64924 (74%) 22644 (26%)
64924 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 22644 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
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JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan11 months ago
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes7 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96last year
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

MaxMcBosszz9 years ago
FUCK DA POLICE. or in this this case the game..

ABn WoLfZz9 years ago
Yes I can bitch

Dragonhunter17007 years ago
Watch me bitch

Brettzky139 years ago
worth it

GreenDog310 years ago
Yolo i pressed it

SirDistic9 years ago
But I already pressed the button.

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
I just could not press it... I don't reality to be destroyed

APandaloudofwaffle4 years ago
hello this will probably be the first time you see me in comments and also the last goodbye

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
I can't press the button after I press it?

J-Money10 years ago
I pushed the button. The system is broken.

NathanBlaze9 years ago
depends...witch button

SkellyPressesTheButton5 years ago
*Presses button* Wyptb-God: You have broken the Dimension with a paradox

Meeeeh9 years ago
I just pressed the Button

IBlaxe9 years ago
Ok FML :'v

bagelwithoutahole3 months ago
I’m not a rebel but I pressed the button… okay maybe I am-

Memeber8 years ago
Downsides only take effect when the button is pressed.

Nikolayer9 years ago
Error 404, sense not found...

abc123def4567 years ago
Too late, i did

SNUGGLES30009 years ago
if you press the button the cause happens afterward so i can still press it

minibotas9 years ago
F**** IT I PRESSED IT

xxkillxx249 years ago
m8 alredi dyd dat soo fuk te policke whoop whoop 420 blaze it

kingcreepith11 years ago
i pressed it!

SonOfAridnes7 years ago
I didn't press the button, I pressed the white box that the red button was in, therefore I didn't press the button.

Chiaroscuro-chan9 years ago
But what if I has did already pressing first? What does then voodoo?

GreenDog310 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON SUCKAS
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