You will never die because of disease (you can still become ill).
but
You will have a mosquito bite on your leg for the rest of your life.
I will not


minimegaman0906 months ago
wait, you can't die from disease but you can still HAVE the disease? That doesn't sound very good

Royal Assassin9 years ago
That's why there is a cream to prevent iching

ShrimplerThanThat7 months ago
ItsYaBoiiii Clank clank clank yeowch
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Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
You'd get so used to it your brain would block it out unless you thought of it. You constantly see your nose but your brain blocks that out.

Hedg3h099 years ago
They don't bother me anyway. Anyone else not have to itch?

emanresU9 years ago
swagbear2015 if you have never been bitten how do you know that you won't get itchy
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AlaijahShattell8 years ago
43% of people would take cancer over mosquito bites

Schplexus4 years ago
I would rather have cancer and die from it than having cancer, beeing in hospital for years because I won't die, can't really do stuff AND having mosquito bites.

cadegoins9 years ago
you should see my bites I have 27 on my legs 48 on my arms and elbows and 56 others (not just musqutoes)

Buttonpresser694208008last year
He doesn't have bug bites, the bug bites have him
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Shelbywagner1238 years ago
Bug bites don't bug me

12puppiesrock7 years ago
Ha ha BUG bites don't BUG me

HolyRiddler23147 years ago
when I grow up we'll have a cure for everything even pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Timelypat8 years ago
I think a little itch is worth never dying of a disease.

RogalDorn8 years ago
The mosquito bite stops being irritating after awhile it would just be a tiny hole in your skin for eternity

elefant228 years ago
But what if you then always have malaria? You won't die but that would suckkkkkk

CollinCarter7 years ago
NO DANG IT

Wither3608 years ago
It"s just a one bite. It"s not like you get 9000 a minute.

DerpyKitten8 years ago
The downside isn't even a downside

FireWiz049 years ago
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

FireWiz049 years ago
fiiiiiiiii

MayoChu6 years ago
First time?

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DontPressButton8 years ago
Where"s the downside?

Perverted_Moon9 years ago
NEIN NEIN NEIN no i don't want a mosquito bite on my leg never

DemonFlygawne10 years ago
Where's the up side?!

franklin12369879 years ago
Satan stop it!

Steveee9 years ago
That's fine

JackRock7 years ago
No AIDS for the price of a minuscule bite? WORTH IT!

bree149 years ago
I already have that so.

pooface pie9 years ago
IF I CANT DIE FROM IT THEN I WILL SUFFER THOUGH I WOULD RATHER DIE THEN SUFFER

SamBaum8 years ago
bug bites arnt that bad for me so whatever

Casper Ramm12 years ago
well i want to die one day?

Comedicsans9 years ago
Worth it.

Cuteo8 years ago
Ich cream and makeup

Unwantedburrito4 years ago
Hot spoon

sighmarias9 years ago
you'll eventually get used to it tbh.

TheSlimGod9 years ago
So where is the problem in this is my question

Ralph7 years ago
Does it itch??

Sharky The Little Shark9 years ago
FUCK OFF EVERONE IN WORLD!!!:'-(

unicornford9 years ago
Yessss

quickscope2000010 years ago
so 1 bite not bad at all

Roaryboy9 years ago
Mosquitoes don't like my blood, so no downside

Jaraskur8 years ago
I cut my leg off...

AlakzanderA9 years ago
Mosquitos are not a problem at all.

Yeetaleet3 years ago
I guess that"s only a slight inconvenience, I might just have to stock up on anti-itch cream.

MLG Guy9 years ago
F*** MOSQUITO BITES

YeahItsMeAbbie9 years ago
Lets see die from a horrible painful disease or have a somewhat itchy mosquito bite?

Cisc055 years ago
Fuck no, I wanna die one day

zeroXXsniper9 years ago
That's fine who cares any way

3rr0r_2197 years ago
Ill just get it surgically removed.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

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Hunter of Hunters9 years ago
Anti-itch spray? Like really what's the downside?

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago
Kill the mosquito

BigD1ckRex959 years ago
its a lose lose

Ethan Garrison12 years ago
Calamine spray. Duh.
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