Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 3 years ago

No cause if they think that of me they can burn in hell.

Lais 12 years ago

What if Hitler had press that button?

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago

Then he replaces himself

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Mexicino 5 years ago

Must be awkward for the gay brown women who pressed this.

Jaydhd 10 years ago

Well, honestly I care about the environment more than I do myself so...Yea...Plus, fuck what others think...

Dos1023 9 years ago

When do I have to start killing? I will kill my nurse the same day that I die. Only one kill and I made earth into a utopia. It"s a win in my book.

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

Good... murder... kidding. But go ahead and kill someone if you want...

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Samaugsch 8 years ago

Why should i care what other people think of me after i’m dead?

Vaultdweller009 10 years ago

So much is wrong with the facts about hitler in this

Katkid 8 years ago

“Brown people” bro you got me dead 💀💀☠️🤣🤣😵

Jack Strauss 13 years ago

who attempted to rid the world of gays, women So...I guess this would be the end of humanity then. Just a bunch of straight guys left?

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Just trying out that spam thing. HEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEEH

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Chasedog5 10 years ago

Oh YAAAAHHHH

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

Person?

Paul Pangburn 13 years ago

I'll take one for the team

TheShamenCrft 11 years ago

1000 years later, they figured out it was just some 12-year-old troller who made up all that stuff, and I will be remembered as a hero.

Josilynn Jacobson 13 years ago

ah well. at least i'll know i did right

Anthony Colletti 13 years ago

Attempted to rid the world of women? You might as well have said attempted to destroy the human race entirely. You really fucked up for throwing women under the bus there, I was going to say this was the best one ever with 0 downside.

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

You are a terrible human being aren't you?

Denny Pratama 13 years ago

it's ok as long as earth liveable

Monstermon 10 years ago

Right now I don't like homosexual behavior

ththomas9 6 years ago

Not women!

dinolord sonic 11 years ago

you cant say that to me i AM brown

CMHammond 11 years ago

And that gives you some privilege? It's a word, not an insult. Don't be so sensitive. Anyway, this button is terrible.

beijing 2 months ago

快给我去你妈的吧

Dr.L 11 years ago

I'm female so that would mean getting rid of myself

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

So state sanctioned slavery and euthanasia, which ARE in Thomas More"s Utopia, genocide, and being hated by even your family members? Where"s the upside?

PrimeMordialGaming1104 11 years ago

What about Brown gay women...

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

That is the dumbest fucking comment I've read all day.

Raymond Young 13 years ago

It's for the greater good! Come on, Hitler already exists, who cares "who" it is.

Episaurusrex 10 years ago

So what if imbhated I saved the fucking world from pollution

Fridgelous_prime 3 years ago

Downside?

DiamondsaberStarOfficial 11 years ago

But I'm gay!

Ameliasbroke 10 years ago

So I can get rid of myself before I get rid of all the other gays,black people and women in the world? If i got rid of myself no one else would have to go through such vicious treatment

MaxvonLohausen 11 years ago

I take one for the team

Fabo__HD 9 years ago

Did Trump press the button?

Yam Ohcyt Xam 13 years ago

Come on, guys. 59% of people turned this down? You can do whatever you want for the rest of your life without any more consequences than what you would get anyway, and still die knowing you did the most good for humanity anyone ever has.

JL1776 8 years ago

I’ll write my way out

WeRWeird 11 years ago

That's um hmmmmmmm

Kittenlover101 10 years ago

AKA you die.

Kelly Simms 13 years ago

My issue with this one is I couldn't tell whether it meant I actually did those things or if people just THINK I did those things. I assumed the former and avoided the button, Otherwise I woulda tapped the hell outta that sucker.

CheeseyPandacorn 10 years ago

I am a woman... 0.o

Waffle1 7 months ago

I'll press and kill myself so they couldn't make me suffer

dudebro101 11 years ago

Wait what

DystopianResident 9 years ago

Sooo Utopia = me trying to kill specified people? Am I reading this right?

oldnotweak 11 years ago

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

JoJo_Enjoyer 3 years ago

Why have heaven if I'm not in it?

Zombieknife 11 years ago

Fukin paragraph man , to lazy to read

Slothers 9 years ago

Brown people

GizMoQC 12 years ago

Life is bigger than you!

Slingo 10 years ago

Brown people. ... no comment

ContagiouslyStupid 10 years ago

Press the button and then kill yourself for the greater good

qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp 10 years ago

If I rid the world of gays women(im assuming that's trans guys to) I would be dead

Ipsu 6 years ago

Impossible. It can't be a utopia for humanity if there are only white straight men. Plus it doesn't make any fucking sense that you would be considered both savior and the devil at the same time.

DucksGamingDK 11 years ago

I would invent it and shoot my self

brad104phillip 10 years ago

Who cares if I press the button just before I die. When I die, I won't care what anyone says about me, I'll be dead! I can't hear them!

Drakky 11 years ago

I'll eventually die and won't care when I'm dead. Small price to pay.

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