Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay 10 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman 7 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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LauraF1010 9 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C 9 years ago

no he clicked it

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou... [Show full comment]

Vincenttonius 9 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton 4 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr. 13 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight589 4 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam 11 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak 11 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel 9 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne1234 9 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull 9 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran 11 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran 11 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade 13 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss 11 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle 13 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann 13 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

Dean Holmes Whitlock 13 years ago

I'd do it.

DaRealConMan 6 years ago

I’m already dead INSIDE

Agustinsito 11 years ago

60% but 40% isn't

Lizzytrash29 9 years ago

Yeah I clicked not touched

gaygoogle 11 years ago

press the button with a stick

Harlan_Malkavian 10 years ago

take something heavy, but not too much, and make in fall on the button. still 60% it's not 100%

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Greengasblaster 10 years ago

I didn't click the button I clicked a button

DrJamJams 7 years ago

So it"s a win win situation

meisawesome 10 years ago

I pressed it ha

heyimfreya 12 years ago

but you have a 40% chance of living which is good odds

nightrider10 11 years ago

You still touched the button

Sirayo 9 years ago

YES GIMME

trevormoney1 11 years ago

IM STILL ALIVE!!!

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago

Win Win!!

Raiorai 11 years ago

RIP Me

YasminCampos 9 years ago

We"re not touching the button, so the joke"s on you bitch

Large sausage 11 years ago

I'd just use a sausage to press the button

I-g-a 10 years ago

Put on gloves

John Lawless 13 years ago

I am not brave i am very sorry

gibbs331x 9 years ago

Wearing gloves

General Mango 11 years ago

I would take it

JonathanAuburn 10 years ago

As I was reading that, my cursor was already on the button - still here so why not.

Pick-or-Choose 6 years ago

You actually have a 100% chance of dying, whether you pressed the button or not.

KiLEdEnNis 10 years ago

I LIVE o: also everyone has a 100% chance to die, whether they touch it or not, but it takes years, decades

Itawin-win 8 years ago

What is the downside?

hydro22 11 years ago

sill alive

neolancer 11 years ago

Screw the stats.

puiszach 11 years ago

Suck it dunnnununa dan dan tan tan

Brotastica 10 years ago

I touched the hand so haha

dat dude 101 12 years ago

I was lucky!!!

shinji 3 years ago

*presses*

Lucky Seventh 11 years ago

Iam still here

Loophole man 10 years ago

There's a pretty big area around the button picture that you can still click or touch to press

Lisa Stoddard 13 years ago

as long as it can be in your emotional family not just biological...

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