Will You Press The Button?

Bacteria_yesterday

what's a woman

Kid579 years ago

Y does this game assume it's only guys playing it?!

CallMehAlex11 months ago

You ever heard of lesbians

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Hollow_light569 years ago

im gay

asheropmanop8 months ago

dude wth are u saying delete this comment right now

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b-i-g-s-u-c-c4 years ago

repopulate the world with perfect, beautiful children and make yourself as the ruler

GodOfLasagne4 years ago

Lol

Zetsushira9 years ago

Well, I'm a hetero girl soooooooooo I don't pressed

error90019 years ago

no sane person cares

Gorax428 years ago

Jokes on you! Already got my perfect woman!

Zachary Frame12 years ago

YES KILL THEM ALL

ButtonRejectort3 years ago

If this was undertale, YOU"D BE GOING DOWN THE GENOCIDE ROUTE

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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

Perfect woman* of course* very* Its* very again*

Etharian7 years ago

People already die slowly and painfully all the time, its called ageing.

LilacKs7 years ago

I’m a bisexual girl, but why would I sacrifice my family and everyone else on this world for a woman that I don’t even know?

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago

Jokes on you I hate women

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Who says you have to be in a relationship with the woman? You can just live in the same house, you know.

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diglett192838 years ago

I like that all the words are spelled incorrectly

CCthecat9 years ago

Im not lesbian so no

UrbleFurb9 years ago

See kids, thi button is only for men and lespians!

Kurvos9 years ago

... are you saying all men are straight? Fuck off.

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Rabiddevil9 years ago

love is pain by the way

weaboo9 years ago

is there a downside that's like asking you get rich but you get loved no bad thing whatsoever

exepire9 years ago

You make it so humans do not exist, as the perfect life is in heaven.

Stoker Jadeflute Bryson12 years ago

That's how people already die

SilverXeonic9 years ago

Exactly! It's called aging!

Chris Ahmins Vittorio12 years ago

So uh, where's the downside?

Yau Lye Hong9 years ago

For some people, paradise means heaven. So that means everyone dies.

Alexis Magill12 years ago

WHERES THE DOWNSIDE

Fernando Martinez12 years ago

It's already happening and it didn't say how slow

exepire9 years ago

I do not think that it would be a good idea to make everybody feel pain for a very long time just so you and your "most perfect beautiful woman" can go to heaven sooner.

Ianmagic277 years ago

Does this mean I die slowly as well?

DragonQueenC9 years ago

what do they expect only guys playin this?

Kurvos9 years ago

Well, straight guys...

pibblepro10 years ago

What if my paradise contains other people

SagarTech8 years ago

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abcx8 years ago

Pressed it. Now I'm a selfish asshole. And I'm proud of it.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

miles-tails-prower3 years ago

YES KILL THEM DEAD OR GOOD LIFE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

abcedarian9 years ago

I have my lover in a different world so I'm all good

Idontknowwilli7 years ago

Imagirlwherestheupside

Tsunayoshi9 years ago

The humans will die eventually

Jacob20204 years ago

Some of you may die but that’s a risk I’m willing to take

V01dwalk3r9 years ago

Yoko Yolo Lol

RadomLifeChoiceDayz7 years ago

YOU PEOPLE TO LIVE!

Isaax9 years ago

36% of the perople are... wow.

weaboo9 years ago

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BangBang1248 years ago

This is already happening. Its called life

Sparks Thunderfur10 years ago

NOT EVERY ONE HERE IS A STRAIGHT MALE! e-e

Panifex8 years ago

*very *very Sorry, I had to

TheTrueBlueSonicFan10 years ago

Doesn't that happen to everyone?

BobMaester8 years ago

I can finally create a perfect world with no pollution and no environmental destruction

Walk_on_the_butter_road7 years ago

No, no and no upside

Zebraman10 years ago

People are already slowly dying

Andy29 years ago

I'm tired of being nice you know what? fuck the human race i'm sick of selfish assholes who screw up the world.I'm going to take my beautiful perfect women and if i can i'l go get all the smart people and have an awesome party.

Superchoosingracc7 years ago

I'm a woman so I really wouldn't care about what happens to her :P

Tautauchev778 years ago

What about my dog? IS MY DOG GONNA DIE

CelestialRandomness9 years ago

I'm a girl -_-

Electrohuman7 years ago

MY BEST FRIENDS NOOO

Aikka9 years ago

Wohoo, No downside!!!!

Soumya8 years ago

I am not that devil.

Karakui10 years ago

Haha this sounds great. Since it's so slow, they can go about with their normal jobs with keeping the internet running and shit until I tell them they can die.

KaileePellice3 years ago

jokes on you im a gay man hahahahhahahah

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