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You get the sexiest woman of your dreams to call your girlfriend
but
You can never touch her in any way.
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KataDarklast month
This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond8 years ago
I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros8 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown7 years ago
But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury7 years ago
So what she'll just touch me instead. dab 👋⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ 👀 ↖️ 👅 ↙️ ...[Show full comment]

kathprat76117 years ago
DAB POLICE!!!
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ArrEx8 years ago
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat8 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx5568 years ago
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FBIagentx5568 years ago
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Mai-chan8 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain8 years ago
Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE8 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs7 years ago
minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
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Поли Евтимова12 years ago
So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug7 years ago
Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?
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Melody Walker12 years ago
im a girl so.....

istressed-out7 years ago
Rem-Chan same
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Katie Nadeau12 years ago
So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath9 years ago
AHHH YES!

Milan Fist12 years ago
technically you can't touch anything

sigmanlast year
Well, i don't like women

Button_Masher9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago
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Jpn7 years ago
I'm polyamourous so I'm pretty sure I win this one

rocketman500410 years ago
so basically like dr kriegers girlfriend (the mad scientist from archer)

cosmotions9 years ago
But can she touch me?

kill hitler9 years ago
Oh fuck that!

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago
Whats the point if you can’t touch her

Onibaba9 years ago
Fuck that... And girls even tho it just says girl you can use your fucking brains and answer like it said girl/guy...

Matthew colin cat9 years ago
No touching girls hmm nope not pressing the button

Big Cheese9 years ago
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CMHammond8 years ago
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uughdesequestions8 years ago
OK THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING PLEASE STOP

bree10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago
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hiImBored8 years ago
im gay soooo

gabbymenu9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Astro Dime10 years ago
ASEXUALS TAKE THE WIN. //victory cry//

Imaproshaman9 years ago
Hell yeah!!

vampireslayer1979 years ago
Then what's the point

Emory2 years ago
As a Demi Pansexual I see this as a win

nr859 years ago
i don't like to touch girls

therenwhite999 years ago
who said I liked the girl in my dreams?

LazyMando4 years ago
Well this sucks... I finally get a gf and cant do anything with her

potatomurder1239 years ago
(*¢*) / - - \\\\ F F

Micah Mchenry12 years ago
would add some major cred

KrazyKenzie7 years ago
I'm homoromantic. I don't want a sexy person. I want someone who loves me for who I am and is amazing, so this button is useless to me lol

SinonMercer7 years ago
I'm pretty sure sexiness is a plus.

maxwellduo9 years ago
NOOOOO

robzeir9 years ago
Fucking comments are bot

Just another person 9 years ago
This is a hard choice but I don't care to touch them I would like to hug them and maybe even kiss her but I don't need to i could express my love in a different way.

my37 months ago
我不喜欢美女

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
you cant physicly touch ANYTHING your always just CLOSE to it so its fine

Nour10 years ago
. . . What's the point of her being sexy?

Different-Aangle3 years ago
I am straight

NotTelling9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago
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