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You can speak to and befriend all spiders.

but

You will always have at least 5 spiders on your person. At all times.

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minimegaman0908 months ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC9 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin18 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop39 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Truman

Magnify1239 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Loophole man9 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Louise Swanson12 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat1018 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Snowfrost9189 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

Jordan Adair12 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago

Same

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LGBOUNCER8 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR8 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes8 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke8 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony8 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke8 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty8 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug8 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit8 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian8 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream9 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations7 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella241319 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn979 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss9 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations7 years ago

Yay

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dj53319 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman12 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo9 years ago

Mini pikachus

ElizabethMars8 years ago

SPIDER WOMAN!!! MINIONS, STEAL THAT FOR ME!!!!!!

ZacharyThompson7 years ago

Spider ME Spider kicking but with MY spider buddies .

justjo9 years ago

QUEEN OF THE SPIDERS!

BenenM8 years ago

Fuck spiders

desmond26009 years ago

First

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

U like spiders so what"s bad about having spiders on u

Angel-Wing8 years ago

Then you could really be "the spiderman"

Amethystia229 years ago

Then I would end up killing those spiders when I showered... oops.

Seravil09 years ago

Well, since arachnophobia is a common fear among most people, it'd come in pretty handy - I myself am not afraid of spiders ^_^

Andrew Mansfield12 years ago

Fuckin' love spiders already lol

Zacattac8 years ago

and they would starve and/or have webs all over you just to survive

jaylan10 years ago

why not

The-Retard3 years ago

You'll see jumping spiders around me at all times, one sydney funnel-web around for self protection.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I love spiders.I mean,I would kill one that tried to hurt me in anyway,but still

DarkWolf5907 years ago

Who"s my person?

Vgamer29 years ago

I HATE SPIDERS!

CaffeineCream5 years ago

Friends foronce in my life :D

ANTHONY1978 years ago

Spider army awesome

joey mama9 years ago

So are you playing a videogame or in the matrix

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