Will You Press The Button?

death notes 9 years ago

Spider-man has bad luck because his girls die

Gorflop7 years ago

True dat

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Robert Morse II12 years ago

spiderman has some of the best luck, just look at all the hot chicks he has been with

ashleydn3 years ago

trueee!

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Ploppycloppy7 years ago

I would like to be superman and BTW spiderman has good luck so....

Z_Emruld7 years ago

Super man’s powers are amazing! I love his powers

shadowtheif98 years ago

AWESOME!!! New opportunities to make horrible puns!!! :D

MangoFranku8 years ago

[Person] better press this so my best friend can be Mary Jane and make my ship happen

AssHar8 years ago

If I got butten by a spider but instead turned into a superhero I"d call myself lucky.

TheIronBot7 years ago

"Butten" lol.

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P78 years ago

The hell"s the downside

Wiseturt1e8 years ago

your girlfriends die

Etharian9 years ago

Superman gold prime status here I come!

Naval9 years ago

Why the hell 35% said why????

ElleMoretto9 years ago

Because everyone you love dies, and so do you

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Rich Nava12 years ago

So what about the luck, you're superman.

SirDistic9 years ago

What bad luck?

Haunter0113 years ago

Giving me the powers of superman? It"s the same thing as giving me a nuclear warhead

TakeTheBluePill5 years ago

Well, with my luck, that"s hell of an upgrade.

WantedLimited9 years ago

Hell yea because you have laser eyes and can fly and be really strong and be freeze people

retsam_emep10 years ago

downside here?

guy who exists9 years ago

well, i guess this sucks... my buggy which crashed some issues ago is now back and is trying to kill me. i didn't even like that buggy. l just drove it around for free money. hey, a super hero still needs money.

Jason Cummiskey12 years ago

So it's all just one big downside, Superman's a fucking pussy...

Hazelnut_47 years ago

Lol I’m a girl so I wouldn’t have girlfriends so they wouldn’t die #Loophole😂😂😂😂

Bananapower8 years ago

Downside?

DarthCool7 years ago

Everyone close to you is murdered, and you blame it all on yourself.

Im_A_Button_Presser4 years ago

Fuck with spider-man"s luck people would die. Butttttttttt can't super man turn back time?

Why did you take my surname?9 years ago

The Parker luck :3

joshua20049 years ago

your SUPERMAN who cares bout deh luck!

defrostu9 years ago

Luck of SPIDER-MAN

18mlivingston10 years ago

I'm already unlucky

Kittenlover1018 years ago

The luck of Spiderman is great, even though in the second movie at the end I Stacy (I think it"s Stacy) dies because Spiderman isn't quick enough.

jamesisepic9 years ago

Loop hole: I HAVE THE WORST LUCK IN HISTORY

Ridragon8 years ago

Are we talking about Golden Age Superman? Because he was invincible.

SuperSushiFighter 9 years ago

No downside.

Theonly693 years ago

Sorry uncle jack

mindgamer75010 years ago

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Sausage6665 years ago

I love my uncle dougie

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

Umm.... this is hard.

Leo_Valdez4life7 years ago

If I have the luck of Spider-Man doesn’t that mean I can be Superman and Spider-Man cus Spidey was lucky enough to be bitten by the radioactive spider?

Deadcool13139 years ago

Spider gets MJ... good enough for me.

Ben Scheer12 years ago

iwant the powers of spiderman fuck this

marcuitos9 years ago

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Nlopez2349 years ago

Your a dumbass Spider-Man studied science YOUR WRONG

Astronot8 years ago

How

ImagineActuallyLikingVinDiesel4 years ago

I pressed the button but then I remember Spider-Man fucking died a bunch of times.

Akash9 years ago

Well that's where superman's powers come in

jws515039 years ago

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THE MAYOR HATES ME I"LL FREZZE HIM THEN BREAK THE ICE AND BURN THE BITS AND THE ASHS AND SO ON! THEN SACK IT THEN FUCK THE WIFE IN THE PUSSY