Will You Press The Button?

CHEESEY_POTATOES9 years ago

It never said everyTHING will hate you. Ill just adopt a puppy! (and train it to bite anyone that hates me)

RienKlaassen7 years ago

Lets evolve Some ape real fest with all dat moneh

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Sub-Zero3429 years ago

Meh, thats what strip clubs are for....

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Don't count on it, gender equality activists are looking to shut down strip clubs so this would be short lived.

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oldnotweak9 years ago

id rather have money than people. people are assholes

Logical-loopholes7 years ago

If they hate you for no reason then yes they are assholes... WTF oldnotweak CLEARLY PRESSED THE BUTTON AND domZ127 HATES YOU FOR NO REASON

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YungStupidGamer9 years ago

I could still have sex though? So sex without the girl wanting to get intimate. Win/win

CommentingDevice8 years ago

Aw shit... *When you realize you"re too in love to care about money anymore*

John Brown12 years ago

Prostitutes...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Doesn't really constitute as a loophole because it"s still being intimate with a woman, even if it is a woman of easy virtue.

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Jackcatblackcat7 years ago

My cat will scratch everyone then

PinkUglySlug7 years ago

FUCK PEOPLE! IM A SLUG NOW!!!!!!!! MY PROFILE PIC IS WUT I THINK OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

im pretty sure no one likes me now

EthanMyatt8 years ago

So be myself but rich

Jun August July12 years ago

Good, I'll look for the heartless, I don't need nobodies.

KayaCutie7 months ago

The downside is pretty much my life already but I still couldn't bring myself to take away the hope.

futurediary910 years ago

no.............................

trashley238 years ago

le asexual/aromantic laughter

ockeybuto9 years ago

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dseddi9 years ago

I hope my wish comes true cuz I did exactly wutu said

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VenomQuill9 years ago

Haha Not likely. Money isn't everything.

lolmaster4439 years ago

you all greedy thats how people kill themselfs when there rich if you dont have abyone to love then you become crazy money dont love

Hi-imsociallyawkward7 years ago

I'm aromantic asexual so this works perfectly😂

Rainhadosbot&atilde;o9 years ago

NOT WORTH IT AT ALL

HiMyNameIsJeff7 years ago

Jokes on you, I don’t have feelings for anyone.

gaster4569 years ago

Got it 1. Give all person money 2.every one likes you

floatingpaper8 years ago

Who cares? I don't give a fuck. I will just get a massive army and rule the world.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Holly_9 years ago

Oh that's nice.... Herew the thuin about me... I don't WANT anyone to LOVE or CARE about me. I'm lonely and coldheartd anyways.

Daisy_the_rabbit_and_slayer_of_hell4 years ago

I'll buy em

Andy28 years ago

Fuck this so much.Prostitutes are not the same.

Kittycatmax069 years ago

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RiverFrancisWilson7 years ago

ill buy 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000robux

AWESOMENESS24049 years ago

i will bribe them to love me and i will donate to charitys they have no choice but to luv!

Dusty211349 years ago

OMFG TYDICKSON GO AWAY

Ella14399 years ago

Pay them to bloody like you!!!!!

Ye_ling_hei3 months ago

额...除了得到了钱以外它不会改变我的生活

mut10 years ago

i can live with that

Jvailcool997 years ago

U win people over with money gold diggers can't run u dry of u have an infinite supply of money

Tiffany Becerra12 years ago

i rather die poor if that means i can love =w=

Madiv12309 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]