Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay9 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman6 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou...[Show full comment]

LauraF10108 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C8 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius8 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton3 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr.12 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam9 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak9 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel7 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne12348 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull8 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus28 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran9 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran9 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade12 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle12 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann12 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

Pick-or-Choose5 years ago

You actually have a 100% chance of dying, whether you pressed the button or not.

gibbs331x8 years ago

Wearing gloves

General Mango9 years ago

I would take it

JonathanAuburn9 years ago

As I was reading that, my cursor was already on the button - still here so why not.

neolancer10 years ago

Screw the stats.

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

I LIVE o: also everyone has a 100% chance to die, whether they touch it or not, but it takes years, decades

Itawin-win7 years ago

What is the downside?

hydro229 years ago

sill alive

shinjilast year

*presses*

Lucky Seventh9 years ago

Iam still here

puiszach9 years ago

Suck it dunnnununa dan dan tan tan

Brotastica8 years ago

I touched the hand so haha

dat dude 10110 years ago

I was lucky!!!

StarlightWisp8 years ago

Seriously 26,568 people? Seriously?

.:Spades:.9 years ago

YES! i survived :D

Loophole man8 years ago

There's a pretty big area around the button picture that you can still click or touch to press

Lisa Stoddard12 years ago

as long as it can be in your emotional family not just biological...

KiokenX900004 years ago

technechly u never touch anything

chri74i79 years ago

Alive beeach

Demon Swordsman Crona9 years ago

B-But lady medusa i-is nearly immortal already...............

RH236 years ago

I'll connect my mouse to my phone, so I'm not touching it.

chonkeymonk3y12349 years ago

That person can be me. *drops the mic*

One-Sixty8 years ago

Im alive.....now which family member

Vickster200410 years ago

Yay! I survived! In your face button!

TheFinderOfLoopholes7 years ago

Use a glove so you don’t touch the button when you press it.

NotTelling9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Haley-Hill8 years ago

Actually if you have the app on your phone (like me) you touch the button

sirhades12310 years ago

*DEAD*

Cormac Beirne9 years ago

I'm still alive... Woohoo! Gee, what are the chances? Everyone whoclicked the button is still alive...

MisterPhoenix869 years ago

No its just the people not commenting are all dead

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago

Poke the button with a stick problem solved

Grenado3 years ago

this is actually a good one that made me think

ELIASBR239 years ago

COMO BOTA PORTUGES

SilverRathalos8 years ago

*uses a stick to press the button* I didn't touch the button, the STICK did.

Kitcat9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

NotRealyHere4 years ago

Still alive

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