Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay9 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman6 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou...[Show full comment]

LauraF10108 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C8 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius8 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton3 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr.12 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam9 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak9 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel7 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne12348 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull8 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus28 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran9 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran9 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade12 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle12 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann12 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

&gt;&gt;Fire5tar&lt;&lt;9 years ago

Im still alive

ForeverPieSP7 years ago

I have a 40% chance of living forever? I like those odds!

thart1149 years ago

grabb a stick and touch it with that

gracemunoz8 years ago

welp im alive so yay money and stuff

Tyrodyn10 years ago

Uses it on me xD

Spider_Whisperer7 years ago

It"s cool i wanna die anyway

Sirayo7 years ago

Same here

jarnoskill9 years ago

I am still alive ðŸš¬

BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

Haha hitch I'm still aliv- *dies*

ecedentesiast10 years ago

dont touch it

CresentMoon9 years ago

>My face when I pressed the button with no direct contact of my own will. Act of God when a rogue pencil fell on the left mouse button

sentientbutton8 years ago

screw you family!

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

Not 100% and my family gets security. I don't see any problems.

cybro9744 years ago

Well goodbye friends if I don't come here again we'll know why.

Hario3379 years ago

I like those odds.

Booper_Dooper8 years ago

I didn't touch any button. I clicked something. Sooooo.... still here

TheDoomcard109 years ago

Just press the button without actually touching it. Wear gloves or something.

pringlejUicE5 years ago

I pressed the white part AROUND the button 🤭

MrWalrusDoctor9 years ago

40% chance I live

Thatdudemyboi8 years ago

I touched the white part of the link, not the button!

Harvs8810 years ago

45% people who didn't press the button are selfish (with the exception of their family being abusive or not having family)

braydenisswag9 years ago

i love my family and also thomas said we clicked

tsmith988 years ago

So I make someone else touch the button?

MaahSebastian8 years ago

Then you won't get the positive effect!

ninjatim50010 years ago

i lived :)

StannyXu7 years ago

Use gloves

Pika Girl9 years ago

Yay, I'm not dead! That 40% saved me!

GenjiShimadaDas2 years ago

i love gambling

SBURBIAN9 years ago

I'm still alive. I'm part of that 40% so suck it bastard. and I'm always safe because they didnt mention that it has to be someone else OH LOOPHOLE

herpadeder7 years ago

Press it with a metal rod

Garrett0079 years ago

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