Will You Press The Button?

joestermaster 9 years ago

simple it specifically said my nose so ill remove my nose, store it and get a new nose, mole still on nose, nose not on you, #loophole

SceptileandMew 6 years ago

We Voldemorts are immune

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago

It depends on just HOW big it is

cloverofficial 2 years ago

It said it was giant

ImJoosh 11 years ago

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Jerimah 3 years ago

Well if you cut of your fucking nose it cant fucking be there for the rest of your life spaso

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qwertywarrior 11 years ago

I can just define giant as big as 5 atoms and then I would have a 5 atom mole even though that is impossible

Just_rico 10 years ago

I'm not sorry to crush you dreams but, mole atoma don't exist

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zombiemold 11 years ago

I already don't gain weight

TheMagnificentDerp 10 years ago

Fuck off

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Malori Deichman 13 years ago

Surgery.

milo34 3 years ago

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GamingFlame 9 years ago

I already can do the top thing...

Aaron Albright 13 years ago

Exactly how heavy is this cute furry digging creature? If it's not more than just a few pounds or so then I'm okay with it. I love moles, they're so cute!

Aaron12998 8 years ago

The1aj47, r/wooooosh

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halo157 10 years ago

ha sort of like nanny McPhee.

Isra Mohamed Said 13 years ago

No need, I eat loads and don't gain anything

no0bmountain 9 years ago

shave it off.

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago

Get mole surgery. And no health problem cut mole. Loop hole.

meatloave 2 years ago

Ill name it The Healing and' and everytime somone tries to talk to me ill say 'talk to The Hand'

Tyc 10 years ago

Can I cut off the mole? Or will it grow back?

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago

Cut the mole

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago

It would come back, according to the question

ChomperJohn 10 years ago

Just cover it up

Magunai 12 years ago

LOOPHOLE: GET A BIT OF TISSUE OF YOUR NOSE(WITH THE MOLE ON IT) CUT OFF VIA A PRECISION SURGICAL LAZER

coolmon120 11 years ago

i know i could not have diherra or be fat but a mole hell no

Hunter Bettinelli 13 years ago

Get it removed

Nonnonyee 9 years ago

What is a"food every" ?

ferretterrier 10 years ago

Awww

jona311p 11 years ago

Those who said surgery duuuuuhhhhhh. it says FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFEI. well ill just disguise as brufos the super intelligent and really not so fat creature that is a mole and eats 12708 tons of food every day Mole.

XxHorsFaseNubxX 10 years ago

SERIOUSLEH?!?*I ISH A NUB*

roflman33 11 years ago

*ahem* plastic surgery *ahem*

SexyPandaSoldier 5 years ago

No upside for me

Alexus Turner 13 years ago

Bedazzled moles will be in style...

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago

Well u didn't say it wasn't the animal

MarksMan888 10 years ago

does it matter,

LOLTIME 11 years ago

i already have one on my nose lol

Elijahicymorn 11 years ago

Typo on the left

meatloave 2 years ago

Ill name it The Hand and' and everytime somone tries to talk to me ill say 'talk to The Hand'

CustomPCGamer 10 years ago

makeup

QcLegendaryjo 10 years ago

I already don't gain weight lol

c0ber 12 years ago

jokes on you i can already do that

Meowmeow0 11 years ago

I skinny and light while eating fast food anyway

Meggles Sploofimax 13 years ago

wouldn't be the first time i've had a mole removed.

------------------------ 9 years ago

Lol what nose?

Solcoolman 10 years ago

Every food every? Come on.

DriftingSalmon 11 years ago

Fast metabolism

Kryc&iacute; jm&eacute;no: Okurk&aacute;Ä 10 years ago

A downsite?

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rtyhtfyhtfyh 5 years ago

Why is this 72% "no"? I get an infinite supply of food, and can eat truffle, pasta, avocadoes, olive oil, paczkis, candy, popcorn, hard bread, human flesh, mercury, radioactive waste, feces, sewage, garbage, carcasses, bones, scrap metal, indestructible ma... [Show full comment]