65210 (74%) 22821 (26%)
65210 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 22821 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
Next


JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fanlast year
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod8 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA962 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod8 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

Jelle36903 years ago
Then i Will push the button

Brez969 years ago
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

LillyLolita10 years ago
you bastard!

Memetndewsunrise7 years ago
Umm guys, I pressed the button and nothing happened... Matrix???

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
as someone stated, you press it, but you can't press it again (which doesn't matter)

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago
This doesn't make sense

Sly098 years ago
Its says THE button not this button.

Ludens Globaly10 years ago
What?

Aaron Waterson12 years ago
Another way to kill a weeping angel. If I do this than I can never have pressed this button to make it happen which would allow me to press it, and then I can no longer press it. Bye Weeping Angels!

oaker9 years ago
but i just did! oooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooo

nightpop10 years ago
I was able to press the button. The side effect is broken. HERE I COME JAPAN!!!

PDubwest8 years ago
Ha,yeet

Kithar10 years ago
Both things only happen if i press it, so that only means i won't be able to press it again :v

Thetriathigamer1545 years ago
I already did

NARF9 years ago
My brain hurts now.

cutekittenzzz10 years ago
But I did press the button XD

Randomguynuberwhoevencares9 years ago
Trash.

realpackiewolf10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST PRESS THE BUTTON?!?!? -sob- -sob-

Itshalloween7 years ago
HOW DOES THE BUTTON KNOW IT’S ME?!?!

nyehehe9 years ago
LOL I like this creator.... I'm fluent japanese and english but people, learn japanese it's good for anime :D

GabeNewell10 years ago
But I just did

MarioRulz8 years ago
Ya same

Claro_06029 years ago
76% of people are rebels.

imacookie1211 years ago
SCREW THE RULES!!! HAIL HYDRA!

ABS_Page9 years ago
The heck with this! *presses button, dies, and watches other people play favorite games for eternity.
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