You can speak and understand every languages existing on earth
but
But you can't speak either english or your native language anymore and you never will again
I will not

Chief_Reef 11 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

Fang1212 9 years ago
to the guy who knows about SPAM the food, the first spam email was an ad for SPAM.
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qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 10 years ago
you can speak and understand EVERY language existing on earth. that includes english LOOP HOLE

FadorAxo 5 years ago
Every language but your native language..
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shadowedlove97 9 years ago
Loophole: Canadian English, American English, and British English are all different things. Same with Australian English, and English in Ireland, or any other English-speaking country. So if you speak one of these, you can still speak other forms of Englis... [Show full comment]

JohnLennon 4 years ago
Holy shit that’s fucking genius!
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dankmemes101 9 years ago
B-but you just said EVERY LANGUAGE......

GodAmongstHumans 8 years ago
They said every languageS

ArigatoB*tch 10 years ago
You can't speak, never said you can't write or understand it :>

Dagobart 8 years ago
I'm fine with that because I live in the Netherlands and. I can speak flemisch because that is almost the same language

CheeseCrackersDEMO 8 years ago
speak UK english. it"s close enough.

Master1 8 years ago
Makes no fucking sense

AceRiderYt 9 years ago
Use a talking translator for yourself

Panifex 9 years ago
"every languages"

Mn3m0syne 8 years ago
Lol

pontus999 9 years ago
if i cant speek english or swedish then i can just write it in stead

eee22 10 years ago
it's giving you the choice of English or your native language. unfortunately for me, I don't really have a native language because there's no official American language, and we have several hundred different kinds of people. so I have to choose English

danze 2 years ago
但是我会

nelsonrider 9 years ago
Just write!

Senseless 10 years ago
Wait what? That's a total paradox!

Unknown363636 6 years ago
I could communicate in other ways, also if I could speak any languages, even anceint ones, i could understand them and solve some of earth"s mysteries.

vengeance8791 10 years ago
I'll just teach my friends and family to speak Spanish y ya no hay problema

Pulse1203 8 years ago
In theory, you could still wright in English

Mn3m0syne 8 years ago
But apparently you can't.
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Tnnt 9 years ago
American english is slang so i will use it since i cant use english

whoopie796 10 years ago
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Leah_770 9 years ago
My mom speaks Russian any way so I'm good

Timples50 10 years ago
:-0 NO

ClarktheAvali 4 years ago
English IS my native language, meaning I only lose one language

DeathMan22222 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx 9 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]
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DemonPotato 7 years ago
English sucks anyway

The_Scout 10 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy ... [ Show full comment ]

Nytroma 6 years ago
Bruh

Melony Sakura 10 years ago
Im just kidding

VenomQuill 10 years ago
English is technically part of the "every language existing on Earth."

Valthehamster 2 years ago
I'll just move anywhere else.

Rex_Lions 9 years ago
How about British? Or Australian??

3fd 5 years ago
I'm a croat. I simply speak Serbian Montenegrin or Bosnian and everyone still understands me

bradon00ny 10 years ago
Every languages? boi you stupid

Fastsnake50 10 years ago
If I see a spam I will ban that person

Somebodytouchamyspagghet 9 years ago
If I speak all languages, I speak English.

Apex brought me here. 10 years ago
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Mishno 10 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

ArigatoB*tch 10 years ago
Luckily the people i know speak other languages than english

N0TSTUPlD 3 years ago
just write it it doesnt say you cant understand it

MEOWZLy 6 years ago
i dont care cause

Amira-Ahmed 9 years ago
well i can learn british english

Melony Sakura 10 years ago
I won't give up on speaking my native language which is....... English

Alikat 10 years ago
British English B*tches

Senseless 10 years ago
Still English, sorry

Alexkittyandra 2 years ago
Well, there's a language called Scotts which is very similar to English, so I can just speak that!

TheFangSome13 9 years ago
Presses button, speeks pig latten to everyone.

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 5 years ago
i don't think they understand what "speak and understand every languages existing in earth"

Bastio the mccree 9 years ago
latin is good

abcedarian 10 years ago
what if english is my native language

ShadowShaper 10 years ago
I know EVERY language. Loophole.

Mn3m0syne 8 years ago
There is a loophole... Anyways, I could just move to, say, Japan. It"s quite nice over there, too.

OmegaGroudon 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

xX_skeletons_are_my_friends_Xx 9 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

235x0 3 years ago
my native language is english i will speak in morse code
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