Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond 9 years ago

I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros 9 years ago

I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord 9 years ago

So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley 13 years ago

i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown 8 years ago

But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago

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kathprat7611 9 years ago

DAB POLICE!!!

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ArrEx 9 years ago

Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat 9 years ago

She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain 9 years ago

Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE 9 years ago

Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs 9 years ago

minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?

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ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð° 13 years ago

So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago

Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?

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Melody Walker 13 years ago

im a girl so.....

istressed-out 8 years ago

Rem-Chan same

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Katie Nadeau 13 years ago

So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath 10 years ago

AHHH YES!

Milan Fist 13 years ago

technically you can't touch anything

AkRowling 9 years ago

Well I don't touch girls

Louriana Davis 13 years ago

No homo...

CanadianJesus123 10 years ago

Jokes on you, nothing ever touches on a atomic level loopholes ftw

Vince The Bear 10 years ago

Well... you could break the repulse between negative forces of atoms but that is pretty hard to do...

Different-Aangle 4 years ago

I am straight

NotTelling 11 years ago

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CMHammond 9 years ago

[SPAM]

GeorgeFritz 8 years ago

But she can touch me right :)

BOB PINK 11 years ago

I am a gay guy. .

snowjoe 11 years ago

As an otaku, this is just like saying my "waifu" would love me back and act like it too despite us being in two different worlds. Look up Hatsune Miku Glass Wall on youtube and that basically explains my reasoning.

s269703 11 years ago

that is my dream ruiined right there so i picked no

IAmTheBirdThatWillKillYouOneDay 3 years ago

June 12th 2026

CherryFearsRain 11 years ago

Another question where females will throw fits about... Again just pretend it's the opposite sex.. Idiots..

JazzyM 9 years ago

Not even mentally?

JTF 12 years ago

you never touch anyone anyways SCIENCE FTW!!! :D

Clptrap 6 years ago

... . . . . . . .....why?

reason 11 years ago

But she can touch you

Dbktcdgjircxduifbcg 9 years ago

Wear a full body suit. Loophole

MKX Jason Voorhees 10 years ago

When u pressed that button and u can't touch ur girlfriend,then just be gay then

Ghost.023 9 years ago

So basically single but you didn't say any thing about her touching me also nudes

Imaproshaman 11 years ago

It's funny. It wouldn't even affect me because I'm Asexual. Hahaha!!

TheArkerportian 8 years ago

Technically/scientifically speaking, nothing ever really touches anything. And if this button takes that into account... rubber gloves for the win. Not just for the hands if you get my point. ;-)