65053 (74%) 22728 (26%)
65053 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 22728 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
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JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fanlast year
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA962 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

Stryker9 years ago
loophole:you get the ability

Eyes_in_the_dark4 years ago
Whoever wrote this question is interesting.

NARF9 years ago
My brain hurts now.

Hammerman9 years ago
But if iI can't press this button, then how will anyone say pick yes onthis

Advv9 years ago
Just inspect the button element, and change "yes" to "no" in HTML. Technically, you didn't press the button.

APHgamingFandoms10 years ago
I CAN PRESS THE BUTTON IF I WANTED TO, BIATCH

Epicgaming0386 years ago
I pressed the button because it said you can't

DonkeyXGamer9 years ago
You know, the problem is I DID press the button, so the catch is irrelevant.

Aron10 years ago
I PRESSED IT B10TCH!

KerKsaGoG8 years ago
I like how when i tryed to push the button the touch sensitivity on my phone stopped for a few seconds

VJFlamingFury9 years ago
yea h

Scrawlfallz10 years ago
Hell yes all around.

DontPressButton8 years ago
Just pressed the button. What are you going to do now?

JackAttackBabyBackRibs9 years ago
Tricky Dick

RMtickles8 years ago
A lot of these seem like they are made by anime nuts

Sir Dog Man-Thing9 years ago
Flawed

Galhaar11 years ago
Worth it. Do it for Dishonored 2 and TTG TWD!

Gooblinlast year
You cannot press the button. ?ehhhhh...

LukeHD9 years ago
I already pressed it, when the negative Part comes to work. Loophole

KineticTimeLord9 years ago
Then what is the point of pressing the button, eh?

USGC7 years ago
Weeb

Glenn de Heiden9 years ago
Buuuut, this is a "but" that happens AFTER you press the button and you're able to speak Japanese, meaning that after that you'll be unable to press the button, but it'll have no value to you anymore.

DoffyGirl10 years ago
I'm already studying Japanese so I win either way ;D

TheTrollerLord4 years ago
Breaking the laws

Pokeminer9 years ago
I would give up this game to work at Nintendo!
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