66277 (74%) 23488 (26%)
66277 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 23488 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
Next

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

Aideny 7 months ago
Same

420DankLord42 9 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno 6 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh 11 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breadcatreal 5 months ago
Ancient comments

Erron Fish 13 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yep
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Pengu11 11 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky23 8 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan 2 years ago
damn

JoeSmough 9 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy 9 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot 10 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help 10 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96 3 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu 9 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla02 9 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_ 10 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig88 10 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan 13 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen 13 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
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Kevin Zaharas 13 years ago
get a friend to press it

Ben Maclean 13 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago
PARADOXES!

Amber Hollis 13 years ago
what just happened.......

Jelle3690 5 years ago
Then i Will push the button

Brez96 10 years ago
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.

LillyLolita 11 years ago
you bastard!

Memetndewsunrise 9 years ago
Umm guys, I pressed the button and nothing happened... Matrix???

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago
as someone stated, you press it, but you can't press it again (which doesn't matter)

peanutbutterpegasus 11 years ago
This doesn't make sense

Sly09 9 years ago
Its says THE button not this button.

Ludens Globaly 11 years ago
What?

Aaron Waterson 13 years ago
Another way to kill a weeping angel. If I do this than I can never have pressed this button to make it happen which would allow me to press it, and then I can no longer press it. Bye Weeping Angels!

oaker 11 years ago
but i just did! oooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooo

nightpop 12 years ago
I was able to press the button. The side effect is broken. HERE I COME JAPAN!!!

PDubwest 10 years ago
Ha,yeet

Kithar 11 years ago
Both things only happen if i press it, so that only means i won't be able to press it again :v

Thetriathigamer154 6 years ago
I already did

NARF 10 years ago
My brain hurts now.

cutekittenzzz 11 years ago
But I did press the button XD

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 10 years ago
Trash.

realpackiewolf 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I JUST PRESS THE BUTTON?!?!? -sob- -sob-

Itshalloween 8 years ago
HOW DOES THE BUTTON KNOW IT’S ME?!?!

nyehehe 10 years ago
LOL I like this creator.... I'm fluent japanese and english but people, learn japanese it's good for anime :D

GabeNewell 11 years ago
But I just did

MarioRulz 9 years ago
Ya same

Claro_0602 11 years ago
76% of people are rebels.

imacookie12 12 years ago
SCREW THE RULES!!! HAIL HYDRA!

ABS_Page 10 years ago
The heck with this! *presses button, dies, and watches other people play favorite games for eternity.
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