You win the lottery and recieve 200 dollars (as they are valued 2013) worth of money each week, for the rest of your life.
but
Once a week, when you least expect it, you are stung by a wasp.
I will not


Maharid4 months ago
This mean 270$ in 2025, 1080$ each month, not so bad, but the cons is simply unbearable, each time you will suffer a lot and the sting can get infected getting you great complication... NO! VTW, for the exchange go there: https://www.in2013dollars.com/us/inflation/2013?amount=200

Migdin19 years ago
I am expecting a wasp will sting me. Problem solved i am always expecting it to happen, it can never happen, it said when you least expect it, but if i always expect it, it can't happen.

Autranaut3 years ago
You do have to sleep, right?
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Psykness3 years ago
This could go bad in so many ways. You could be stung in the genitalia while showering, taking a dump, grinding your partner, or sleeping. Any time you need to focus on a task could mean disaster. 🌰🐝

insect01147 years ago
As you are masturbating SUDDELNLY WASP stings your dick. -=Stealth kill=-

End3rc0re4 years ago
worth it. BRING ON THE WASPS!!

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
unexpected hanging paradox but with wasps let"s say you will never expect it at noon, it doesn't happen Monday through Saturday so it will happen on Sunday but it can't because you will expect it to happen so if it happens Monday through Friday it can't ha...[Show full comment]

HeWhoAlwaysFindsLoopholes5 years ago
Then they will sting you at noon, because you would never expect it.

ErdoS9 years ago
Woah, this game came out that long ago?

Ronnoc5279 years ago
test test <-- Rn's are appearing in comments. That is a double space. Test Test.

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
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Fwii12 years ago
Loads of cash AND developing immunity to wasp stings? HELL YEA

malakadie5 years ago
there was a lottery ad next to mine
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Maqemay8 years ago
But what if you"re severely allergic to wasps? Soooo.......does that mean.....death?

TheQzertz8 years ago
800 dollars a month is nothing.

dedirake4 years ago
my monthly minimum wage is $200.. 800 per month is a blessing..

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago
I could develop an immunity........

senseirice8 years ago
Fuck I'm allergic to wasps

Haki7hikari8 years ago
In the beginning it might be horrible, but I'm sure that you'll get used to it after a while.

Optic Nadeshot10 years ago
It's called inflation bitch

BrendanCross8 years ago
200 A WEEK, FOR THE REMAINDER OF YOUR LIFE
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Valerie Dunn12 years ago
"that's my secret--I *always* expect it."

Merr4 years ago
Even if you always expect it, it will happen when you expect it the least, so you’d still get stung, you’ll just still expect it
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Ben Neuwirth12 years ago
it would be while i am in the bathroom, i just know it...

Taylor Ellsworth12 years ago
NOPE.

Emma Nonexistant12 years ago
I'm okay with that :D

FuzzyMasterCowG9 years ago
nope nope nope nope nope nope NOPENOPENOPE!!!!!!!

demutrudu7 years ago
wasps don't sting, they bite

Nick Mallas12 years ago
I can live with that

Jaeger9 years ago
no more wasp stings, you get immune. also, you only get stung once,which is a bid deal where i live.

Connor899 years ago
Build a bunker with no way in or out

meatloave11 months ago
Getting a 'stinging' remark from a White Anglo Saxon Protestant once a week is a breeze!! WASP, " Young man youll go nowhere with such paltry skills" ME, "You dont say, well, your only 'skills' are being born with a silver spoon in your mouth and fee...[Show full comment]

blablal10 years ago
Who says I can't buy a suit? >:)

nogominbutt9 years ago
can I just stay in my house

KaityKat1175 years ago
Hey, get paid 200 dollars to be stung? Sure.

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
Nope I'm deathly allergic

DanRoberts8 years ago
i get paid more than 200 a week anyway, not really down with getting stung randomly either

CodyThompson7 years ago
ahh fuck you wasp Im wearing a suit of armor

Daniela Potterísima Peluso12 years ago
no pain no gain.

Olbap20149 years ago
I will buy an anti-wasp gas or suit

ZeroFang6669 years ago

JoshBurford7 years ago
i look ready for my date! yay....OH GOD NOT RIGHT NOW!!! OH FUCK YOU!!!

Eveelution10 years ago
Wasps bite more than sting and it's painful as hell so no thank you

DaNippleMaster9 years ago
Just.. Omg just wear hoodies and something in front of your face all week

Goldenhawke11 years ago
NO! Wasps are one of my worst fears...

K-Dawn8 years ago
That"s not very much money if you think about it.

Buttonpresser3147 years ago
True. 200 dollars per week times 52 weeks in a year is 10400 dollars per year. It"s not like you could quit your job or anything, but 200 dollars per wasp sting is pretty good if you ask me.

BrianGriffen9 years ago
Wasp repellent

SwayBird7 years ago
Technically if the wasp stings you at any time before the last second of the week then you are expecting it less for the rest of the week. But if it always stings you at the last second of the week then that is when you now most expect it. Thus it is impos...[Show full comment]

Zonnebloempje9 years ago
Sounds like Narnia unless its a stung by a wesp ( I was ones stung by a wesp when i was 5 its not so bad doug i had to cry but i really was a cry babby then)

Migdin19 years ago
I am not sure if you are talking about getting stung by a wasp or an insect i have not heared of.

NHLBlaster9 years ago
What's so bad about a little bit of poison

ThatAnnoyingNerd7 years ago
I use the money to buy something that will help me to develop a wasp repellent that kills wasps the second they get within a foot of me

Rylan Vincent12 years ago
We actually have a lottery like this in Arizona. But instead, each week we are given 1000 dollars that are tax free for a year where as a jackpot will give you 70 million to 3 billion dollars.

littlelurker7 months ago
I’d probs get resistance to the wasp venom after a while

Stersuprise10 years ago
Ouch.

Jcbray8 years ago
Wasps can sting more than once...

HowDareYou9 years ago
800 a month to be stung by wasps your whole life? Not worth it.

PotatoShark158 years ago
Lol I love how they put as they are vauled in 2013 xD
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