I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"
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Thisdudeiscool9 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!
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AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD
SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
oh my god..
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Disco249 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"
YanichelFuentes7 years ago
Breeehhhh
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DystopianResident7 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!
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Brennon Wilson9 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf
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knorrway9 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof6 years ago
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Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”
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FlowerCat7 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)
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rocketiermaster7 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.
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talks2self8 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay
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Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?
Woody3047 years ago
What happens to you?
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Parker2378 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.
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I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here9 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel
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Michael smith9 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol
Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Like Auschwitz?
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Emily Hard12 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia
Krusek8 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.
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Alex Strange12 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?
AaronSilva8 years ago
Yes
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Elizabeth Beasley12 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing.
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Jacob Sargent12 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...
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Kuni Si12 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*
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Lilaahhhh_8 years ago
when your swimming and you sneeze and you go to moon everest only with your swimwear
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sEvEn9 years ago
ok I'm cool with this, just sneeze in the middle of class and end up in some place like Florida :D
FUCK YOUUU WISCONSIN!!
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gorvax10 years ago
Upside?
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mr.fistmysister699 years ago
what if I go back to school or the ocean or in a public restroom
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Chrisda597 years ago
Acho* lands in police station after lighting blount😂
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3arakhe10 years ago
No upside bitch, let me be
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schijt7 years ago
wel its a cool power but when you sneeze AANNDD your at SCHOOL! shit!
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skullsender5411 years ago
Worth
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JustNO...NO9 years ago
Rob a bank, sneeze before cops show up, there you go."damn you gusuntight"
JonahPaul8 years ago
And then youre drowning in the ocean.
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Keysmit3 years ago
No, what the fuck are these buttons
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Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
Omg I'm allergy to dust
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Survivorman26179 years ago
Yes X-men Kurt Wagner
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CaffeineCream5 years ago
Why the fuck am I here?
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NightHunterHD10 years ago
Nope. Too risky. Id lobe 2 Teleport but if u port into jail..
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DrInconsiderate8 years ago
70% of teleporting to the bottom of the sea or a lake
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Evan Bankes12 years ago
So, I become Viki from The Suikoden Series
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Iohanis7 years ago
I can sneeze to travel and i sneeze a lot *Me* Achoo nope achoo yes this place
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SilverFlame43510 years ago
cool I will eventually land up in a volcano, best death ever.
JonahPaul8 years ago
Before you do that, unfortunately you will drown in da ocean.
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TimeGoat8 years ago
No not the doctor! I don't want to go. The doctor if you habe allergies by tickling your nose ACHOOO. Huh. I'm not at the doctor!!!
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LivingCheese9 years ago
So... There is no way you can go back home?
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DrCyanogenlast year
随机传送大概率会掉海里淹死
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Wolfpack Nikky10 years ago
so there isn't an upside unless you want to travel the world?
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