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You can speak to and befriend all spiders.

but

You will always have at least 5 spiders on your person. At all times.

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minimegaman0909 months ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC9 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin18 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop39 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Truman

Magnify1239 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Loophole man9 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Louise Swanson12 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat1018 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Snowfrost9189 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

Jordan Adair12 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Same

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LGBOUNCER8 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR8 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes8 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke8 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony8 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke8 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty8 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug8 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit8 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian9 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream9 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations7 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella241319 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn979 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss9 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations7 years ago

Yay

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dj533110 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman12 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo9 years ago

Mini pikachus

ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago

I probably got at least one in my mass of frizzy hair at this moment lol

dinolord sonic9 years ago

I.HATE.SPIDERS.

KAISEROFKRIEG8 years ago

spiderman, spiderman, he have spider on him allways.

Peggy-fucking-Carter11 years ago

They wouldn't be scary if I could talk to them.

alwayscryptid4 years ago

Not a downside there. Just some spider friends.

Tyroq9 years ago

No you stupid

Esteban Hegg12 years ago

If someone doesn't like my spiders I can send them to kill that guy? c:

Lightbeam7 years ago

Enjoy your showers.

Fatman9 years ago

Ok so what i could command them to kill

Wolf1238 years ago

KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

SassyBella10 years ago

You didnt say what person. It could be a doll thats in the closet that looks like you.

J0E7 years ago

Shino Aburame

BlackRose2789 years ago

So become Miss Muffet? I'm cool with that. I can already bake, so it would be a perfect match

Endeakour8 years ago

Where"s the downside?

Traceman197010 years ago

Fuck spiders

DJ Duck9 years ago

*you will aways have spiders on your PERSON* dos ethan mean my gf will be followed by my spiders

Emilie Madsen12 years ago

hell yeah i will be the queen of spiders

Flameice2 8 years ago

I am fine with that. I have a spider army now. Now most people will fear me.

Bee King10 years ago

most people already have twice that many really tiny spiders

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