You will be a jedi in the star wars universe
but
You will be followed by a non killable jarjar binks
I will not


coolerdogpond126 months ago
BUT I LOVE JARJAR!!!!! DOWNSDIE???????!!?!?!?!?!!?!11!!?!?!?

RobertKim-092last year
meatshield :DDDDDDD

Freneticoptics9 years ago
Jarjar is an unkillable meatshield then...

L_Is_Real_24012 months ago
dont leave me and him alone in a room together
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Roosterrock1499 years ago
Jar jars underrated, I find him funny, though he might get annoying if he follows me around everywhere, but hey I'd be a jedi so who cares?

SCP-Foundation7 years ago
WHO"S IDEA WAS IT TO GIVE JAR JAR PLOT ARMOR

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
what makes you think he didn't already have it?

Kennethern9 years ago
Why don't you call them Gungans? Also, Jar Jar is my favorite Jedi from Star Trek.

nakobro2003 8 years ago
U just mixed up 3 franchises in one comment

Conor O'Malley12 years ago
I don't think it would be that difficult to leave JarJar stranded in deep space. Just flush him out an air lock.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
and into the maw
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omgwtfbbqpwnzr9 years ago
I'm totally fine with Jarjar Binks. :)

devoidplanet9 years ago
trap him in a box

Da Boss Omega9 years ago
I say yes but I would rather be a Sith Lord

SilverShadow5258 years ago
I guess you would have an invincible apprentice then...

JL17767 years ago
....why be Jedi WHEN YOU CAN BE A SITH

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago
Me now: Pfft Hes not THAT bad i can Probably take it... Me several years later in the Star WARS universe: AHHH I CAN TAKE IT KILL THAT MOTHER EFFIN SON OF SATAN

Animus_RainWing_SandWing_Hybrid7 years ago
SHIELD, JAR JAR, SHIEEELD!

Duchebag22587 years ago
That"s very fucking brillent great job but I like jar jar mother fuckers he"s the best not annoying

LandonBygate7 years ago
What’s the bad part

RoaringRookie12347 years ago
Just drop em off in the Sarlac Pit.

Duchebag22587 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha ha yeah fuck his shit up

Dom Wilsher12 years ago
i've always rather liked jarjar

StevenTrigg7 years ago
WHY DO YOU EVEN LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!
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Freneticoptics9 years ago
Where's the downside I'm a badass Jedi and I get a comedian

NHLic9 years ago
At least he's sexy in his way

Matthew Hammons McKinley12 years ago
Just freeze that bitch in carbonite, problem solved.

Ak47077 years ago
Hell yah
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Iain Cavins12 years ago
People who like Jar Jar Binks are the reason the Jedi died out.

Michael Hecox12 years ago
apart from the space travel this is already pretty much my life

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago
You have an unkillable humanoid alien following you?

Souñd Wâve12 years ago
loophole... he might not be killed, but it doesn't say he's allowed to speak. plus: he'd be a minion of sorts. lol

Rob Anybody9 years ago
That's not a loophole, you're fucking stupid.

Vegetto87018 years ago
Use a mind trick on him so he stops following you

Stone1008 years ago
Have Jarjar to distract the caps while you rob a bank.

Panda_Fangirl6 years ago
Um Yes please. I like Jar Jar. COME AT ME!

TheSeanannerWorld9 years ago
I don't think Jar-Jar Binks is annoying. Just a tiny bit irratating.

Cleighton Decker12 years ago
Jar Jar for the win.

mylee12347 years ago
starwars SUCKS

Funtimes469 years ago
Sorry but I've never seen a starwars movie so I don't evan know anything about it

gracemunoz8 years ago
i actually love jar jar so

Alexthecrusher59 years ago
My bae dousnt know what star wars is SAD

iamstickfigure9 years ago
Why would I want to be in the Star Wars universe? Lol. That's pretty dystopian.

-----------8 years ago
Jar jars cool

Shenti10 years ago
He can't be killed, doesn't say he would be impervious to damage. All you've have is a very hurt and very alive Jarjar. Although his vocal chords would be crushed, so there's that at least.

Howday3 years ago
So I get cool force powers AND can torment Jar Jar? Downside...?

LeedleBiscutz9 years ago
Jarjar is adorable :3

Bossitronio20148 years ago
I like Jar Jar Binks. He"s funny, is he not?

A.Stranger10 years ago
infinite meat shild

Frindjinny65 years ago
Ditch jar jar.

NoNameAtAll123__9 years ago
i see no downside

SamuGonzo7 years ago
And be my BFF, please

AceProdeJ9 years ago
I choose to become Sith

Coolguy101ofawe9 years ago
Unbreakable shield!!!!

Memelord117698 years ago
Just tie him to a rock in the ocean and leave him

Djesse4679 years ago
P. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do no...[Show full comment]

SrWilliam9 years ago
No,fak off

Wiiwum9 years ago
I don't even care about being in star wars, also, I'm fine with an insanely annoying jar jar binks. Just go into the enemies base with jar jar binks. Also WTH THE AD ON THE LEFT IS A STAR WARS AD FOR BECOMING A JEDU

Kyle St Pierre12 years ago
i would do it if i was a "successful" sith. YES "SUCCESSFUL" SITH. no problem.

lucas20048 years ago
Nothing is worth that hell AND you could so easily get killed as a jedi.

Psycho3338 years ago
Not if you have an unkillable meat shield or projectile to force toss

thebuttonguy9 years ago
worth it

jijnwounwdounfs3 years ago
what does the foxx say bro im going insane
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