Will You Press The Button?

LoopholeHacker8 years ago

Only said expectancy. Still means I can live as long as before.

ChickenNuggies292 years ago

You just think you lost a week of your life

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TeamKobus27 years ago

It"s better than losing 1 year

Drawesomethewizard7 years ago

True dat teamkobus2

andrewls6718 years ago

It said "gain the ability to". I would only use it in case of emergency...

AgNO3_Ja50nlast year

No it probably means that when you use it you die seven days before you"re supposed to so even if you teleport I doubt you"d still die instantly somehow

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ImmaBanana8 years ago

doctor: im sorry i think you will die tommorow... Me: Well you can thing what ever you want

Foxyt337 years ago

teleport back in time :D

TigerKingTundra3 months ago

You can teleport far away that Earth seems like it was a week ago, travel back to Earth. Time travel.

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cheeseburger536 years ago

Still pretty useful for emergencies

Panifex7 years ago

If I teleport a few times a year, I can still live a long, full life.

jkmc12057 years ago

But you just said it was error free!

Kiwi4637 years ago

I think loseing life is an error.

Luxyrion7 years ago

*teleports to fountain of youth*

TeamKobus27 years ago

Sorry. POTC 4 and stuff

Skull4ever7 years ago

7 days is nothing ;)

Brayden12345678901234567890975312345678909786543215 years ago

until it adds up into 7 years

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Bodhiskywalker6 years ago

Its oonnllyyy a week

FangirlFanatic6 years ago

Not like it was high to begin with. Screw it.

TheRationalist6 years ago

Doctor: Sir, we expect you to live for only seven weeks. Me: I’m 21 already...

Aniyah_Jackson6 years ago

No thanks. I"d like to live as long as I'm supposed to...

ValerieParker6 years ago

Use for emergencies!

forcedFunny6 years ago

I want to meet aliens, and then transform myself

ClassicGamer6 years ago

ok what if you find an error and get all your days back XD

CedricNicholas6 years ago

tel;eport out of prison XD

Loopholes_galore7 years ago

Expectancy. Not when you WILL die.

DeutschlandundDenmark7 years ago

sorry it"s error free

JacobSartorius7 years ago

Jokes on you I still get immortality from a previous button

Watermelonman7 years ago

Buttons are not compatible. Also, will you be floatin" around in space after earth goes down?

Captain_Nemo7 years ago

It said no errors

MarcusofMenace7 years ago

It doesn't mean my I won't live as long, just means they think I won't

ZachariahReeves7 years ago

Its error free so that dont count

thealphabetaomega7 years ago

This means that I can teleport into my girlfriend"s house. No downside...

Squishy66887 years ago

I will teleport to the future where there could be a medicine that increases your life expectancy. Then I'll come back.

Watermelonman7 years ago

That"d be time travel. Teleportation means going somewhere else (not sometime else)

wrightdylan8307 years ago

I thought it said WITHOUT error.

usoutlaw7 years ago

i would consider shortening my life to be an error

DragonEXE7 years ago

My life expectancy is infinite because I'm am a dead man walking with a IQ of 169

pandastuff1018 years ago

Yo whoever said yes to this think about it this way. It never said you couldn't die it just said you would get those tgings. You could still be in that 90%

CornSpielt8 years ago

Chicken

Watermelonman7 years ago

Turtle

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regan.lundie8 years ago

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Watermelonman7 years ago

Find the 5 and nothing happens 5 Count down 5000, 4999, 4998... ...3, 2, 1 If you did it, you wasted your time. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 0 comments and your wish will come truE Hurry you have 100 years or your wish will actually come true (not)

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happylego918 years ago

I already pressed a button that made me invincible

Emily_paris_117 years ago

Error free that"s a error INTERNAL LIFE... Wait that"s Terible

ZippyDoggey7 years ago

What is I teleport to a world where I live for 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 years?

Taromochi8 years ago

1. Let's say I wanted to teleport on holiday 4 times a year. That's once a quarter, good enough for me. 2. (No. of Teleportations) x (Expected Years Left of My Life) = 4 x 60 = 240. This is the total number of teleportations I will be using. 3. 240 x (Co...[Show full comment]