are so immature taht I bet you are under twelve years old. The dragons there can also do math, and write.

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ctarl 9 years ago

but why?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Dark_Games 11 years ago

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Science guy 11 years ago

8- get a life

mynameishitler 9 years ago

ofc i can win a gold medal in the olympics on standing long jump. money to me

AsuraShun 6 years ago

yup, age 2 seconds faster than everyone

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

so i age fast and break my legs

Aaron Taylor 13 years ago

Dying at the age of 40(technically 80) anyway, might as well be able to jump!:D

Saphiregirl 10 years ago

I can see where this may possibly be useful at some point in my life but it is dephinately not worth loosing half of my life.

ItsYaBoiMango 9 years ago

What would you need to jump twice as high for?

Homiewaffle 9 years ago

THEN DONT JUMP!

WTFcomment 11 years ago

What's the point of this why

Shyler Siders 13 years ago

HAHA Its not like i ever gather enough energy to want to jump anyways

Me666 10 years ago

I don't see a good side

psychotti 9 years ago

who really cares about jumping that much?

JaceyBear 11 years ago

Whoever made this really aspires to have that Mario double jump tho

Timelypat 9 years ago

When do I need to jump extremely high?

eddroid 11 years ago

Immortal, so...

Addsey 12 years ago

WEEE I CAN JUMP TO SPACE.... I didn't think of the landing, dies

Apollo924 4 years ago

No, just no.

clixxyz 10 years ago

What does "anyone else" mean?

EvilBloxBoss 9 years ago

This is asking for a hospital trip and casts.

wisecrack3 10 years ago

jump high, but the fall damage

hoetho 11 years ago

Wtf do I need to jump for

CyndiHuddleston 9 years ago

I'm afraid of heights.

Homiewaffle 9 years ago

wait wouldn't you get hurt if you were really old and jumping everywhere?

Kaine 11 years ago

Honestly, I see no advantage in this.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Dontaskmyname 8 years ago

Just dont do it. Why do you want to jump high?

OwenLeePeeKen 9 years ago

I dont care about jumping

AbsurdOlivePanda 9 years ago

Yeah, i dont see why i need dat

Black plasma217 11 years ago

I mean, you never said I could survive the fall...

IronSoldier 9 years ago

They never said you would die before everyone else

Mistahboon 10 years ago

So,snoop dog?

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