Will You Press The Button?

DontTrustTheOof6 years ago

*ACHOO*-lands on the middle of the ocean- oh sh#

Nazi Pineapple9 years ago

*Sneeze* -lands at the bottom of the pacific ocean- Shit

Kayleigh Tanguay12 years ago

*ACHOO* -lands in school- shit

FantasyKitten8 years ago

XD Ya thats me in the morning.

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Bushi009 years ago

I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"

Thisdudeiscool9 years ago

*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!

AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago

Just imagine catching a cold xD

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

oh my god..

Disco249 years ago

*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"

YanichelFuentes7 years ago

Breeehhhh

DystopianResident7 years ago

HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!

Brennon Wilson9 years ago

*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf

knorrway9 years ago

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DontTrustTheOof6 years ago

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BiAndReady2Die7 years ago

Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”

FlowerCat7 years ago

What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)

rocketiermaster7 years ago

"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...

BartekTomasik8 years ago

Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.

talks2self8 years ago

Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago

Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?

Woody3047 years ago

What happens to you?

Parker2378 years ago

70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.

I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here9 years ago

I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel

Michael smith9 years ago

This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol

Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago

Like Auschwitz?

Emily Hard12 years ago

I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia

Krusek8 years ago

Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.

Alex Strange12 years ago

Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?

AaronSilva8 years ago

Yes

Elizabeth Beasley12 years ago

Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing. This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]

Jacob Sargent12 years ago

Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot

Kuni Si12 years ago

Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*

Charlie Banks12 years ago

sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...

Pigrickton9 years ago

me:*achoo* huh, wat where am I? Satan: "WELCOME TO HELL" Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's10 years ago

TIME FOR ADVENCHURIN

JerrisonGamerYT7 years ago

*ACHOO -Lands- AHH STORM!!!!!

Butterbuff 11 years ago

Crap I just teleported to a firing rang.......

furryfan1419 years ago

"ACHOO" knowing y luck.... WELCOME TO THE INSIDE OF A ACTIVE VOLCANO

CallMEConvict3 years ago

Fuck it, we ball.

OVAR900010 years ago

teleporting to the other side of the earth and not finding your way home is if you are lucky. no.

Intergalactic Man9 years ago

I've always wanted to travel to Iraq, idiot!

Kittycat2_08 years ago

Well you might end up in the ocean instead

King2015 years ago

*ACHOO*Lands in a church Pope:god has sended us one of his angels Me:shit

NotFake_Anonymous_12310 years ago

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dagga7 years ago

this would be funny.

Hisu10 years ago

Not a choice. Most of the locations on earth have nothing to offer at the least and often are a hostile environment. Imagine yourself teleporting into the mariana trench or a volcano.

qwerty2012ish8 years ago

HOW WOULD THIS BE A GOOD THING

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

you go to a nude beach

Mohhero9 years ago

Wow i imagine my self sneeze then telport to a volcano then fall in it then DON DON DONNNNNN!!!! no thanks

SabrinaBealast year

sounds kinda fun

LouisF2110 years ago

Just get A LOT of pepper with you

Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago

Sneezes and lands in the middle of the pacific surrounded by sharks "Shit."

Kathy Kat10 years ago

With me, first time I sneezed I would be in a trash compactor or something like that...

Meamfunny3 years ago

With my luck I would sneeze and get stuck in a cave and not sneeze until I take a single step out

therinity10 years ago

There would be a very high chance I could end up in the ocean

YanichelFuentes7 years ago

#masterbutton lol I only sneeze when I'm by my grandpa and he"s in Honduras xD

[DATA_EXPUNGED]11 years ago

When I sneeze, I sneeze multiple times.

Wolf1238 years ago

*ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in hogwarts* oh look at that. TO DIAGON ALLEY! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in diagon alley* sup hagrid. * buys things* TO HOGWARTS! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO*

Snescube9 years ago

*Sneezes* *Ends up in the middle of the Pacific* *Drowns*

Shedidme5 years ago

I would agree if there was an off switch

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