Will You Press The Button?

Protato-last year

this is litterally already me when im on crack cocain

L_Is_Real_24014 months ago

I AM CURRENTLY ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL AND MANY DIFFERENT OPIOIDS

That One Person10 years ago

Everyone wants to murder me already, so YAY!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH2 years ago

dont you dare fing me

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why no usernames left 6910 years ago

trolololololololololololololoololololololo lolololoololo trolololo

A Undertale Fan10 years ago

I can be incincible for life and live in a internet cave on the top of mount everious!

TapperxX7 years ago

I have just been shook. Oh geez are you incincible? Cause I’m not

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DaTruthYouCantHandle8 years ago

Don't tell people your immortal. Let them try. Wait for them to shoot you in the face. Look them in the eye and laugh and whisper, "Nobody kills the -insert your name here-" Walk away

RavenN4 years ago

"Nobody kills the unkillable demon of pain. I am the killer. Make an attempt on my life again and you will only know pain" *walk away laughing like a psycho*

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Christian Jackson12 years ago

Ultimate troll

Caelum6 years ago

Says very long ago for me

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Eaglest057 years ago

Clothes made of blade handles and skin of bullets.🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕doggo army!

Eaglest057 years ago

Now that I think about it, everyone would probably get bored np that happened and stop attacking me.

Apollo11 years ago

So I'm a feminist with invincibility?

Anime247 years ago

Yes

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TheEpikat8 years ago

I will be Jerusalem with everyone hating on me. 😏

Spiderp8 years ago

Well, if everyone already hates me; might as well take over the world.

Matthew Tyler Smith12 years ago

*bullet goes into heart* Okay who is the son of a bitch who did it this time.....

Demonboy___2 years ago

This was hilarious xD

Kakashi__Hatake9 years ago

If I'm invincible it won't matter if they hate me or not

nope_nope3nope_nope10 years ago

4evah al0ne...

seiberte10 years ago

Fujiwara vs Kaguya in a nutshell

Tardisat221b10 years ago

I already hate everyone anyway, so what if they hate me back

runegod2710 years ago

They hate me because I am a tyrannical dictator.

willjr0810 years ago

Lol, how about you just kill all major world leaders and clone yourself and make an army of super soldiers with you as their leader. Aka, fucking combine army of you. #NoComplaints #CounterLogic

Myles9 years ago

I don't know. thanks for that.

kingcreepith11 years ago

ill just kill them all

MystZER011 years ago

That every day for me

kyleigh11 years ago

They may try to kill me but all efforts to do so will not succeed

Isaac Heeney12 years ago

Invincible does not mean invulnerable, and if their hatred was that bad that they wanted to kill you, they'd probably just as quickly torture you and put you through agony.

SSPmrsomebody17 years ago

Well what Isaac seems to be saying (I had this thought too!) is that you may be physically invincible, but are you mentally invincible? Everyone wanting to kill you could eat away at you from the inside out.

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

Being invincible doesn't mean being invulnerable. You'd still be able to feel pain and what not, and you can't really stand up against the entire planet.

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

Let them try! Someone wants to kill me? THEY'LL DIE FIRST.

Dylan Henry12 years ago

MURDER SPREE!!!!

Michael Byron Coleman12 years ago

I become a super hero. Unable to die, protecting all with a mask that covers my face. I hide always, and live as I can. I will live alongside the other wild creatures of the planet.