Will You Press The Button?

ROGUE9 years ago

YOU CAN KILL MY PARENTS, BUT I SWEAR IF YOU TOUCH MY DOG, I'LL WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE.

Isgg9 days ago

for me it's the other way around

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BobbyWasabiMk28 years ago

He"s gonna have a very rough day if he doesn't have his tools and I do.

Rilln5 years ago

True true

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InfiniteLaserz9 years ago

Loophole! My parents were made unbeatable by my past press button experience! Also don't have a dog so...Does he give me a dog then kill it?

baconbatman7 years ago

heres a dog me:omg yissss batman: stab me: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FCK NOOOOO SENIOR WOOOFERS WHY THE FUUUUUUUUUU-

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killer_wolf1019 years ago

So batman i got all your gadgets so...there's no way your killing my parents

DragonEXE8 years ago

What the fuck just really WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

McKay Joseph Hall12 years ago

I'm adopted and I don't have a dog. No downside.

Andromeda7 years ago

It doesn't say "biological parents". Adoptive or not, they"re dead, Kay.

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XanderLionheart8 years ago

Ad long as he adopts me and makes me his partner.

Karma-the-cat8 years ago

I don't have a dog and I hate my parents WHOOP

LoganVanek8 years ago

Reads....(and your dog) ... >:( I WILL NOT

.nigger4 months ago

love yourself

Dylann8 years ago

But if you touched them, I burry you alive :;)

Dylann8 years ago

Duh, that IS Batman"s story, and I don't have parents or dog so no downside... kinda sad to admit...

Christy Lovell12 years ago

Trick question! Batman doesn't kill!!!

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Smart!

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JeremiahHardnett8 years ago

never liked my parents anyways and i don't have a dog so let"s go!!

Connor Ingle12 years ago

Batman doesn't kill people. Especially not parents. That'd be a bit hypocritical.

Leafyisherearmy9 years ago

Fr. But maybe he got jealous that other peoplehave parents so he went insane.

Jeffery Blake McCanless12 years ago

let everyone die :D

Madzie20008 years ago

It"d be a cool backstory and I have 2 cats so...

Slime119 years ago

I dont have a dogðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

yourmom1234last year

jokes on you i dont have either

queenofpotatoes9 years ago

Not the dog!!

Calder Jappy12 years ago

NOT THE DOG

DumplingCat7 years ago

IF HE TOUCHES MY SHIBO I WILL KILL KIM

Robyn Night9 years ago

I love my dog!!!

InkyMonstrosity9 years ago

OBJECTION!!!! Batman would not want to kill my parents OR my dog, he deliberately chooses NOT to kill!!!!!

Hitchickersfan422 years ago

Jokes on you I have a cat

pheonixsafire9 years ago

not my dog!!!!

Freddy Rodriguez12 years ago

Without his gadgets, Batman can't do ANYTHING, so your parents and dog would be safe.

doofnugget7 years ago

Can't you kill batman

benkennedy20009 years ago

bat mans good

pugthechub9 years ago

uh hes not real

pikachu16268 years ago

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AJ choose9 years ago

I love my dog

Zordekaizer8 years ago

What happens If i kill batman first with his gadgets

Stefanope10 years ago

batman isnt real sooo IM OK

alt-f43 years ago

no thanks im good

Squidoodle558 years ago

I HAVE NO DOG HA!

albie20089 years ago

Not my dog i love diamond the dogðŸ˜ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¥ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢ðŸ˜¢

JoshTheScrub9 years ago

i don't want my dog to die... batman would never do that also

Fathul Munir12 years ago

i see no downside

William56 years ago

Not my dog!

Roaryboy9 years ago

If only he said the Joker killed them it would male sense, batman and robin don't kill

Victyrus9 years ago

Batman doesn't kill.

Amaya White12 years ago

Not Teddy

Andromeda7 years ago

Yeah, I don't like my parents and don't have a dog, so for once there"s no downside for me.

MegaAeroforce18 years ago

I was going to click it, but when it said he"d kill my dog...

TheBird9 years ago

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JaxTheDesteoyerlast year

You can kill my family but if you lay a fucking finger on my dog SAY HELLO TO CALIFORNIA BITCH!

Dared7 years ago

I have a cat bitch

CakeAnarchy9 years ago

i was legit ready to click this until i realised my dog would die too

jonahdooze1008 years ago

Fuck. Accidently pressed well bye parents(and the dog)

MagicGolem10 years ago

Wow 8268 people pressed the button...

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