65054 (74%) 22728 (26%)
65054 (74%) people have pressed this button, while 22728 (26%) did not.
You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
Next


JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fanlast year
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA962 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod7 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

235x0last year
PARADOX FOUND LOADING... NULLIFYING ... ... ... CRITICAL ERROR LOADING BACKUP NULLIFYING DOWNSIDE ... ... DONE have a nice day

¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯9 years ago
Ultimate weeaboo Button

IdkTbh8 years ago
Just because it"s Japanese doesn't mean it"s anime related dumbass.

SrslyNotTom9 years ago
I would still press the button

Dong_lick7 years ago
Hah my sister pressed the button

Legos20109 years ago
You're a rebel, I like you

jad200010 years ago
i will not

BlackMask8 years ago
Fuck the poliicee!!! I can do anything I want

RamonBits BR9 years ago
lol '-'

LongLeafBlade11 years ago
Much Reward, Such Sense, Wow

11029 years ago
I Can do whatever I want

trekki85910 years ago
*mind blown*

Quincy9 years ago
/r/firstworldanarchists

Elise Taylor12 years ago
I'm working on doing this anyway!

Maypaws4 years ago
Well, that'll certainly speed up my Duolingo course. Just gotta hope there"s no confirmation button for the upside.

Jay-the-Argonian9 years ago
So basically I can't push the button after I push it the first time? Well I think I found a loophole....

Lucaribro5019 years ago
But i already pressed it.

Doflamingo8 years ago
VIVA LA BUTTONLUTION

Kikako9 years ago
what button.

sskfc4 years ago
I am above teh law

Flameshot9 years ago
I can, however press this button, since the effect of pressing it is that I can't press any other buttons.

cutekittenzzz9 years ago
But I did press the button XD

LoraxtheSpookySkeleton8 years ago
???

_MF2_9 years ago
But I just Did

TheAngryAtheistGamer10 years ago
this is a paradox, if i press the button, then i can't press the button, then that condition never becomes true, and i press the button, so i can't press the button...

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
I just had this button 2 minutes ago
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