Step 1: learn to play the trombone. Step 2: find out who hates trombone music. Step 3: go within earshot of them, trombone in hand. Step 4: check that they haven't noticed you. Step 5 (and the last): PLAY THAT MUTHA LIKE HELL
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Trianglegirl11 years ago
Imagine following someone you hate and every time they take a step you play the trombone.
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TheSir9 years ago
That"d be fucking hilarious to sneak up behind people and start playing
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Anna Ko13 years ago
fuck people up like "wtf there is a floating trombone"
I have no clue how to play the trombone. Who cares. I start by putting my lips to it and playing multiple measures of rest. That means not playing any actual notes, just the pause between notes. Then I sneak up behind people and make it go "BWAAPPP!!!", be...[Show full comment]
Plus if you want to hide you could clog up the trombone...
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JacobGranada8 years ago
So ill be invisible in band class every day?
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DragonLover6312 years ago
i can play the trombone and i do it abaut 2 hours a week...
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gradientgal2 years ago
*suspicious trombone noises from corner*
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best will you press the button player11 years ago
I don't play trombones
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Pademelon9 years ago
I have only one question: Why? Just why?!
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Rocco Martelly13 years ago
If the trombone is invisible too this would be awesome
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Pineleaf10 years ago
Whats the point of being invisible if i can be heard? Man, now i cannt sneak up on friends...
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Josiah Huggins13 years ago
Good thing I already play the trombone!
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Guitar2810 years ago
Only while u play a song is easier
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Alexander4284 years ago
As a trombone player, this would make concerts much harder to perform at.
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HolyNipples11 years ago
omg I would love to annoy the shit out of people like this.
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awesome dragon10 years ago
scare people hell ya
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Alphatech8 years ago
i get to haunt fat people? sign me up!
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chuzzlechampion11 years ago
Must I be good at playing the trombone? Or can I simply blow the Hell out of the MFer
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NinjaNAH9 years ago
Downside?
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Noble 711 years ago
I play trombone (it doesn't work )
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natybug10 years ago
Yay, I play trombone!
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13437649290284603866 months ago
我不会长号
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Panifex9 years ago
I don't know how to play a trombone though
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Ran Ren13 years ago
Stand near people while invisible and playing trombone and drive them insane.
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EstebanZ2910 years ago
It's better than nothing...
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ScottishCookie3 years ago
*trombone sounds*
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Mysteriousreconking11 years ago
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