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You get all of Batman's gadgets.
but
Batman kills your parents. And your dog.
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ROGUE 11 years ago
YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg last year
for me it's the other way around
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BobbyWasabiMk2 10 years ago
He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln 6 years ago
True true
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InfiniteLaserz 11 years ago
Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman 8 years ago
heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-
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killer_wolf101 11 years ago
So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

McKay Joseph Hall 13 years ago
I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda 9 years ago
It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.
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DragonEXE 10 years ago
What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Christy Lovell 13 years ago
Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody 6 years ago
Smart!
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XanderLionheart 9 years ago
Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat 9 years ago
I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek 10 years ago
Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger 2 years ago
love yourself

Dylann 10 years ago
But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann 10 years ago
Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

JeremiahHardnett 10 years ago
never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle 13 years ago
Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy 10 years ago
Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless 13 years ago
let everyone die :D

Thobias Engemann Sandst 13 years ago
Adopted... and i never wanted my dog anyway...

ZBirenStha 8 years ago
Hm not me but what abouthe ppl without parents..?

#RedBeanBun 11 years ago
My parents are already dead. No downside for me

AberBasketGamingYT 9 years ago
Batteriet n inn not real

JSEfanhavingfunisthegreatest 11 years ago
NOOO BATMAN NOO NOT THE DOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DADDY AND MOMMY FREAKING A HOLE

DYXONE 2 years ago
But i dont want be the second Batman

Grey21699 10 years ago
No, he can kill the neighbors cat, cats suck.

Senseless 10 years ago
You suck

Weerwet 11 years ago
I hate my parents, I am already plotting to kill my dog in a fire. Give me them gadgets.

FallenAngelLucia 11 years ago
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SecondEleven 3 years ago
You All Are Fuc*ing Psychopaths

:^) 10 years ago
please kill my parents

Angel Gabs 13 years ago
I hate my parents and my dad got rid of my dogs. I SEE NO DOWNSIDE.

Frogmaster69 9 years ago
Meh about my parents. BUT NOT MY DOOOOGGGGG

Natquestions 10 years ago
Batman, I Wil kill you for killing my parents, because I"M NATMAN! AND I don't have a dog

Risk 12 years ago
1. I don't have a dog. 2. I'd rather my mom live, no matter how much of a bitch she is, than have batmans gadgets :T

-CraneOfTheSwamp- 4 years ago
I don't want Batman"s gadgets anyway, and I definitely want my dog. Easy no.

ShinyCupcakeLugia10 11 years ago
I'll kill him with my silent but deadly fart xD

TheRogueAdmiral 9 years ago
I'm not particularly attached to the family dog, so I see no downside here.

SyTaC WhooVeZz 11 years ago
no, not my dog, fuck this

HissHissImASnek 7 years ago
You wont TOUCH MY DOG my parents yeah you can have them

kloee 11 years ago
Not my dog

Firecobra25946 9 years ago
How could he without his gadgets?????

albie2008 11 years ago
Fuck no not my dog

Baby_Gay 10 years ago
I will kill him first.

SaveTheLoser 12 years ago
Hell no. Not killing my parents

TheDarkendLight 9 years ago
I"ve already killed my parents a few buttons ago...

xXsuperbat1000Xx 11 years ago
But what if I have no dog

HEHEHAHA 3 years ago
Nahhh batman's so weak when he shits he almost dies and he can't kill my parents and I have no dog so kill my friends dog

VannDTR 10 years ago
I hate my family

Dayna Morris 13 years ago
I don't have a dog and I like my parents most of the time

Mariena_X 8 years ago
But he won't have his gadgets so I'll just kill him first :)

Hadry 11 years ago
And your dog xdddddddd

frogsRcool 4 years ago
Batman is fucked if John Wick presses that button

Sagitta 10 years ago
Fuck you, Batman!

Justin Skiles 13 years ago
jokes on you! i dont have a dog!!
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