66238 (74%) 23471 (26%)
66238 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 23471 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
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JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

Aideny 6 months ago
Same

420DankLord42 9 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno 6 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh 11 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breadcatreal 5 months ago
Ancient comments

Erron Fish 13 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yep
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Pengu11 11 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky23 8 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan 2 years ago
damn

JoeSmough 9 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy 9 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot 9 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help 10 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96 3 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu 9 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla02 9 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_ 10 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig88 10 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan 13 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen 13 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
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Kevin Zaharas 13 years ago
get a friend to press it

Ben Maclean 13 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago
PARADOXES!

Amber Hollis 13 years ago
what just happened.......

realpackiewolf 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST PRESS THE BUTTON?!?!? -sob- -sob-

Itshalloween 8 years ago
HOW DOES THE BUTTON KNOW IT’S ME?!?!

nyehehe 10 years ago
LOL I like this creator.... I'm fluent japanese and english but people, learn japanese it's good for anime :D

GabeNewell 11 years ago
But I just did

MarioRulz 9 years ago
Ya same

Claro_0602 11 years ago
76% of people are rebels.

imacookie12 12 years ago
SCREW THE RULES!!! HAIL HYDRA!

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 10 years ago
Trash.

ABS_Page 10 years ago
The heck with this! *presses button, dies, and watches other people play favorite games for eternity.

screwdaniel 11 years ago
ohh damn

TGGG 9 years ago
You can press the button once then you can't press the butten

awesome me 11 years ago
Ohh I just DID 😈😜😎💩👹👺

Leif Rotmark 13 years ago
i only care abot being able to speak and read fluently japanese and some one else can take the Money and games

IcyHot45 3 years ago
Nobody: You can’t do that. Me: oh really?

WholesomeChungus7 2 years ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person

Scoot 10 years ago
I pressed it anyway

minimite16 11 years ago
I don't get it. So you can't press the button on this one or any other ones

SirDistic 11 years ago
But I already pressed the button.

Tim Feldmann 13 years ago
I just could not press it... I don't reality to be destroyed

APandaloudofwaffle 6 years ago
hello this will probably be the first time you see me in comments and also the last goodbye

MaxMcBosszz 10 years ago
FUCK DA POLICE. or in this this case the game..

ABn WoLfZz 11 years ago
Yes I can bitch

Dragonhunter1700 9 years ago
Watch me bitch

Brettzky13 11 years ago
worth it

GreenDog3 11 years ago
Yolo i pressed it

Meeeeh 10 years ago
I just pressed the Button
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