Will You Press The Button?

Chief_Reef9 years ago

Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ...[Show full comment]

Fang12127 years ago

to the guy who knows about SPAM the food, the first spam email was an ad for SPAM.

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qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp9 years ago

you can speak and understand EVERY language existing on earth. that includes english LOOP HOLE

FadorAxo4 years ago

Every language but your native language..

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shadowedlove977 years ago

Loophole: Canadian English, American English, and British English are all different things. Same with Australian English, and English in Ireland, or any other English-speaking country. So if you speak one of these, you can still speak other forms of Englis...[Show full comment]

JohnLennon3 years ago

Holy shit that’s fucking genius!

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dankmemes1018 years ago

B-but you just said EVERY LANGUAGE......

GodAmongstHumans7 years ago

They said every languageS

ArigatoB*tch9 years ago

You can't speak, never said you can't write or understand it :>

Dagobart7 years ago

I'm fine with that because I live in the Netherlands and. I can speak flemisch because that is almost the same language

CheeseCrackersDEMO7 years ago

speak UK english. it"s close enough.

Master17 years ago

Makes no fucking sense

AceRiderYt7 years ago

Use a talking translator for yourself

Panifex7 years ago

"every languages"

Mn3m0syne7 years ago

Lol

pontus9998 years ago

if i cant speek english or swedish then i can just write it in stead

Alexkittyandra8 months ago

Well, there's a language called Scotts which is very similar to English, so I can just speak that!

TheFangSome137 years ago

Presses button, speeks pig latten to everyone.

Alikat9 years ago

British English B*tches

Senseless9 years ago

Still English, sorry

Bastio the mccree8 years ago

latin is good

abcedarian9 years ago

what if english is my native language

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

i don't think they understand what "speak and understand every languages existing in earth"

Mn3m0syne7 years ago

There is a loophole... Anyways, I could just move to, say, Japan. It"s quite nice over there, too.

ShadowShaper8 years ago

I know EVERY language. Loophole.

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx8 years ago

Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ...[Show full comment]

235x0last year

my native language is english i will speak in morse code

immortal3jellyfish8 years ago

My native language is Spanish but I forgot it at three so I can still speak English LOOPHOLE

Bwheezie4 years ago

Pack your thing boys, were moving to Russia.

JustReadTheComment8 years ago

I can speak Australian like English but with a few Australian slang

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago

English is my native language, see yah later "brisingr"(Aragon), dragon(skyrim), I will speak any language I want! Who needs English anyway? Lol

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx8 years ago

Finally, another speaker of the Ancient language!!! Kveytha fricai, un atra se oo sitja hvass.

RainbowKitty9 years ago

Totally, we can understand it. The translate it. Write it on paper for the or use sign language. YES

Master17 years ago

So not english

Blank-sama7 years ago

Speak. But you still understand it right?

Oldiron_799 years ago

That'd be no because I like living in America which is an English speaking country. Now if I was going to live in a country that didn't do English I'd be pushing it.

Inlovewithsnow8 years ago

Doesn't this counter the first statement

XavierBob9 years ago

English is in every language on earth...

James1239733 years ago

i am moving to Japan than

Scrudgiegamer8 years ago

i"m English, why not speak american

BunniesEquallife7 years ago

Then how do you speak every language

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx8 years ago

Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ...[Show full comment]

MichaelEbbink8 years ago

Just make friends with someone who’s fluent in two or more languages including English (or three languages including English and your native language if it’s not English) and have them be your translator. And be their translator in literally anything that ...[Show full comment]