Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond 10 years ago

I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros 9 years ago

I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord 10 years ago

So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley 13 years ago

i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown 8 years ago

But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago

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kathprat7611 9 years ago

DAB POLICE!!!

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ArrEx 9 years ago

Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat 9 years ago

She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain 9 years ago

Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE 9 years ago

Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs 9 years ago

minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?

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ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð° 13 years ago

So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago

Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?

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Melody Walker 13 years ago

im a girl so.....

istressed-out 8 years ago

Rem-Chan same

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Katie Nadeau 13 years ago

So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath 11 years ago

AHHH YES!

Milan Fist 13 years ago

technically you can't touch anything

1.800.existential.crisis 10 years ago

Tbh I only choose that i won't not because I can't touch her, but because I'd rather have someone with a good personality and someone that I actually like rather than the sexiest woman alive. Unless the sexiest women is the one i actually like with a great personality

Kay_Buttons_Meh 4 years ago

Problem detected: I AM A GIRL

kawaikittykat 11 years ago

WHY WOULD YOU NOT!??

Coolguy246 12 years ago

THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!

The_destroyer_of_worlds 7 years ago

It only says to call your girlfriend not for them to be it

ThePhxntomKill3R 11 years ago

But she can touch YOU (Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

Mafros 9 years ago

I don't get can't I call my girlfriend myself, but okay...

capncreeper 11 years ago

Make her my wife, then touch her.

crazyfangirl3005 11 years ago

I am a girl and i'm not lesbian so... -_-

ThatOneCoolNerd 9 years ago

Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?

minibotas 11 years ago

w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!

Poofnugget 3 years ago

So just just friends with extra nicknames then...wtf is the point then

WBGrock 11 years ago

So... basically how my life is now, without a girlfriend. ..

GreatAide 12 years ago

Fuck yeah, science.

Lostboything 10 years ago

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CMHammond 10 years ago

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DomZ127 9 years ago

Cheat on her

Jacinto Rovira 13 years ago

what`s the point then?

rainpath 11 years ago

BUt Im a girl...

MartinSoap 6 years ago

ok

Apocalypse_2 11 years ago

Just wear gloves.

lamthuytran0204 11 years ago

I am a girl duh!

Majestic_Uni 8 years ago

☠☠☠

spartan599 11 years ago

its says YOU can't touch her, that dous not mean she can't touch you XD

bree 11 years ago

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CMHammond 10 years ago

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clutch1337 10 years ago

Bullshit

CitrusSunbather last year

Catch a cheater?! Why would I do that? Having that woman call my girlfriend would just expose my own shady intentions. Who even came up with this dumb choice?"

Random Arsenal fan 11 years ago

You technicly never touch anybody. It's just your atoms reacting to other's atoms ( watch vsauce video ). So that is a win/win for me

AlmightyDuckLord 4 years ago

Sorry I’m asexual and don’t like girls

gamergeneral 11 years ago

whats the point

Coolguy246 12 years ago

SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?! I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY!

Ah 6 years ago

Propese then she will be your wife and you can jump her all night

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