Step 1: learn to play the trombone. Step 2: find out who hates trombone music. Step 3: go within earshot of them, trombone in hand. Step 4: check that they haven't noticed you. Step 5 (and the last): PLAY THAT MUTHA LIKE HELL
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Jaspar Greenhill12 years ago
You could become the trombone magician and makes lots of money...
I have no clue how to play the trombone. Who cares. I start by putting my lips to it and playing multiple measures of rest. That means not playing any actual notes, just the pause between notes. Then I sneak up behind people and make it go "BWAAPPP!!!", be...[Show full comment]
Plus if you want to hide you could clog up the trombone...
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MrMaw7 years ago
I thought this things were supposed to have downsides
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Lemon_chief10 years ago
I can't play trombone + if I did I'd like people to see me playing it...
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Bluecube4488 years ago
No downside I mean like your still invisible
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Yellow Emerald9 years ago
I play tuba how much different can a trombone be XD
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BoCo3658 years ago
Already play and have stage fright. Perfect
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Jackson1179 years ago
I don't play the trombone but I play the tuba
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S201211247 years ago
Y not
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Kori Madison Carignan12 years ago
Air trombone!
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SammyOne012 years ago
no downside, just an upside that i don't care
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aminbest10 years ago
who plays trombone????????
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Eric Booker12 years ago
sounds like my friend Skylar
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EstebanZ299 years ago
It's funny 'cause "Play an instrument" in spanish is "Tocar un instrumento", and it's literally translated to english like "touch an instrument"
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SciArtHerp8 years ago
No downside.
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Sean Ford12 years ago
Why not. No downside, unless you're a trombone player.
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QtgKilla9 years ago
just never stop playing the tromboner
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BrianTheSilent5 years ago
I don't even play a trombone
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TrykPåKnappen10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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JacobGranada7 years ago
So ill be invisible in band class every day?
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DragonLover6311 years ago
i can play the trombone and i do it abaut 2 hours a week...
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Pademelon7 years ago
I have only one question: Why? Just why?!
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Rocco Martelly12 years ago
If the trombone is invisible too this would be awesome
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Pineleaf9 years ago
Whats the point of being invisible if i can be heard? Man, now i cannt sneak up on friends...
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gradientgal12 months ago
*suspicious trombone noises from corner*
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best will you press the button player9 years ago
I don't play trombones
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Guitar289 years ago
Only while u play a song is easier
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Alexander4283 years ago
As a trombone player, this would make concerts much harder to perform at.
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HolyNipples10 years ago
omg I would love to annoy the shit out of people like this.
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Josiah Huggins12 years ago
Good thing I already play the trombone!
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Alphatech7 years ago
i get to haunt fat people? sign me up!
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chuzzlechampion10 years ago
Must I be good at playing the trombone? Or can I simply blow the Hell out of the MFer
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