Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE9 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg9 days ago

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln5 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman7 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf1019 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

McKay Joseph Hall12 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda7 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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XanderLionheart8 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat8 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek8 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger4 months ago

love yourself

Dylann8 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann8 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

Christy Lovell12 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Smart!

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JeremiahHardnett8 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle12 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless12 years ago

let everyone die :D

Crazygirl601928 years ago

Bateman is evil! No way am I giving up Buddy!

albie20089 years ago

Iff no dog family dies

Alllllie9 years ago

How would he kill anyone without the gadgets?

Damian Filipczuk12 years ago

Is money gadget?

Scarlett-Skittlez6 years ago

Time to go John wick on that little shit

kloee9 years ago

Not my dog!!!

hypes1239 years ago

NO SNICKERS NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have 3 dogs

JaxTheDesteoyerlast year

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DOG YOU BLACK NIG-

Random Lady You Saw At WallMart9 years ago

But I thought Batman doesn't kill. Also, I don't have a dog...

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

FOOLZ i only have a cat XD

IanMoore7 years ago

Not got a dog, one of my parents is already dead. My dad will die at some point anyway. *throws a Batarang at my Geography teacher*

KARTD909 years ago

Batman doesn't kill you idiot

SpartanX8 years ago

First kill batman with his gadgets we adopted (if you get gadgets you learn the skills also):)

Nepnep_for_life9 years ago

NOT THE DOG!!!

MadBomber7 years ago

NO DOGGO MST LIVE

IAmADogMeow9 years ago

My mom is dead and I don't know if my dad is alive and I don't have a dog.

mayb209 years ago

But you are a dog ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜§

VinVinCutie10 years ago

NOT MY DOG

Shadow_Ultimate3 years ago

But Batman never kills

deadpool goku and sans9 years ago

What if you dont have parents or any pets?

Miz Redavni12 years ago

I don't have a dog. No downside.

SpiderMatsu9 years ago

I swear to god if he touches my dog ILL RIP HIS DICK OFF AND BASH HIM ACROSS THE FACE UNTILL HE PASSES OUT

Tolnin10 years ago

Since Batman doesn't exist...I'm good.

Josephx4 years ago

I swear if he touches my parents I will cut his head

turtle_with_a_donut9 years ago

get a new dog and parents

Angel-Wing8 years ago

Aaaaaand how would he do that without his things?

weefers9 years ago

NOT MY DOG, SAVE THE DOG!!!!!!!!!

ZBirenStha7 years ago

Hm not me but what abouthe ppl without parents..?

#RedBeanBun 9 years ago

My parents are already dead. No downside for me

AberBasketGamingYT8 years ago

Batteriet n inn not real

JSEfanhavingfunisthegreatest9 years ago

NOOO BATMAN NOO NOT THE DOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DADDY AND MOMMY FREAKING A HOLE

DYXONE8 months ago

But i dont want be the second Batman

Grey216999 years ago

No, he can kill the neighbors cat, cats suck.

Senseless8 years ago

You suck

Thobias Engemann Sandst12 years ago

Adopted... and i never wanted my dog anyway...

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SecondEleven2 years ago

You All Are Fuc*ing Psychopaths

:^)9 years ago

please kill my parents

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