Will You Press The Button?

IcyFrozen7 years ago

Well kids and that is how ants where created!

Ymieie2 months ago

Well kids and that is how people disappeared :>

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago

I love being tall, and fuck it, I am already stronger than your dads dick

joebamayeet4 years ago

my dad has erectile disfunction weakling

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KassyFrost7 years ago

I love being tall plus I'm pretty strong I ain't gonna press this button.

Badger Overlord9 years ago

But I'll be Warwick Davis by 2018

Alterra7 years ago

Metric system, ants foot

Wannactanberrysprite3 years ago

Snake foot. You don't shrink.

Thetruthspeaker7 years ago

Didn't say it had to be the 12inch foot. It could be the foot of a small animal

William Bishop12 years ago

I use the metric system, so I'll go by a kitten's foot.

TheWierdestWierdo3 years ago

Us Europeans got LOOPHOLES

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speedyquader8 years ago

So, I fall 3 inches?

Chris Baird12 years ago

70 inches /3 inches every two years would give me about 46.7 years before i am nothing

Hitchickersfan423 years ago

Very long ago how long tho

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ThePaulDude9 years ago

I'm 6ft 3 I can't afford to lose 3 inches.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Gracicorn158 years ago

3 inches isn't a lot. I'm super tall, anyways.

mairerolin8 years ago

Duude, I'm 5"3...

Wolfie_Chan10 years ago

I'll be shorter than a strand of grass by the time I'm in my 30's.

Phantom Presses Buttons9 years ago

I LIK THONGS

Snailbobtwo10 years ago

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Matrix_Toast4 years ago

well I'm short

pianopunk11 years ago

According to my calculations, I'd be just over 5 foot by the time I reach 70 (my estimated age of death) and there's nothing wrong with that. I'm 5'9 right now and I'd love to be smaller.

DerplockedV27 years ago

If every 2 years I dropped a foot in height I would be 4in tallin 6 years soooooooooooo no

Anonymously judging9 years ago

Be extremely fat. Surprise everyone. Fuck yeah.

Stickius8 years ago

I am pretty tall for my age and family soooo

suckitbucket9 years ago

I'd calculate this but I'm lazy

Nick Schaefer12 years ago

Id become Mighty Midget!

zaki4341010 years ago

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Smartest-Man2 years ago

But that would accumulate and eventually in 32 years you would be down four feet? No thanks. Impairs me for the rest of my life.

SwizH9 years ago

Anyone who laughs. Calmly push away

panggwin7 years ago

but this isnt bad tho

Noodl39 years ago

I will drop by an ant foot ever time cool!

OMG YAAAAS10 years ago

Hell yeah i would be fucking antman

rylan frazier9 years ago

I'm ant man

Shawn Torres12 years ago

sweet that will give me 25 years of fun

SCIENCERULES8 years ago

You know what! No! I love being tall and I wanna be smart not strong.

TheKawaiiOwl8 years ago

I'm already short I don't want to be shorter

butterlord9 years ago

I'll use ant feet

Doge Fan9 years ago

#Pressitthere'snodownside

connermckay10 years ago

I'm tall

SpeedStriker4 years ago

me going by a centipede foot:im four parallel universes ahead of you

PseudoManiac10 years ago

Was always a midget anyways

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago

So I fall down a step on someone"s stairs? Worth it

CaptShrederatorFan9 years ago

That's only 3 inches per 2 years. What if you're not young in age, and you press the button?

GiannisXania8 years ago

So I can lift 130000 milligrams fuck yea

Username659 years ago

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Ryland Terpstra-Carmichael12 years ago

I'd be fine, at the rate I'm growing, at the height I'm already at, I'll last forever

zaki4341010 years ago

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andrijaolujic9 years ago

learn grammar please

Valtoraxlast year

Does my weight change too, or am I just becoming increasingly more squat?

RachelE088 years ago

I........don't get this.........

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

I may be small then but at least I could lift heavy things Very impressive Especially for my size

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago

You would only drop 4 inches every 2 years nit as bad as a whole foot

xXMrBloodLustXx9 years ago

Actually no it says a 1000x your weight as you get shorter your weight drops, which means u get weaker every 2 year. 50 years later u would be like and ant. Only able to lift 10 pound by the very most

Ethan The Frisbee Trickshot Guy10 years ago

When I shrink, I can lift 1000x my weight, but that'll make me LIFT LESS

Ericmeee9 years ago

I'll drop a foot long quarter?

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