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You can eat any food every and not gain any weight/health problems
but
You have a giant, hairy mole on your nose for the rest of your life
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joestermaster 9 years ago
simple it specifically said my nose so ill remove my nose, store it and get a new nose, mole still on nose, nose not on you, #loophole

SceptileandMew 6 years ago
We Voldemorts are immune

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
It depends on just HOW big it is

cloverofficial 2 years ago
It said it was giant

ImJoosh 11 years ago
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Jerimah 3 years ago
Well if you cut of your fucking nose it cant fucking be there for the rest of your life spaso
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qwertywarrior 11 years ago
I can just define giant as big as 5 atoms and then I would have a 5 atom mole even though that is impossible

Just_rico 10 years ago
I'm not sorry to crush you dreams but, mole atoma don't exist
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zombiemold 11 years ago
I already don't gain weight

TheMagnificentDerp 10 years ago
Fuck off
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Malori Deichman 13 years ago
Surgery.

milo34 3 years ago
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GamingFlame 9 years ago
I already can do the top thing...

Aaron Albright 13 years ago
Exactly how heavy is this cute furry digging creature? If it's not more than just a few pounds or so then I'm okay with it. I love moles, they're so cute!

Aaron12998 8 years ago
The1aj47, r/wooooosh
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halo157 10 years ago
ha sort of like nanny McPhee.

Isra Mohamed Said 13 years ago
No need, I eat loads and don't gain anything

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
ever heard of concealer?

shadow kurama 11 years ago
Surgery

sonicj01 10 years ago
no it says FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Danniboy1234 9 years ago
What if ya don't have a nose

ockeybuto 11 years ago
Moles are super cute, and they dig tunnels. What's not to love?

JonahPaul 9 years ago
Loophole

GrassMaster 11 years ago
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Lolxdspawner 10 years ago
Cut of your nose, and get a new one.

Jagriel 8 years ago
The mole would be giant compared to an atom so a mole the size of a singular blood cell wouldn't harm

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
The mole will still be on your nose it's just your nose won't be attached to your body because you had it surgically removed.So yes ssdhungary, LOOPHOLE achieved!

Bedrockbasher12 12 years ago
No age and no disease?????

EchinicCoolies 11 years ago
Gas Mask FTW! Woohoo! Ima be like the pyro from TF2!

Reilly Parent 13 years ago
Worth it.

Panifex 9 years ago
Get a nose job

Migdin1 10 years ago
On my nose... not my nose on the face, but the nose in my jar.... im normal

musicmaker423 11 years ago
makeup duh or surgery

smg642 10 years ago
I didnt know humans had noses 'note for later,remember that they have noses and the empire does not'

~Wave~length~ 11 years ago
You mean like the one on my chin? The one I don't care about becase I have no regard for appearances?

dedirake 5 years ago
im too poor to "eat any food"

Courtney Anne Meeker 13 years ago
I already have a hard time gaining weight so I really don't see why I should press the button....

LunarMoone 9 years ago
A lot of moles are flat, so it could literally look like I facepainted a cat nose onto myself in brown, which I'm down for.

AdhesiveMadMan 10 years ago
I'm catholic and it would count as Gluttony.

no0bmountain 9 years ago
shave it off.

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago
Get mole surgery. And no health problem cut mole. Loop hole.

meatloave 2 years ago
Ill name it The Healing and' and everytime somone tries to talk to me ill say 'talk to The Hand'

Tyc 10 years ago
Can I cut off the mole? Or will it grow back?

Ryanmroxz 8 years ago
Cut the mole

Logic_Gatekeeper 4 years ago
It would come back, according to the question

ChomperJohn 10 years ago
Just cover it up

Magunai 12 years ago
LOOPHOLE: GET A BIT OF TISSUE OF YOUR NOSE(WITH THE MOLE ON IT) CUT OFF VIA A PRECISION SURGICAL LAZER

coolmon120 11 years ago
i know i could not have diherra or be fat but a mole hell no

Hunter Bettinelli 13 years ago
Get it removed

Nonnonyee 9 years ago
What is a"food every" ?

ferretterrier 10 years ago
Awww

jona311p 11 years ago
Those who said surgery duuuuuhhhhhh. it says FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFEI. well ill just disguise as brufos the super intelligent and really not so fat creature that is a mole and eats 12708 tons of food every day Mole.

XxHorsFaseNubxX 10 years ago
SERIOUSLEH?!?*I ISH A NUB*

roflman33 11 years ago
*ahem* plastic surgery *ahem*

SexyPandaSoldier 5 years ago
No upside for me

Alexus Turner 13 years ago
Bedazzled moles will be in style...

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago
Well u didn't say it wasn't the animal

MarksMan888 10 years ago
does it matter,

LOLTIME 11 years ago
i already have one on my nose lol
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