Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay 11 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman 7 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

Load more replies

LauraF1010 9 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C 9 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius 10 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton 4 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

Load more replies

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou... [Show full comment]

Thomas Strother Jr. 13 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight589 4 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

Load more replies

IstoletheJam 11 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak 11 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel 9 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne1234 9 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull 10 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran 11 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran 11 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade 13 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss 11 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle 13 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann 13 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

gibbs331x 9 years ago

Wearing gloves

General Mango 11 years ago

I would take it

JonathanAuburn 10 years ago

As I was reading that, my cursor was already on the button - still here so why not.

Pick-or-Choose 6 years ago

You actually have a 100% chance of dying, whether you pressed the button or not.

neolancer 12 years ago

Screw the stats.

KiLEdEnNis 11 years ago

I LIVE o: also everyone has a 100% chance to die, whether they touch it or not, but it takes years, decades

Itawin-win 9 years ago

What is the downside?

hydro22 11 years ago

sill alive

Lucky Seventh 11 years ago

Iam still here

puiszach 11 years ago

Suck it dunnnununa dan dan tan tan

Brotastica 10 years ago

I touched the hand so haha

dat dude 101 12 years ago

I was lucky!!!

shinji 3 years ago

*presses*

StarlightWisp 9 years ago

Seriously 26,568 people? Seriously?

.:Spades:. 11 years ago

YES! i survived :D

Loophole man 10 years ago

There's a pretty big area around the button picture that you can still click or touch to press

Lisa Stoddard 13 years ago

as long as it can be in your emotional family not just biological...

KiokenX90000 6 years ago

technechly u never touch anything

chri74i7 11 years ago

Alive beeach

Demon Swordsman Crona 10 years ago

B-But lady medusa i-is nearly immortal already...............

RH23 7 years ago

I'll connect my mouse to my phone, so I'm not touching it.

chonkeymonk3y1234 11 years ago

That person can be me. *drops the mic*

One-Sixty 9 years ago

Im alive.....now which family member

Vickster2004 11 years ago

Yay! I survived! In your face button!

TheFinderOfLoopholes 9 years ago

Use a glove so you don’t touch the button when you press it.

NotTelling 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Haley-Hill 10 years ago

Actually if you have the app on your phone (like me) you touch the button

sirhades123 12 years ago

*DEAD*

Cormac Beirne 11 years ago

I'm still alive... Woohoo! Gee, what are the chances? Everyone whoclicked the button is still alive...

MisterPhoenix86 11 years ago

No its just the people not commenting are all dead

Jooooooooooooooosh 10 years ago

Poke the button with a stick problem solved

Grenado 5 years ago

this is actually a good one that made me think

ELIASBR23 11 years ago

COMO BOTA PORTUGES

SilverRathalos 9 years ago

*uses a stick to press the button* I didn't touch the button, the STICK did.

Kitcat 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

NotRealyHere 6 years ago

Still alive

Notifications

207 Comments

Login or register to comment