Will You Press The Button?

KataDark 2 years ago

This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond 9 years ago

I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros 9 years ago

I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord 9 years ago

So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago

But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley 13 years ago

i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago

But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown 8 years ago

But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago

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kathprat7611 9 years ago

DAB POLICE!!!

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ArrEx 9 years ago

Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat 9 years ago

She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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FBIagentx556 9 years ago

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Mai-chan 9 years ago

Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain 9 years ago

Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE 9 years ago

Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs 9 years ago

minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?

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ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð° 13 years ago

So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago

Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?

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Melody Walker 13 years ago

im a girl so.....

istressed-out 8 years ago

Rem-Chan same

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Katie Nadeau 13 years ago

So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath 10 years ago

AHHH YES!

Milan Fist 13 years ago

technically you can't touch anything

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago

I can just brag about calling her my girlfriend, then I get a girl friend and i"m free, its basically just a extra quirk in life for some extra "points" so I'll take it.

flailing.tyler 11 years ago

UHM I REALLY DONT CARE HOW MY BAB LOOKS LIKE

Ah 6 years ago

Propese then she will be your wife and you can jump her all night

cute cupcakes 11 years ago

I'm not a lesbian ðŸ‘

Fluffle puffle puff 11 years ago

Hmmm idk

InsertText 8 years ago

What if I don't want love, and some people are gay

lol319060 11 years ago

That tits and ass and pussy tho

BobbyMcslobby 10 years ago

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CMHammond 9 years ago

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Jpn 9 years ago

I'm polyamourous so I'm pretty sure I win this one

rocketman5004 11 years ago

so basically like dr kriegers girlfriend (the mad scientist from archer)

cosmotions 10 years ago

But can she touch me?

sigman 3 years ago

Well, i don't like women

Button_Masher 11 years ago

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CMHammond 9 years ago

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kill hitler 10 years ago

Oh fuck that!

Ionlydidthistocomment 6 years ago

Whats the point if you can’t touch her

Onibaba 11 years ago

Fuck that... And girls even tho it just says girl you can use your fucking brains and answer like it said girl/guy...

Big Cheese 11 years ago

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CMHammond 9 years ago

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uughdesequestions 9 years ago

OK THIS IS GETTING ANNOYING PLEASE STOP

Matthew colin cat 11 years ago

No touching girls hmm nope not pressing the button

bree 11 years ago

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CMHammond 9 years ago

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hiImBored 10 years ago

im gay soooo

gabbymenu 11 years ago

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