Will You Press The Button?

notthatimportant8 years ago

this implies I have a partner, loophole found!

limepaint7 years ago

no. it implies that you will get a partner by pressing the button!

Panifex7 years ago

I get a partner and a sandwich? Hot diggity

thebestmarshmallow11 months ago

Hot diggity? this comment is not from 7 years ago its from 70

T0astyy!9 years ago

Free sandwichts i put bacon on my sandwich

Kat Stahmann12 years ago

I'll just take theirs.

Penomatic7 years ago

I would do that

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Cow1O239 years ago

You people that don't like bacon, have never eaten bacon.

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Yes, it is one of my top reasons to live

UranusAbove7 years ago

I get off the couch, after thanking them for the sandwich and deciding whether this kind of sandwich would go well with bacon (assuming the answer is yes), walk to the kitchen, and put bacon on my sandwich.

alan (from chile)9 years ago

sandwich from team fortress 2

lazypika8 years ago

Bacon is good, but there"s still plenty of good sandwich fillings besides bacon.

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago

I can make my own sandwich…and make my partner’s.

Gestusultumus7 years ago

I will get two sandwitches cuz im single

Marc Kozalla12 years ago

So first i have to get a partner to get a sandwich. A free Partner + Sandwich ? Count me in :D

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

What’s their definition of “partner” tho? They could be talkin about a lab partner as far as we know

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

Edit your sandwich and put everything you want on it. B)

Kaan8 years ago

Sandwich is sandwich

Gerias8 years ago

My partners always disappear :/

deltadestroyer9 years ago

BLASPHEMY!!!! BACON IS LOVE!!! BACON IS LIFE!!!

Tasha Luxton12 years ago

I don't like bacon, so yay!

ArchangelOfDarkness8 years ago

I Don't Understand The Point Of Bacon, Humans Are So Strange :/

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Blaze___Lord___9 years ago

bacon is love bacon is life

Chris Pacheco12 years ago

Steal their sandwich.

and4399 years ago

Yes!!

Jazzmyn Aerith Strife12 years ago

No downside.I don't like bacon.

Bluespark2 years ago

Not me

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Daniel Tickner12 years ago

Ponies are vegetarian I am programmed to mimic behavioral habbits

Migdin18 years ago

Everybody loves bacon

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Marlene Munoz12 years ago

I dont like bacon anyways :D

Cassie Misner12 years ago

I don't like bacon, so I'm okay with that..

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

WHAT!?

Megan Mackley12 years ago

I don't even like bacon~

kasdebas9 years ago

Bacon also dont like you

Austin Lee12 years ago

WAIT! Is the sandwich that I am given a tasty sandwich? and if so will my partner get mad at me for adding bacon of my own???

ckonnnne9 years ago

I don't even like bacon sandwitsh

mmMWATCHASAY9 years ago

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TurtleGalaxy8 years ago

Saying I have a partner. A partner in crime!!! Sorry that was really bad.

winwin9 years ago

God nooooooooooooo whhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy oh w8 I can shoot him and beat him to death and nuke his charred husk and take the bacon as a plus it goes good with budder #sky army sky I luv bacon man he's better than sky but goes good with buffer !!!!!!! : 3

NoCheeseAdded10 years ago

Don't like bacon anyway.

Schplexus4 years ago

I would press the button, but that would imply that I have a partner....

Marianbitch8 years ago

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AyanokoRin9 years ago

Fuck bacon, gimme a ham/butter and I'll be just as fine

Michael Dailey12 years ago

Fuck! That! I want bacon!

db3939571last year

Im hungry

Andrius8 years ago

Make them put Pork, fried chicken, Tuna, ham but no bacon

Square_Eyes9 years ago

Mother of god

the button pusher 10 years ago

its the thought that counts

K-Girl275 years ago

So? I dont necessarily need bacon on my sandwich and if I had a partner, I'm sure they"d be very deserving of a delicious sandwich with bacon on it. :)