Will You Press The Button?

speedyunit735last year

Man I probably wouldn't be able to live with myself after that

235x0last year

3 pills that when eaten give you inter-universe teleportation. Gramercy!

furryfan1419 years ago

28889 people have no heart......

Buttons_Suck7 months ago

but you can get a cat/dog revive machine for free with that, big win

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XardeTheWarlord7 years ago

I pressed a button that makes the downside now work so i can press any button i want lol

XardeTheWarlord7 years ago

Not happen i meant

Phaelen Wheeler12 years ago

I'm a cat lover so I'd kill a chihuahua

Kira_ZaDusto5 years ago

Let me help you. I"d love to kill a chihuahua

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None-Is-None8 years ago

Step 1: Get a stuffed dog/cat. Step 2: Rip it"s head off (AHHH STUFFING EVERYWHERE) Step 3: You"ve killed a dog/cat (Didn't say it had to be real) Step 4: Now you get free stuff!

Agent_Waffle8 years ago

Aaaaannnndd I lost my faith in humanity....

Meh-The-Bored8 years ago

Go to the vet find a dog they"re gonna put down boom innocent

flud328 years ago

To kill one animal for a Lamborghini,manison and a 5 ton block of solid gold (assuming this is hypothetical I can have anything) really only downside is you have to dig a 3 foot hole

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

if i have my wished for gear before digging the hole it"d be done really fast. if not, then i"d still get it done just not as fast.

strikerbass9 years ago

I'll kill one that's about to die

kmd9 years ago

Nope I love animals

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Kill one that's about to die

sugaffair9 years ago

it doesn't say the state of the animal so I could kill a cat/dog that is really sick that its suffering so it needs to be made

Lol i am weird9 years ago

Grammar...

Enememe9 years ago

i dont care about animals so anything fawr freeeee :^)

HeiskaHix9 years ago

Well I hated my neighbors cat anyways *serial killer smirk*

LiamNeesonIsBatman9 years ago

Kill them and then spend one wish on them

The_Awesomeness10 months ago

Or do the book that can do anything. Unlimited power

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Karen Anderson Simon12 years ago

kill a suffering cat/dog there win win

Aroacegremlin3 years ago

Kills suffering chihuahua

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what if13379 years ago

Become a veterinarian, kill an animal in pain with asphyxiation?

TacoNightFury10 years ago

I will get magical items that can get me whatever I want, one dog can die.

Elana Clare Smith12 years ago

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Chryobytethecrabbyspy7 years ago

Yes.

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Christina Pointer12 years ago

43% of people would kill an innocent animal for three objects... I don't want to live on this planet anymore... but this does explain the crap fest known as Black Friday.

Ekrub5 years ago

You"re damn right I would, and I"d feel no shame unless the species was critically endangered.

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Chance Saulter12 years ago

Goodbye grumpy cat.

Lawrence7117 years ago

grumpy cat is not grumpy he has a disease

Peter Sibbald12 years ago

I have a cat in mind already. Haven't picked out the three items though...

Ole Kopperdal12 years ago

press button. wait for next time you accidentally drive over a cat. if its not dead only in severe pain. mercy kill it: ????? profit

greaterfiend4 years ago

Thats why he said mercy kill it. It would be with his bare hands.

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Ck1227 years ago

Neither

Small_UMADPROSKILL9 years ago

I love dogs so protect your cats!

QueenB9 years ago

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Thermophile9 years ago

I prefer 'pragmatic'

Trolotomato8 years ago

No downside

wildskinny9 years ago

I love animals sooo no.

shiki kawaii10 years ago

just kill an asshole dog...

ThePaulDude4 years ago

(looks creepily at the first cat I come across) here kitty kitty kitty.

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i"d need gloves and an allergy pill before though. not using that as my items. what i want is my omega shadow tri-defense symbiote suit, which grants me ultra extreme super strength, flying, and clone abilities, my crown of the mages, which gives me telepo...[Show full comment]

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

plus it"s also a terminally ill animal.

Sir DippingSauce9 years ago

Not worth it.

snowzua8 years ago

Kill a dog/cat that was going to be killed anyways

creeper_piller279 years ago

i'd kill a cat, technically anything is a item, even people... so i'd get the gurl, the money, the emperor of the world and make peace...

tardisylum11 years ago

You guys sicken me.

SomeWeirdExistentThing435 years ago

just kill them, the get the infinity gauntlet and resurrect them

RootinTootinPutin9 years ago

I would exterminate all cats! Dogs are awesome.

Watermelonman8 years ago

I would exterminate all dogs! Cats are awesome.

EmilioC9 years ago

i already hate cats, if it´s not seen as a crime, win win

Hannahkoz7 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

akf_sammy9 years ago

Step 1: put down a sick animal. Step 2: get ownership of the three most expensive colleges. Step 3: earn more money than I can possibly spend on tuition. Step 4: start a rescue/vet place that doesn't need donations nor charge to help animals with the profi...[Show full comment]

abcx9 years ago

Colleges aren't really items.

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Andrew Jefferies12 years ago

I would press it...one of the items would be a device to bring the cat/dog back to life with no memory of the experience, one of them would erase my memory of the event, and the last one would give me whatever I want. :P

Batman77626 years ago

I prefer killing a cat

Smileykoro 9 years ago

Id Choose To Be.Able To Get More Things And I Will Choose To Revive The Dog

AzimKing7 years ago

I am cat

imightpushthebutton9 years ago

I want a house. All I have to do is strangle a furbag? I'll just find a stray or something. Easy decision, really.

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The_Awesomeness10 months ago

So, it doesn't say it has to be a currently real item. So if you do the genie workaround and get a book that can do anything in the way you want you could bring the animal back and make it forget the pain.

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