Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0906 months ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC9 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin18 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop39 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Truman

Magnify1239 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

TurtleShroom7 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Loophole man9 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Louise Swanson12 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat1017 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Snowfrost9189 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

Jordan Adair12 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Same

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LGBOUNCER7 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR8 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes8 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke8 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony8 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke8 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty8 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug8 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit8 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian8 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream9 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations7 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella241319 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn979 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss9 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations7 years ago

Yay

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dj53319 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman12 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo9 years ago

Mini pikachus

mr.QUESTIONS?9 years ago

Me:awwww look mom its a spider *bites* me ouch what the f#&£ dude). So hell no they ain't my friends

EumeliaCly8 years ago

I would like to, but 5 spiders on me? hell no.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

they could be on ur shoes.

JohnPariah11 years ago

they're my friends though

Gods-I-Am-A-Fangirl5 years ago

Cool!

Inatynarator 9 years ago

I hate spiders

Bella2678 years ago

Wow I hate spiders so wears

Kayla Moge12 years ago

I pressed the button, even though I'm terrified of spiders it'd be lessened if I could talk to them.

ZWoodB7 years ago

Fuck no, I would burn myself in a house fire

AlanTheAlmighty9 years ago

I enjoy this idea. I shall have 100 deadly spiders fight to the death, then hire the top 5 as my personal doughnut bakers.

SvenWhylast year

this has so many uses jumpscare anyone at anytime free snack

SilverChicken9 years ago

If Spiders are my friends, then I have nothing to worry about!

Jess Burks12 years ago

I fail to see the downside in this. Spiders are awesome.

Octomations7 years ago

Well if there my friends then I not bothered. BRAZILIAN WANDERING SPIDER ARMY UNITE!!!!!

Eri9 years ago

*Puts all spider friends in pocket and throws at enemy when I get close to them*

KingSinOfSloth8 years ago

They are freaking CREEPY

look me9 years ago

SPIDERS NOOOOOOOOO WELL...*calls spiderman

MNITIMMY9 years ago

50/50 wow

Yarrowshacket8 years ago

If someone tries to mug or kidnap you, just tell your spiders to sic em.

Joelthedog 10 years ago

NOPE

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