Will You Press The Button?

Pizzagram9 years ago

What are the advantages of this? Is anyone that passionate about double jumping??

justjesus5 years ago

Uh.... Basketball anyone 🏀

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splatoonmastr9 years ago

two words:giant trampoline.

DisIsMyUsername8 years ago

Flipin genius my guy XD

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Estephan7 years ago

Nope thx

Migdin17 years ago

Just jump out of your grave when you die

Posik5 years ago

In ever since I can land well so I can jump extremely high and land on the floor and break both my feet and arms

Arcaderis8 years ago

Not in the mood for being Super Mario

crazedpostdoc9 years ago

I'm already black sooo no upside.

Sansnoekie8 years ago

So.. every half year your birthday?

Meep19 years ago

I can be solid snake

Jordan Combs12 years ago

I'm already immortal from another button

StrudelCutie44274 years ago

I don't remember pressing an immortality button today, but I"ve probably pressed one at some point.

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Loophole-alert8 years ago

It doesn't say your lifetime would be 2 times shorter

Alex Stevens9 years ago

2 days = 1 day ....WELL NAHHHHHH I WILL PRESS THAT BUTTON

Destruk78 years ago

By the time i"m 50 HOPEFULLY you can live forever

TremendousByDesign10 years ago

why would I want to jump high?

Stewart Robson12 years ago

If I age twice faster does that mean I'm eighty when I'm forty or I die at forty?

Herogh0st7 years ago

Well you can jump high bit you would die from the landing impact so nope

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Turned into a dragon stop with your idiotic stupid comments nobody cares for them you didn't turn yourself into a dragon dragons don't exist and if you were trying you wouldn't be able to type nor speak human language!

Lord_Aristle8 years ago

Throuought the Temeraire series by Naomi Novik,dragons can speak, and are as smart as people are. Dragons are just a fun thing that people of all ages can enjoy. But you are so immature taht I bet you are under twelve years old. The dragons there can also do math, and write.

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ctarl7 years ago

but why?

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Dark_Games9 years ago

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Science guy9 years ago

8- get a life

mynameishitler8 years ago

ofc i can win a gold medal in the olympics on standing long jump. money to me

AsuraShun4 years ago

yup, age 2 seconds faster than everyone

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

so i age fast and break my legs

Aaron Taylor12 years ago

Dying at the age of 40(technically 80) anyway, might as well be able to jump!:D

Saphiregirl9 years ago

I can see where this may possibly be useful at some point in my life but it is dephinately not worth loosing half of my life.

ItsYaBoiMango7 years ago

What would you need to jump twice as high for?

Homiewaffle8 years ago

THEN DONT JUMP!

WTFcomment9 years ago

What's the point of this why

Shyler Siders12 years ago

HAHA Its not like i ever gather enough energy to want to jump anyways

Me6669 years ago

I don't see a good side

psychotti7 years ago

who really cares about jumping that much?

JaceyBear9 years ago

Whoever made this really aspires to have that Mario double jump tho

Timelypat8 years ago

When do I need to jump extremely high?

eddroid9 years ago

Immortal, so...

Addsey10 years ago

WEEE I CAN JUMP TO SPACE.... I didn't think of the landing, dies

Apollo9243 years ago

No, just no.

clixxyz8 years ago

What does "anyone else" mean?

EvilBloxBoss7 years ago

This is asking for a hospital trip and casts.

wisecrack39 years ago

jump high, but the fall damage

hoetho9 years ago

Wtf do I need to jump for

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

I'm afraid of heights.

Homiewaffle8 years ago

wait wouldn't you get hurt if you were really old and jumping everywhere?

Kaine9 years ago

Honestly, I see no advantage in this.

Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

never said i wouldn't break my legs after jumping

Dontaskmyname7 years ago

Just dont do it. Why do you want to jump high?

OwenLeePeeKen7 years ago

I dont care about jumping

AbsurdOlivePanda8 years ago

Yeah, i dont see why i need dat

Black plasma21710 years ago

I mean, you never said I could survive the fall...

IronSoldier7 years ago

They never said you would die before everyone else

Mistahboon9 years ago

So,snoop dog?

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