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You are an amazing football player
but
You have to be a half human half eagle
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mihaitzabosslast year
half american

18274586 months ago
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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RareGhazt9 months ago
Literal Harpy

Tongueless4 years ago
i am extremely curious about the amount of acid used to create this prompt

S0me_Rand03 years ago
Probs at least 1% of the amount I take hourly
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cfrancisco254 years ago
THIS IS LIT... how is this a bad thing???

icell4 years ago
this doesn't make any sense.

DashingJolteonlast year
Which kind of football because im British…

Summer_Cutie10 months ago
So I get to be a bada$$ hybrid AND I’m good at football???? There’s no downsides to this!

ScottishCookie2 years ago
NO FOOTSBLL. I HATE IT GRR

Superbuttonman124 years ago
WINGS!

Ang12345last year
No matter how great I am, I can’t save Chinese football.

AMJakeStateFarm3 years ago
I literally see no downside to this

FlaminTacoBoi4 years ago
Downside?

FluffyKitten9last year
Where's the good part?

DrCookie694 years ago
are you still allowed to be part of official football leagues?

billiam123last year
i hate football there is no upside

gakachu2 years ago
i can fly and i can play football very well :)

blueflamedragon134 years ago
no downside

Water_kadet2 months ago
Just on the inside

smims_the_otterlast year
dude im a furry i would take the downside by itself

theguytho12 months ago
Sorry pal, that’s gonna cost you social credit.
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theguytho12 months ago
“What’s that mascot doin playin football? It’s supposed to be out on the back!”

Ermine2 years ago
Which "football" exactly? And I'd be half human, and what eagle species is the other half?

Damn125 days ago
I can fly:)

caiuswyvern3 years ago
im fucking down

tifff-fanny3 years ago
of course i want to be a cool asf harpy woman

VertexVelox2 years ago
sure???? Do i get wings? Thatd be cool

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
I keep coming across this dilemma, and I am confused about it every time.

jbobly_bricked9 months ago
i hate you

Glitch_script6 months ago
Wtf?

Frogwood2 months ago
plese stop swearning... #penis goals
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