Will You Press The Button?

death notes 11 years ago

Spider-man has bad luck because his girls die

Gorflop 9 years ago

True dat

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Robert Morse II 13 years ago

spiderman has some of the best luck, just look at all the hot chicks he has been with

ashleydn 5 years ago

trueee!

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Ploppycloppy 8 years ago

I would like to be superman and BTW spiderman has good luck so....

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

Super man’s powers are amazing! I love his powers

shadowtheif9 9 years ago

AWESOME!!! New opportunities to make horrible puns!!! :D

MangoFranku 9 years ago

[Person] better press this so my best friend can be Mary Jane and make my ship happen

AssHar 9 years ago

If I got butten by a spider but instead turned into a superhero I"d call myself lucky.

TheIronBot 8 years ago

"Butten" lol.

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P7 10 years ago

The hell"s the downside

Wiseturt1e 10 years ago

your girlfriends die

Etharian 10 years ago

Superman gold prime status here I come!

Naval 11 years ago

Why the hell 35% said why????

ElleMoretto 11 years ago

Because everyone you love dies, and so do you

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Rich Nava 13 years ago

So what about the luck, you're superman.

rolerfun 10 years ago

i see no downside

DAYNEGEROUS 11 years ago

spider man probably has better luck than me

Miguel Garduno 11 years ago

Down is this a bad question you'd be the best super hero

Baiken 5 years ago

Perfect

DR.OREO 10 years ago

Hi

KyloWren 8 years ago

I’d rather not have quesada well my marriage to mephisto.

videogamer 10 years ago

i hate superman

TheOriginalBob 12 years ago

hEY WHY NOT

katierosy25 11 years ago

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Jackel 9 years ago

Win-win

Haunter011 4 years ago

Giving me the powers of superman? It"s the same thing as giving me a nuclear warhead

SirDistic 11 years ago

What bad luck?

WantedLimited 10 years ago

Hell yea because you have laser eyes and can fly and be really strong and be freeze people

retsam_emep 11 years ago

downside here?

TakeTheBluePill 6 years ago

Well, with my luck, that"s hell of an upgrade.

Jason Cummiskey 13 years ago

So it's all just one big downside, Superman's a fucking pussy...

Hazelnut_4 9 years ago

Lol I’m a girl so I wouldn’t have girlfriends so they wouldn’t die #Loophole😂😂😂😂

guy who exists 10 years ago

well, i guess this sucks... my buggy which crashed some issues ago is now back and is trying to kill me. i didn't even like that buggy. l just drove it around for free money. hey, a super hero still needs money.

Bananapower 10 years ago

Downside?

DarthCool 9 years ago

Everyone close to you is murdered, and you blame it all on yourself.

joshua2004 11 years ago

your SUPERMAN who cares bout deh luck!

Im_A_Button_Presser 5 years ago

Fuck with spider-man"s luck people would die. Butttttttttt can't super man turn back time?

Why did you take my surname? 10 years ago

The Parker luck :3

defrostu 10 years ago

Luck of SPIDER-MAN

18mlivingston 12 years ago

I'm already unlucky

jamesisepic 11 years ago

Loop hole: I HAVE THE WORST LUCK IN HISTORY

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

The luck of Spiderman is great, even though in the second movie at the end I Stacy (I think it"s Stacy) dies because Spiderman isn't quick enough.

Theonly69 4 years ago

Sorry uncle jack

Ridragon 10 years ago

Are we talking about Golden Age Superman? Because he was invincible.

SuperSushiFighter 11 years ago

No downside.

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

Umm.... this is hard.

mindgamer750 11 years ago

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Sausage666 6 years ago

I love my uncle dougie

Ben Scheer 13 years ago

iwant the powers of spiderman fuck this

Leo_Valdez4life 9 years ago

If I have the luck of Spider-Man doesn’t that mean I can be Superman and Spider-Man cus Spidey was lucky enough to be bitten by the radioactive spider?

Deadcool1313 10 years ago

Spider gets MJ... good enough for me.

Astronot 10 years ago

How

marcuitos 11 years ago

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Nlopez234 11 years ago

Your a dumbass Spider-Man studied science YOUR WRONG

jws51503 11 years ago

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF THE MAYOR HATES ME I"LL FREZZE HIM THEN BREAK THE ICE AND BURN THE BITS AND THE ASHS AND SO ON! THEN SACK IT THEN FUCK THE WIFE IN THE PUSSY

lrb150 11 years ago

The mayor hating spiderman isn't bad luck. Its Republican.

ImagineActuallyLikingVinDiesel 5 years ago

I pressed the button but then I remember Spider-Man fucking died a bunch of times.

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