66276 (74%) 23488 (26%)
66276 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 23488 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
Next

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

Aideny 7 months ago
Same

420DankLord42 9 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno 6 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh 11 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breadcatreal 5 months ago
Ancient comments

Erron Fish 13 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yep
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Pengu11 11 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky23 8 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan 2 years ago
damn

JoeSmough 9 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy 9 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot 10 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help 10 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96 3 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu 9 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla02 9 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_ 10 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig88 10 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan 13 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen 13 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
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Ben Maclean 13 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago
PARADOXES!

Kevin Zaharas 13 years ago
get a friend to press it

Amber Hollis 13 years ago
what just happened.......

heatfromfire 5 years ago
i am pressing the button out of spite

Wi2520 10 years ago
I just did, deal with it

Cylland 11 years ago
I just press it '-'

CCthecat 10 years ago
I dare to push the button, so what jerk?

kittyluvr 11 years ago
TOO BAD I ALREADY PRESSED IT.

greed15good 9 years ago
pressed it #rebel

bookworm1985 11 years ago
wait……if i can't push the button, then how will i be able to watch my have animes without sub tittles???….

Panda Pearce 13 years ago
I had to stare at that for a minute trying to figure it out...

Kittttt 9 years ago
What. I am having an extistensial crisis now send help.

OleTheBest 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago
So... If I DON'T press the button, I get all the stuff? Or I just can't press the button AFTER I press this one? This wouldn't be a bad last button to press...

No slimes 11 years ago
I WILL DO WHATEVER I WANT

Emily Major 13 years ago
Final Fantasy VII Re-make!!!

R_L_N 6 years ago
I JUST DID. SUCK MA PEEN PEEN QUESTION GUY!!

Ninja_4 10 years ago
I'm a rebel.

thebuttonisevil 11 years ago
What the logic?

DjDrex97 10 years ago
Why would I want to push the button again that is like teaching Russian to someone who speaks it fluently

Franlael 11 years ago
FUCK THE RULES

0Thanos0 7 years ago
This guy wants to see earth burning

The Doctor Is Me 10 years ago
Reverse psychology

Cinnabelle 11 years ago
ummmmmm

johnnycat77 9 years ago
fucking breaking rules already

Locked 11 years ago
What?

A_Multishipper_Life 12 years ago
I cannot press the button AFTER the fact

alexriveraced 8 years ago
In which case, you won't be able to speak or read Japanese, which will make the dilemma completely obsolete unless you press the button, in which case, you won't be able to press it.. OMFG THIS IS A MINDBLOW!!!
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