Will You Press The Button?

HomelessAzgardian8 years ago

MELTED ICE CREAM FOR LIFE!!!!!!

ArchooDeetwo6 years ago

WHAT"S UP!!!!!

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MrTrickyC8 years ago

BLENDER

Krusek7 years ago

This just made me think of the anime Brynhildr in the Darkness, where Neko puts the food in the blender for Kana.

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vengeance87918 years ago

Sorry, I believe in freedom of speech and freedom of pizza. Just because they have the freedom to express their idiotic opinions doesn't mean the rest of us don't have the freedom to tell them they're idiots.

Esermimi8 years ago

People are entitled to their own opnions. That and I like cake.

m-2 years ago

stick it in a blender

Magia2 years ago

This would just make the bigots (even the unaware ones) incapable of communication is going to make them dangerous.

aeeera2 years ago

i swallowed an atom of pizza!!!111!1!11!!!!!

Astro99992 years ago

I mean, if everyone bad dies, then I am a small price to pay.

the_non-binary_pancake5 months ago

Dies?

M4gnetC2 years ago

Pourage is fine.

Chapter-One3 years ago

Ok, every person is purified, resulting in a nearly perfect world, but I can't eat pizza, so I'll pass

Bysiyan7 years ago

Everyone hates. Humans are social creatures. This button would end humanity.

SupaGama6 years ago

I INHALED A DUST SPECK OF BREAD IM DED

m-2 years ago

congratulations

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Nobody_you_know4 years ago

I read the first option and clicked the button. Without knowing what was next. I think I did a good choice.ICE CREAM FOR LIFE BABY

YayorNay5 years ago

Pizza shake

DottySpot7 years ago

YASSS!!! NO MORE BULLIES!!!!!

TheRisingSun178 years ago

Ugh.... It says until they become better people........... Idiots....

ApocalypseGamer6 years ago

TIME FOR SOUP

Alphatech6 years ago

Beer for life .. where do i sign!

BookedBeans7 years ago

He needs some milk :)

AllyKat7 years ago

Though my question is, will they be true evil ones or the kind SJW"s consider as such because they don't agree with their opinion?

AngeloGarciaDeLasBayonasKsiazkiewicz7CSegeltorpsskolan7 years ago

i really want to punch the person that made this as hard as i possibly can in her face

DustyRose6 years ago

How do you know it"s a girl

MekrokanKathrialak7 years ago

Not worth it. I enjoy being all of those. I'm still better than 80℅ of the population.

orangeenjoyer2 years ago

damn imagine being proud to be a dumbass

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j0cke8 years ago

Can I eat non-Newtonian fluids such as ooblech?

EmilyAngstadt7 years ago

You"d probably have to let it drain down your throat without applying any pressure. Not very pleasant

Alkerae8 years ago

So basically if I press this button, I can never eat solid food again, AND I lose my ability to communicate until I learn to regret pushing the button. Dun dun dunnn

HowBanana8 years ago

Those hateful people get to do other hateful things.

SewerRatt7 years ago

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Vortex12127 years ago

when you eat food spit it out before you swallow it.

Broiliketrains7 years ago

I'll have the chocolate from my butt... Oh wait that"s not chocolate

lawrence2226 years ago

how would solid food kill you on he spot? by touching it? by eating it? by jumping over it (lol) be more specific.

veedeewee8 years ago

Not able to eat and communicate?? No thanks, I'm racist and I like it! :)

Wonderless6 years ago

What the actual fuck, dude.

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VanjA7 years ago

BLENDED CHICKEN!

B_urst6 years ago

Obviously

Themessigcn7 years ago

Melted burgers

Strongnite226 years ago

*feminists

hoganquinlan7 years ago

Who"s gonna take one for the team

AzureNightfalle6 years ago

I would go to jail for life just to get one of these blind fools off the planet. This solution was hardly even a choice at all.

ItzAki3 years ago

im trying to press the button but theres an ad in the way

vampireslayer1978 years ago

Handles monster shack

Mary Lou8 years ago

Get the blender

Garcia9117 years ago

I love soup

Panifex6 years ago

I assume this is only for serious cases, because everyone hates and has prejudices

Yodarocks20007 years ago

YEAH, INSTA-DEATH!!

DerpyisBestPony8 years ago

Meal shakes all the way!~

katsumi276 years ago

No more SJW, Feminists, Antifa and snowflakes!!!

Derrick (What a creative username)8 years ago

My luxury for the end of chaos? I'll take it

AzureNightfalle6 years ago

Well, it"s a better solution than killing them all one by one.

Randomguynuberwhoevencares7 years ago

Taking one for the team. Hello, suicide knife.

CARR747 years ago

If people who are against incest between siblings are affected as well, we have a deal (I'm just a boy who thinks it is unfair to incest not being legalized and no, I don't have a sister

SelfCombusted7 years ago

I like blended turtles.

Anime246 years ago

No more feminists

nerdybucket7 years ago

Everything has water in it

ZachariahGrimm6 years ago

do milkshakes and slushies count as liquid

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