Will You Press The Button?

Mammot2 months ago

but.. I don't want to be hitler U_U

Maharid3 months ago

No cause if they think that of me they can burn in hell.

Lais10 years ago

What if Hitler had press that button?

Suction-cup-man2 years ago

Then he replaces himself

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Jaydhd7 years ago

Well, honestly I care about the environment more than I do myself so...Yea...Plus, fuck what others think...

Mexicino3 years ago

Must be awkward for the gay brown women who pressed this.

Dos10237 years ago

When do I have to start killing? I will kill my nurse the same day that I die. Only one kill and I made earth into a utopia. It"s a win in my book.

Mcalainaw6 years ago

Good... murder... kidding. But go ahead and kill someone if you want...

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Samaugsch6 years ago

Why should i care what other people think of me after i’m dead?

Katkid6 years ago

“Brown people” bro you got me dead 💀💀☠️🤣🤣😵

Vaultdweller0098 years ago

So much is wrong with the facts about hitler in this

Jack Strauss11 years ago

who attempted to rid the world of gays, women So...I guess this would be the end of humanity then. Just a bunch of straight guys left?

Kittenlover1016 years ago

Just trying out that spam thing. HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEH

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Chasedog57 years ago

Oh YAAAAHHHH

OguzhanYigit7 years ago

Person?

Paul Pangburn11 years ago

I'll take one for the team

TheShamenCrft8 years ago

1000 years later, they figured out it was just some 12-year-old troller who made up all that stuff, and I will be remembered as a hero.

Josilynn Jacobson11 years ago

ah well. at least i'll know i did right

Anthony Colletti11 years ago

Attempted to rid the world of women? You might as well have said attempted to destroy the human race entirely. You really fucked up for throwing women under the bus there, I was going to say this was the best one ever with 0 downside.

Rob Anybody8 years ago

You are a terrible human being aren't you?

Practically-Satan7 years ago

Also I'm a bisexual mixed woman soooooo......

Tardisat221b9 years ago

If I died in an awful way then I can come back as a ghost tell everyone what actually happened. Plus I saved the Earth.

Episaurusrex7 years ago

So what if imbhated I saved the fucking world from pollution

Fridgelous_prime2 months ago

Downside?

DiamondsaberStarOfficial8 years ago

But I'm gay!

Ameliasbroke8 years ago

So I can get rid of myself before I get rid of all the other gays,black people and women in the world? If i got rid of myself no one else would have to go through such vicious treatment

MaxvonLohausen8 years ago

I take one for the team

Fabo__HD7 years ago

Did Trump press the button?

Yam Ohcyt Xam11 years ago

Come on, guys. 59% of people turned this down? You can do whatever you want for the rest of your life without any more consequences than what you would get anyway, and still die knowing you did the most good for humanity anyone ever has.

JL17766 years ago

I’ll write my way out

WeRWeird8 years ago

That's um hmmmmmmm

Kittenlover1017 years ago

AKA you die.

Kelly Simms11 years ago

My issue with this one is I couldn't tell whether it meant I actually did those things or if people just THINK I did those things. I assumed the former and avoided the button, Otherwise I woulda tapped the hell outta that sucker.

smart one8 years ago

racist nerds.

bitches be cray8 years ago

Fuck You Dumbass

CheeseyPandacorn7 years ago

I am a woman... 0.o

dudebro1018 years ago

Wait what

DystopianResident6 years ago

Sooo Utopia = me trying to kill specified people? Am I reading this right?

oldnotweak9 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

JoJo_Enjoyer4 months ago

Why have heaven if I'm not in it?

Zombieknife8 years ago

Fukin paragraph man , to lazy to read

Slothers7 years ago

Brown people

GizMoQC9 years ago

Life is bigger than you!

Slingo8 years ago

Brown people. ... no comment

ContagiouslyStupid7 years ago

Press the button and then kill yourself for the greater good

qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp 8 years ago

If I rid the world of gays women(im assuming that's trans guys to) I would be dead

Ipsu4 years ago

Impossible. It can't be a utopia for humanity if there are only white straight men. Plus it doesn't make any fucking sense that you would be considered both savior and the devil at the same time.

DucksGamingDK8 years ago

I would invent it and shoot my self

Joonas Juips GrÃ¶nholm11 years ago

#Worth

brad104phillip8 years ago

Who cares if I press the button just before I die. When I die, I won't care what anyone says about me, I'll be dead! I can't hear them!

MichaeltheArchangel6 years ago

I’d kill myself after

Drakky8 years ago

I'll eventually die and won't care when I'm dead. Small price to pay.

elefant227 years ago

But I am a brown person!!!

captinpixels8 years ago

sooo live life as you are now, or destroy the entire human race... and not even in a fun way either.

Tangimellow7 years ago

OH HELL NAH,I'm Vegan and I would LOVE to make the world a utopia,but I'm also FUCKING GAY

darudezandstorm9 years ago

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