Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay9 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman6 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou...[Show full comment]

LauraF10108 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C8 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius8 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton3 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr.12 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam9 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak9 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel8 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne12348 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull8 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus28 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran9 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran9 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade12 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle12 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann12 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

DaRealConMan4 years ago

I’m already dead INSIDE

Agustinsito9 years ago

60% but 40% isn't

Lizzytrash298 years ago

Yeah I clicked not touched

gaygoogle10 years ago

press the button with a stick

Harlan_Malkavian9 years ago

take something heavy, but not too much, and make in fall on the button. still 60% it's not 100%

Dean Holmes Whitlock12 years ago

I'd do it.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Greengasblaster9 years ago

I didn't click the button I clicked a button

DrJamJams6 years ago

So it"s a win win situation

nightrider109 years ago

You still touched the button

Sirayo7 years ago

YES GIMME

trevormoney19 years ago

IM STILL ALIVE!!!

meisawesome8 years ago

I pressed it ha

heyimfreya10 years ago

but you have a 40% chance of living which is good odds

YasminCampos8 years ago

We"re not touching the button, so the joke"s on you bitch

Large sausage 10 years ago

I'd just use a sausage to press the button

I-g-a8 years ago

Put on gloves

John Lawless12 years ago

I am not brave i am very sorry

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

Win Win!!

Raiorai9 years ago

RIP Me

JonathanAuburn9 years ago

As I was reading that, my cursor was already on the button - still here so why not.

Pick-or-Choose5 years ago

You actually have a 100% chance of dying, whether you pressed the button or not.

gibbs331x8 years ago

Wearing gloves

General Mango10 years ago

I would take it

Itawin-win7 years ago

What is the downside?

hydro229 years ago

sill alive

neolancer10 years ago

Screw the stats.

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

I LIVE o: also everyone has a 100% chance to die, whether they touch it or not, but it takes years, decades

Brotastica8 years ago

I touched the hand so haha

dat dude 10110 years ago

I was lucky!!!

shinjilast year

*presses*

Lucky Seventh9 years ago

Iam still here

puiszach9 years ago

Suck it dunnnununa dan dan tan tan

KiokenX900004 years ago

technechly u never touch anything

chri74i79 years ago

Alive beeach

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