64926 (74%) 22644 (26%)
64926 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 22644 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
Next


JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan11 months ago
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes7 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96last year
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

Mattgamer039 years ago
But I just pushed the button!

ninjatiger10 years ago
Wait what?

Haley678 years ago
IGNORE THIS MESSAGE:rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in he...[Show full comment]

Betchalicious8 years ago
fuck you.

Dread9 years ago
PRESSES IT ANYWAY

JakFrostee7 years ago
Frick I"ve been defeated

mr.whatface9 years ago
So I become head of Nintendo? Sweeet.

FXT9 years ago
I pressed the button anyway xD

JCB3 years ago
Asker: you cannot press it Me: orrr whHHAAAaaTT???? *presses and dies of death*

SirLazerLock9 years ago
I hate japs so I'm going to take ur advice

imliterallydead9 years ago
hehehe i pressed it >:3

jshaw717 years ago
My ideas of an ideal game is nit the same as typical gamer"s

CCthecat9 years ago
Which button btw? Cannot press the button on my shirt?

Aquapoison10 years ago
GUESS WHAT? I JUST PUSHED ANOTHER ONE...

Mihaugoku9 years ago
ha i broke the rules! I pressed the button AND gained the skills!

Gabe Lezza12 years ago
I can only look into I what have been

CODEX077 years ago
Lol

Guddatol0009 years ago
Oops I just did that's going to be a problem

Prussia10 years ago
thats evil

ghost15088 years ago
i don't care... me and rules

Vulcan9 years ago
Tell me just why Japanese only

NotRealyHere4 years ago
I can't press after I press it ;)

efd9 years ago
I just did

_plush_trap9 years ago
Oh yhea well I did press Da button!

lovedogs8 years ago
That makes no sense whatsoever. But I don't want to study years of those languages, so yes.

MissMuffet9 years ago
What?
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