Will You Press The Button?

Camille_Jamal1 last year

life EXPECTANCY not how it will actually happen, aka the tests get less accurate.

LoopholeHacker 11 years ago

Only said expectancy. Still means I can live as long as before.

ChickenNuggies29 5 years ago

You just think you lost a week of your life

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andrewls671 10 years ago

It said "gain the ability to". I would only use it in case of emergency...

AgNO3_Ja50n 3 years ago

No it probably means that when you use it you die seven days before you"re supposed to so even if you teleport I doubt you"d still die instantly somehow

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TeamKobus2 10 years ago

It"s better than losing 1 year

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

True dat teamkobus2

ImmaBanana 10 years ago

doctor: im sorry i think you will die tommorow... Me: Well you can thing what ever you want

Foxyt33 9 years ago

teleport back in time :D

SBJF13 2 years ago

true

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cheeseburger53 8 years ago

Still pretty useful for emergencies

forcedFunny 9 years ago

I want to meet aliens, and then transform myself

CedricNicholas 9 years ago

tel;eport out of prison XD

Panifex 9 years ago

If I teleport a few times a year, I can still live a long, full life.

jkmc1205 10 years ago

But you just said it was error free!

Kiwi463 9 years ago

I think loseing life is an error.

Luxyrion 10 years ago

*teleports to fountain of youth*

TeamKobus2 9 years ago

Sorry. POTC 4 and stuff

Skull4ever 10 years ago

7 days is nothing ;)

Brayden1234567890123456789097531234567890978654321 7 years ago

until it adds up into 7 years

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Bodhiskywalker 8 years ago

Its oonnllyyy a week

FangirlFanatic 8 years ago

Not like it was high to begin with. Screw it.

TheRationalist 8 years ago

Doctor: Sir, we expect you to live for only seven weeks. Me: I’m 21 already...

Aniyah_Jackson 8 years ago

No thanks. I"d like to live as long as I'm supposed to...

ValerieParker 9 years ago

Use for emergencies!

ClassicGamer 9 years ago

ok what if you find an error and get all your days back XD

Loopholes_galore 9 years ago

Expectancy. Not when you WILL die.

DeutschlandundDenmark 9 years ago

sorry it"s error free

JacobSartorius 9 years ago

Jokes on you I still get immortality from a previous button

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Buttons are not compatible. Also, will you be floatin" around in space after earth goes down?

Captain_Nemo 9 years ago

It said no errors

MarcusofMenace 9 years ago

It doesn't mean my I won't live as long, just means they think I won't

ZachariahReeves 9 years ago

Its error free so that dont count

thealphabetaomega 9 years ago

This means that I can teleport into my girlfriend"s house. No downside...

Squishy6688 9 years ago

I will teleport to the future where there could be a medicine that increases your life expectancy. Then I'll come back.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

That"d be time travel. Teleportation means going somewhere else (not sometime else)

wrightdylan830 9 years ago

I thought it said WITHOUT error.

usoutlaw 10 years ago

i would consider shortening my life to be an error

DragonEXE 10 years ago

My life expectancy is infinite because I'm am a dead man walking with a IQ of 169

pandastuff101 10 years ago

Yo whoever said yes to this think about it this way. It never said you couldn't die it just said you would get those tgings. You could still be in that 90%

CornSpielt 10 years ago

Chicken

Watermelonman 9 years ago

Turtle

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regan.lundie 10 years ago

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Watermelonman 9 years ago

Find the 5 and nothing happens 5 Count down 5000, 4999, 4998... ...3, 2, 1 If you did it, you wasted your time. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 0 comments and your wish will come truE Hurry you have 100 years or your wish will actually come true (not)

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Emily_paris_11 9 years ago

Error free that"s a error INTERNAL LIFE... Wait that"s Terible

happylego91 10 years ago

I already pressed a button that made me invincible

ZippyDoggey 9 years ago

What is I teleport to a world where I live for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years?

Taromochi 11 years ago

1. Let's say I wanted to teleport on holiday 4 times a year. That's once a quarter, good enough for me. 2. (No. of Teleportations) x (Expected Years Left of My Life) = 4 x 60 = 240. This is the total number of teleportations I will be using. 3. 240 x (Co... [Show full comment]