You have access to an infinite supply of hot dogs, the hot dogs are delicious and provide you with all essential nutrients, you will never get fat from eating the hot dogs, and you will never tire of eating the hot dogs.
but
You can eat no foods other than the hot dogs, and you will develop a paraphilia where you can only be sexually aroused by the sight of a hot dog.
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and twisted snd hotfoeg

jsniso 2 years ago
MY GOAT

KataDark 2 years ago
Being passionate about hot dogs... What a life!

dedirake 5 years ago
who made this??

Deadryther 5 years ago
What kind of "hot dog".

FormalEnderman10 last year
Man's best friend on fire
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MoogleGirl 11 years ago
It all sounds pretty good to me. If I am always enjoying them, they don't cause health probs, and I never get fat... That's better than most food I eat can promise me! Easy enough to bring one in the bedroom when I get in the mood :)

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago
They Didn't Said I Can Use It On Any Food, Loophole Found, Now I can eat hotdog on the pizza
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Commander Knave 11 years ago
Downsides?

XxNOTMLGxX 11 years ago
Ikr

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
i want to know what the person who made this is on.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago
LSD, it"s always LSD.
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Dalek Stan 11 years ago
#WORTHIT

APOLLO23 9 years ago
Want to have sex? Stare at a hot dog!!

aboredgurl 11 years ago
...meh ok*goes with sans*

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
sans is going to run out of hot dogs

TheBulletMoBot 9 years ago
The upside is basically sans.

Mrmanguy01 9 years ago
What. The fuck. Is this shit.

SerialMonoxide 6 years ago
jokes on you i don't like the idea of intestines stuffed with ground meat and eyeballs

Definitely_A_Hoomin_Definitely 9 years ago
What the actual fuck?

demutrudu 9 years ago
Greg from Steven Universe

markiplierfan2 10 years ago
just put a hot dog on your girl friend

MariahDaWhat 2 years ago
in her mouth?
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CCthecat 11 years ago
So in conclusion, add some chilli to the hot dog and I become Sonic?

Dartanman 9 years ago
You WILL DEVELOP. I won't develop this disorder until a few seconds before I die.

#unicorn4life 9 years ago
*makes glasses with pictures of hot dogs on lenses*

Salad 10 years ago
So basecally be Niko Bellic of GTA 4

Hollyflower22 10 years ago
So if I want to be pregnant I have to have my eyes locked on too a hot dog during the you know what

Alexus Turner 13 years ago
Hot dog dildo....rotfl

Allen Laclair 13 years ago
who comes up with this stuff?

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
hotdog fuckers
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ManOfPotatoes 11 years ago
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BernardoDuarte 8 years ago
What

paulcooney11 11 years ago
Ha! Bitch I'm a vegetarian! Lmfao

ShadowMarco 10 years ago
and what? do you want a trophy or something?

Shayne Brady 13 years ago
Yeeeah...no. I don't think so.

Atomicman960 9 years ago
I can't stop laughing

Marizo 11 years ago
I hate hot dogs..

the117doctor 10 years ago
Matpat saw this Q

Ray Marc 11 years ago
Ruff. Srsly tho, this shit is fuckin stupid.

happywheelsman77 11 years ago
I agree.

TheLegend274 10 years ago
A hotdog in my pants

KneeSlapper 11 years ago
I identify as a hot dog, and I find this offemsive

Rob Anybody 11 years ago
Shut the fuck up

BananaBeans124 2 years ago
H-hot dogs???? 👅👅👅

Hatched Ender Dragon 10 years ago
Always use hotdogs on other food, doesn't say you can't use ingredients to make it more better and have a picture of a hotdog on your wallet

ne_ne_papa 11 years ago
What the fuck

datguy2900 9 years ago
dont like hot dogs and im not gay

Futurefreefaller 10 years ago
That"s fuc king nasty bit lol

BADWOLF10 11 years ago
funny idea but----...no.

Z-Plane 4 years ago
I dont like hot dogs

Jamie91 11 years ago
I know I like hot dogs but seriously the second bit is abit far fetched

Tardisat221b 12 years ago
Ew I don't even like hot dogs anyway

Sharknide 11 years ago
WARNING hot dog addict!!!

thepoptart 11 years ago
I would stick it in my butt. WHAT I AM AROUSED!

Johnny Joist 13 years ago
Put the girls and boys in hot dog costumes and everything is fine.

Djuncle 11 years ago
I WOULD DO IT

Zombieboyyy 10 years ago
Im good i want to eat other food than hot dogs lol

Gsarr999 9 years ago
If a woman wears a horlt dog costume,i would be sexually arroused

DesertFox 11 years ago
`solve world hunger problem Click

meatloave 8 months ago
Can they be turkey dogs? How about buzzard?
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