Will You Press The Button?

DontTrustTheOof6 years ago

*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Kayleigh Tanguay12 years ago

*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten8 years ago

XD Ya thats me in the morning.

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Bushi009 years ago

I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Thisdudeiscool9 years ago

*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago

Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

oh my god..

Disco249 years ago

*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes7 years ago

Breeehhhh

DystopianResident7 years ago

HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

Brennon Wilson9 years ago

*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway9 years ago

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DontTrustTheOof6 years ago

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BiAndReady2Die7 years ago

Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat7 years ago

What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster7 years ago

"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self8 years ago

Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago

Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody3047 years ago

What happens to you?

Parker2378 years ago

70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here9 years ago

I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Michael smith9 years ago

This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago

Like Auschwitz?

Emily Hard12 years ago

I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek8 years ago

Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Alex Strange12 years ago

Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva8 years ago

Yes

Elizabeth Beasley12 years ago

Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent12 years ago

Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si12 years ago

Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks12 years ago

sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

Keysmit3 years ago

No, what the fuck are these buttons

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago

Omg I'm allergy to dust

schijt7 years ago

wel its a cool power but when you sneeze AANNDD your at SCHOOL! shit!

skullsender5411 years ago

Worth

JustNO...NO9 years ago

Rob a bank, sneeze before cops show up, there you go."damn you gusuntight"

JonahPaul8 years ago

And then youre drowning in the ocean.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

70% of teleporting to the bottom of the sea or a lake

Evan Bankes12 years ago

So, I become Viki from The Suikoden Series

Survivorman26179 years ago

Yes X-men Kurt Wagner

CaffeineCream5 years ago

Why the fuck am I here?

NightHunterHD10 years ago

Nope. Too risky. Id lobe 2 Teleport but if u port into jail..

Iohanis7 years ago

I can sneeze to travel and i sneeze a lot *Me* Achoo nope achoo yes this place

SilverFlame43510 years ago

cool I will eventually land up in a volcano, best death ever.

JonahPaul8 years ago

Before you do that, unfortunately you will drown in da ocean.

TimeGoat8 years ago

No not the doctor! I don't want to go. The doctor if you habe allergies by tickling your nose ACHOOO. Huh. I'm not at the doctor!!!

Astro10 years ago

FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS. FREE TRAVEL.

LivingCheese9 years ago

So... There is no way you can go back home?

DrCyanogenlast year

随机传送大概率会掉海里淹死

Wolfpack Nikky10 years ago

so there isn't an upside unless you want to travel the world?

Thunder Sword9 years ago

-Sneezes- -Ends up in South Pole- $#!t

SuperSolosis3 years ago

Geoguessr in real life

Bboy6610 years ago

That would have been awesome in school

PVM7 years ago

but exams

fangirl132211 years ago

Someday I'll end up in Nashville or Athens so no downside and then I can get an operation so I can't sneeze ðŸ˜

Calebisafish5 years ago

ACHOO LANDS IN A VOLCANO AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Jagerbaumbastic10 years ago

Um. No?

JonahPaul8 years ago

Honey how was ur day at school BITCH? It was, A- NO DONT DO IT A- NONONONO A-CHOO! ... Well im on pludo, freezing to death.

CaptainPanda8 years ago

Pluto isn't on earth.

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