Will You Press The Button?

C4RNAGE9 years ago

someone will probably donate millions of dollars for me once they find out i solved those problems

D_YellowMadness5 months ago

It explicitly says that won't happen.

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Theonlyonesam9 years ago

It don't say you... it says Will... so poor William will live penny less but not starving

dankmemes1017 years ago

he"s in the Upside Down of course he"s alone

TronaldDump8 years ago

A good day to be canadian, we have no pennies

KittyCatLover8 years ago

Live alone with only dollars then, screw the pennies

StefanPopov468 years ago

I live in the EU!!! ScReW PeNnIeS!

tylerthecreator9996 years ago

You will have no pennies, but hey! At least you have pounds and pence!

DarkSlayer10977 years ago

I WOULD SAVE THE WORLD AND SACRIFICE MY LIFE TO HELP OTHERS!

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago

>Implying i don't live alone and penniless already

DoodooButte99867 years ago

i certainly do

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AnonymousBach8 years ago

Penniless because all I have are hundreds

Squirtle dude 1528 years ago

Who"s will?

dankmemes1017 years ago

Will Byers, the guy who visited the Upside Down

JL17767 years ago

It says that I’ll be alone, not lonely, there’s a difference. Also I’m already penniless sooooo........ *presses button*

josephhh9 years ago

It's better to do it for the cause

Elizabeth Harward12 years ago

I won't starve, because apparently I solved that :D

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Yeah I agree

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Dayna Morris12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one

Jessica Dean12 years ago

54% of people are selfish ._.

Bunnygirl128 years ago

PhoenixBeats you just defined selfish.

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Thomas Clarke12 years ago

this was a pretty strange question because if you solve all of these problems then all the efforts towards these problems would be focused on stopping poverty which would be the problem you would be suffering from

Bossnes47 years ago

I live away from people, but I can go to the people. Also as long as those problems are solved I don't get any pennies. Dang, gonna have to stick to nickels, dimes, quarters, and paper money now. Loophole found.

Xan10 years ago

Move to India and use rupees.

thatdopopeboy8 years ago

I would be rich sense they say PENNILESS not poor so I can never have a penny sooooo sense I solved global warming I would be rich

TheGamerNerd8 years ago

since* since*

Captain Doge9 years ago

solving over population by killing people?

Thomas639 years ago

So you basically kill everyone for this

DextersLaboratory4EVER1last year

fine, instead of pennies I'll have 100-dollar bills!

Crooked_Finger8 years ago

I'm pretty sure humans will come up with new and just as complicated issues even if I did press the button.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

Who"s Will?

GriffinBoss1099 years ago

Is global warming over population or starvation really gonna be an issue in my life span?

Jaxthejaguar8 years ago

That doesn't make sense:all the problems means poverty too and ......WHAT?

Malcolmxt9 years ago

I pushed it so people won't get mad and I solved all the problems right so no downside

alexthegodofdogs7 years ago

I won't have any pennies, and I'm already alone, win-win

Pookums10 years ago

If everyone on earth but me died, that would meet all of these criteria. Without humans, overpopulation and starvation would disappear, and the global warming would normalize. I'd be alone, and have no need for money, hence penniless.

[email protected]9 years ago

i still save the world you selfish b*tches

Malcolmxt7 years ago

Global warming and overpopulation isnt that big ofa deal just to many people are over paranoid.

Nolund Hughes12 years ago

at least you wont starve

Sans the skeleton 1808 years ago

Okay I'll just have dollar bills instead of pennies

TrueRenegade8 years ago

So I start an ice age, kill millions of people, but still have lots of food?

P.F.A9 years ago

I can still play games so ok

Rode3 years ago

Ye i think the planet will go boom! All problems solved a dead person doesnt need sex parts

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Lenora Warren9 years ago

They didn't say that I could ever bring any people to my land because I am going to meet people while I am saving the world.

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

That"s worth it, ill,sufer so others dont have too

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DragonfuryMH7 years ago

It just says I can't have any pennies, not a problem

SmokeyMcPotts10 years ago

Over Population?? How'd I fix that... Sorry Couldn't do it.

Captain Doge9 years ago

Thats why we have COMPUTERS

EcWinz9 years ago

No penny needed here I got dollars betch!

Pamolast year

New problem will cameout

serrato129 years ago

ha it wouldn't be overpopulated so there is no one for you.

AnIncrediblyFatMan8 years ago

So... Just kill millions of people and go into hiding? More People will have more access to food, and less people will be filling the air with the greenhouse gases that supposedly heat up the earth.

EagleMan4 years ago

No such thing

Knight Archer9 years ago

Sacrifices must be made

AshFlo8 years ago

cant have a single penny but can have a dollar

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