You become instantly the most attractive person of your gender
but
It's only when you put on a pair of crocs
I will not

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so evil and dark and twisted academia

meatloave last year
And DONT forget Thats so evil and dark and twisted Macarena !
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memandylov 10 years ago
...so when I put them on I become the most attractive person of my gender... but it doesn't say it will go away once I take them off. I just have to put on a pair and become attractive and then take them off and go about my day

Sledgey 3 years ago
With no shoes?
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Hero of Winds 11 years ago
If I'm so attractive, the crocs won't matter.

RandomDude420 10 years ago
@Aspa102 Shoes don't eat people.
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narwal22 10 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be kissed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

SheepDragon 7 years ago
You have become the very thing you sought to destroy!
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edenkat 10 years ago
I would make them really thin, and then wear other shoes over them

SummeryPlains1 10 years ago
I was going to say that

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
I'd be so attractive that I could make Crocs look good.

Smort29312 5 years ago
Those are shoes. Simple.
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the Supreme Dalek 10 years ago
Downside being

Jonan4tor 11 years ago
What if I wanna have sex?

Fart_Machine 9 years ago
....
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mebruh 11 years ago
I must be a god then, THE GOD OF CROCS!!!!!!!!!

Fart_Machine 9 years ago
YESSS

CaptinRedpanda76 11 years ago
What happens if your in the middle of you know, I wonder how they will act

shadowracer2157 10 years ago
Customize the cross

SummeryPlains1 10 years ago
Oh yea

Carlos Andres Gonzalez 13 years ago
Some of this buttons seems like jokes

Ultramarine 4 days ago
Don't want to be attractive and don't wear crocs, but why not.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
Crocs? FUCK NO, I don't want feet problems.

Anthony Yifan Han 13 years ago
Breaking News: Crocs Are In

Evil_J 5 years ago
A small price to pay

jshaw71 11 years ago
Why not?

cupidisstupid 9 years ago
63 genders,what if you are one of those weird rare genders?

doraki10 11 years ago
Crocs are amazing.

SheepDragon 6 years ago
If you think I'm not already wearing crocs 24/7 then you got me fucked up

Supreme_Kitty 11 years ago
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GangsternauwL 9 years ago
The thing is, people will find your Crocs attractive, not yourself. So is it worth pressing

Da Newb 11 years ago
but there,s no real downside, crocs won,t scare them away because i would be attractive as f*ck while wearing them.

kkmm 2 years ago
穿着鞋也能do

big thinker 10 years ago
um no

Joaquin Abellar 13 years ago
So I instantly become the most attractive person of my gender...but I have to wear a pair of crocs? I already wear crocs all the time. No problems here.

Manbro57 10 years ago
This is great

XavierAsad 11 years ago
Downside? I live those fucking things

leixing 2 years ago
What is the crocs???

aproy 10 years ago
"hey, take off those crocs so we can have sex." "nope, I'm good."

DragonfuryMH 8 years ago
I have no problem with crocs, plus my hair would finally be how I wanted it

BO0OMZ 11 years ago
I always wear crocs anyway.

jtello 3 years ago
i wear crocs like all the time anyways

Elmer 11 years ago
I can make crocs the new trend

The_Button_Boy 9 years ago
That is a very small price to pay and it won’t even bring you phisacle harm

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago
What are cross?

taco92 10 years ago
I don't care if i wear crocs or not so im good

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago
U won't notice, cuz u got hit by a car watchin me and the driver watchin me did not see u.

Jdude1433 11 years ago
Fine with that

FormalEnderman10 last year
Endermen (and most other mobs, for that matter) don't have feet. So how are the crocs gonna stay on?

Acespeed 10 years ago
ikr

Kea Renee 13 years ago
Actually, Crocs now have nicer designs.

NotAHero123_7 6 years ago
They never said you can wear shoes on top of the Crocs!

sk21868 11 years ago
um... ok

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago
Thats so twisted and evil and dark

TikiPlayz 10 years ago
"you become instantly the most attractive person of your gender" u gay?

Jessica Thomas 13 years ago
No.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Fuck crocs they suck!

Joxdax 11 years ago
I don't see the bad part of this,because is like an ability but i can chose when use it .

Thebeaver840 9 years ago
Not deadpools rubber mastvatiob shoes!!!
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