You will be a jedi in the star wars universe
but
You will be followed by a non killable jarjar binks
I will not


coolerdogpond127 months ago
BUT I LOVE JARJAR!!!!! DOWNSDIE???????!!?!?!?!?!!?!11!!?!?!?

RobertKim-092last year
meatshield :DDDDDDD

Freneticoptics9 years ago
Jarjar is an unkillable meatshield then...

L_Is_Real_24013 months ago
dont leave me and him alone in a room together
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Roosterrock1499 years ago
Jar jars underrated, I find him funny, though he might get annoying if he follows me around everywhere, but hey I'd be a jedi so who cares?

SCP-Foundation7 years ago
WHO"S IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE JAR JAR PLOT ARMOR

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
what makes you think he didn't already have it?

Kennethern9 years ago
Why don't you call them Gungans? Also, Jar Jar is my favorite Jedi from Star Trek.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
U just mixed up 3 franchises in one comment

Conor O'Malley12 years ago
I don't think it would be that difficult to leave JarJar stranded in deep space. Just flush him out an air lock.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
and into the maw
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omgwtfbbqpwnzr9 years ago
I'm totally fine with Jarjar Binks. :)

devoidplanet9 years ago
trap him in a box

Da Boss Omega9 years ago
I say yes but I would rather be a Sith Lord

SilverShadow5258 years ago
I guess you would have an invincible apprentice then...

JL17767 years ago
....why be Jedi WHEN YOU CAN BE A SITH

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago
Me now: Pfft Hes not THAT bad i can Probably take it... Me several years later in the Star WARS universe: AHHH I CAN TAKE IT KILL THAT MOTHER EFFIN SON OF SATAN

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid7 years ago
SHIELD, JAR JAR, SHIEEELD!

Duchebag22587 years ago
That"s very fucking brillent great job but I like jar jar mother fuckers he"s the best not annoying

LandonBygate7 years ago
What’s the bad part

RoaringRookie12347 years ago
Just drop em off in the Sarlac Pit.

Duchebag22587 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha yeah fuck his shit up

Dom Wilsher12 years ago
i've always rather liked jarjar

StevenTrigg7 years ago
WHY DO YOU EVEN LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
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Freneticoptics9 years ago
Where's the downside I'm a badass Jedi and I get a comedian

NHLic9 years ago
At least he's sexy in his way

Matthew Hammons McKinley12 years ago
Just freeze that bitch in carbonite, problem solved.

Ak47077 years ago
Hell yah
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Iain Cavins12 years ago
People who like Jar Jar Binks are the reason the Jedi died out.

Michael Hecox12 years ago
apart from the space travel this is already pretty much my life

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
You have an unkillable humanoid alien following you?

Souñd Wâve12 years ago
loophole... he might not be killed, but it doesn't say he's allowed to speak. plus: he'd be a minion of sorts. lol

Rob Anybody9 years ago
That's not a loophole, you're fucking stupid.

TreyHumphrey7 years ago
First off: Does Jar Jar even get killed in any Star Wars? And second, can I trust the motherfucker to not do anything stupid?

The Nerdy Villager9 years ago
No downside

Psycho3338 years ago
Meat shield and meat missile with force abilities lol.

thebuttonisevil9 years ago
I kind of like jarjar so fuck yeah!

Benjamin Voissem12 years ago
I see no positive here.

-----------8 years ago
I mean he"s weird and so but somethpje s u kniwnshdjsns

Benedani10 years ago
non killable? i'll just lock them and done

DriedSpit3 years ago
Dude you can use the jar jar as a meat sheild

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
stepping stone to sith skills, like lightning and mace windu's technique of restrained dark side.

Hyltran5 years ago
I do not want to be a Jedi I want to have sex and jedis are mucks or something according to bipking phantom menace.

Jyushimatsu Matsuno9 years ago
Ilovejarjarwhatdoyoumean

Q2977 years ago
I real dont care about star wars so no

velocipede9 years ago
Who's jar jar binks?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
an unimaginably annoying bumbling fool.

Snitchblasta8 years ago
Jarjar binx is awesome so I don't care if I have him following me all over the place

Hybrid11 years ago
I have had this button at LEAST 9 times! There are so many better buttons!

Demon19878 years ago
Tie him up with the force and My problems done

Djesse4679 years ago
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do no...[Show full comment]

SrWilliam9 years ago
No,fak off

apocalyptic bloger9 years ago
why would I have to put up with an annoying idiot when I can be a sith lord?

K0wzrtastee7 years ago
Star wars SUCKS!!!!

Itachi9 years ago
NO!!!!!!

Tomskeleton10 years ago
Lock him in a torture chamber

disclaimer2 years ago
what if I keep him at a certain distance and then he ends up dying, it doesn't state that he"s invincible he just says he"s non-killable so I'm assuming by me and not the universe itself so I could lead him to his demise later on if I dislike him or if tha...[Show full comment]

Lester ⊙_⊙9 years ago
Wuteva

Donald Thompson12 years ago
Never seen the appeal in being a Jedi, myself. The superpowers are kind of negated by the fact that you have to live like a monk, imo.

Duchebag22587 years ago
Jarjar actually ain't so bad he is really stupid but funny and no I'm not fucking like 5-7 I'm 11

Doomed Shadow9 years ago
1. You never watched a star wars facts vid? JarJar is THE ULTIMATE SITH (Better than palpatine) 2. Just lock him in prison

CHRISrockSTAR228 years ago
hi tourtur devise

what555559 years ago
Say no to Jedi Go Sith 'The Sith, sign up today!'
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