Will You Press The Button?

C4RNAGE10 years ago

someone will probably donate millions of dollars for me once they find out i solved those problems

D_YellowMadness8 months ago

It explicitly says that won't happen.

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Theonlyonesam9 years ago

It don't say you... it says Will... so poor William will live penny less but not starving

dankmemes1018 years ago

he"s in the Upside Down of course he"s alone

TronaldDump8 years ago

A good day to be canadian, we have no pennies

KittyCatLover8 years ago

Live alone with only dollars then, screw the pennies

StefanPopov469 years ago

I live in the EU!!! ScReW PeNnIeS!

tylerthecreator9996 years ago

You will have no pennies, but hey! At least you have pounds and pence!

DarkSlayer10978 years ago

I WOULD SAVE THE WORLD AND SACRIFICE MY LIFE TO HELP OTHERS!

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago

>Implying i don't live alone and penniless already

DoodooButte99867 years ago

i certainly do

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AnonymousBach8 years ago

Penniless because all I have are hundreds

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago

Who"s will?

dankmemes1018 years ago

Will Byers, the guy who visited the Upside Down

JL17767 years ago

It says that I’ll be alone, not lonely, there’s a difference. Also I’m already penniless sooooo........ *presses button*

josephhh9 years ago

It's better to do it for the cause

Elizabeth Harward12 years ago

I won't starve, because apparently I solved that :D

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Yeah I agree

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one

Jessica Dean12 years ago

54% of people are selfish ._.

Bunnygirl129 years ago

PhoenixBeats you just defined selfish.

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Thomas Clarke12 years ago

this was a pretty strange question because if you solve all of these problems then all the efforts towards these problems would be focused on stopping poverty which would be the problem you would be suffering from

Garcia9118 years ago

OK that found it but that just keep killing them

Punny9 years ago

I will be alone and penniless after a while anyways since I am also immortal from all of the other buttons I have pressed

I.am.Chinese2 years ago

Sure enough, 50% on each side, this is human nature thinking

daragor10 years ago

I'd do it shit I'd just ahem aquire what I want

adorkablytrash9 years ago

Hell yeah

SpamtonG.Spamton5 years ago

Not mah dick!

gemma10 years ago

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BangBang1248 years ago

If you solve overpopulation wouldn't that mean you might kill you or your family or someone you know? I guess everything here is a downside.

Kingkappa7 years ago

Does Skype count?

ZoruaGirl1910 years ago

U 53% are selfish

coolstorybro8 years ago

penniless not dollarless tehe what if i have 1 mill $ but no pennies?

Algonquin9 years ago

So I can still get money, just not pennies.

Hawke_Volkihar9 years ago

1: No, I like money, 2: I have the answer to overpopulation. Kill all the stupid people. We have no shortage of them. Thus, no starvation, obesity, or overpopulation.

Antichristlast year

Socioenginomics

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meatloave3 months ago

I have an abnormal tolerance for being alone , I've always had. Being 'penniless' doesnt mean a thing. I havent used a penny in decades and havent missed them a bit , I use my cards.

Sophwiphwi9 years ago

But new problems will arise so I'll be poor and unable to stop them

Lord_blobfish4 years ago

Penniless, not dollarless

yellowgirl510 years ago

HOW COULD I LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT LOSING TEETH?

person10000008 years ago

if i am pennyless i will just steal

KidAstronomical7 years ago

Fuck my well being the world is happy now

oldnotweak10 years ago

who needs pennies... when you have Trillions of dollars i can live without pennies or people to piss me off

Loophole man9 years ago

Move to a communist country

the chicken that crossed the road9 years ago

Take one for the team...

SgtVinDoy7 years ago

I disliked by accident, sorry.

Trump no makeup9 years ago

No my pens I need them

Pixel And DanceU8!9 years ago

I Will Always Need My Pens.

dankmemes1018 years ago

and who cares if I'm penniless? I can still have quarters and dollars and everything besides pennies

gijswillem111 years ago

I dont use dollars

JESUS_RULESlast year

Global warming ain't a thing, y'all.

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The Molester10 years ago

You are one sad person. Im sorry to break it to you but copying and pasting a clusterfuck of bullshit ass words isnt going to allow some pathetic persons chainmail attempt to grant magical wishes or any of that bullshit. Thank you