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Everything is free
but
you can only wear your birthday suit for the rest of your life.
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MrWittyComment 9 years ago
Every one wears their birthday suit 24/7. It"s just they usually have clothes on top. Loophole.

DrCookie69 5 years ago
ONLY WEAR

Rin05 10 years ago
It didn't specify you literally had to be naked. Therefore, I could wear a tuxedo I got for my birthday. Loopholes, people.

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago
it says only.

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

ChronicDepression 9 years ago
Why does this say it was posted 47 years ago, i am concerned
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Ninjapuff220 10 years ago
Ok it says birthday Suite which means NAKED but it says that instead so I will wear a suite I got on my b day

NukeOfficial 10 years ago
What is a birthday suit?

Sonicdudeatdawn 10 years ago
Lewd and nude buddy

Nisawesome 10 years ago
If everything was free the whole world would just be anarchy. No thanks

ShoLoGunGan 9 years ago
*Communism intensifies*
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Andrew Youngs 13 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

Dylan Owens 13 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Andrew Youngs 13 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

PJ Deghaim 13 years ago
wheres the downside ??

PJ Deghaim 13 years ago
wheres the downside ??

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
even peoples understanding

Dylan Owens 13 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
even peoples understanding

Hannah Jane Davidson 13 years ago
What if I was born fully clothed in a onesie and slippers?

Luminosity 2 years ago
I wear normal clothing on my birthday

ivegotnothing 9 years ago
-_- if ya meant naked say naked, because the majority of this here comment section is full of smart-asses and people who don't know what a birthday-suit is

beta 11 years ago
Write "birthday" on all your clothes. everything's a birthday suit then.

jackohans5 5 years ago
Being naked all the time isn't worth everything being free. Plus, could you imagine the stock market crash from something like that?

MaeDies 11 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit o.o

BigD1ckRex95 11 years ago
It means naked...

Katochiri 12 years ago
My birthday suit consists of my Sonic T-shirt and cargo shorts. *Presses button.*

Blood 11 years ago
ITZ FREEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ .o.

Big_Smoke 10 years ago
The only thing I wear for my birthday is ordinary clothes and a birthday hat.

Mike Walsh 13 years ago
I always wear my birthday suit, everyday, all day. Sometimes I even accessorize it with these things called "shirts" and "pants"; makes me look so cool.

Nimbleleader520 11 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit so ha

Meme_Kid 7 years ago
I don't wear a birthday suit

DavidLetterman 11 years ago
I am naked at this moment!

Acorn 8 years ago
It doesn't say everything is free just for you. Money makes the world go round!

Ray Marc 11 years ago
As long as my nakedness is acceptable, then yes.

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
Shit I'd prance like a flamboyant ballet dancer is it made everything free. I'll be free to.... From prison

MonsterOfMen 11 years ago
Get some nice clothes

DavidKong 9 years ago
I’d just get people to do it for me then I don’t ha e to leave the house

amo616 11 years ago
more comfortable anyways

jackaboy!! 10 years ago
that paradise

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
Minus the 'everything's free', this should be everybody's everyday. Unless folks are walking around skin/fleshless...

SunshineforAsh 4 years ago
This button would go really well with my previous button, "you never have to wear clothes again and nobody will care, but your parents will react normally and you can't put any clothes on around them".

ThePlayer 9 years ago
what if you birthday suit was anything :)

ThePlayer 9 years ago
this is only an upside becuase my birthday suit is anything atall so yeh im pressin da button

Oscar Ljungberg 13 years ago
hahaha! F*CK THE POLICE! I AM NAKED AND HAPPY!

XxVividxX 11 years ago
Means that I get clothes that can turn into anything I want, and also change my form of body.

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Your first b-day suit (when you were born) was... naked!

AngelPanda:3 11 years ago
i was like yeah i could by sooooo many clothes and then i saw that i can only wear one shit

redenderman2001 11 years ago
doesnt say i have to be naked technically. so i just wear a suit that says birthday on it.

Ningremm 7 years ago
Well since I'm dressed as usual in my birthday....

colemaniac11 11 years ago
i can show my f***ing dick to the world!!!

DontPressButton 10 years ago
HA!! I WEAR ORDINARY CLOTHING.

Joe Doe 13 years ago
Downside?

CoolCatPro 9 years ago
I got a nice tuxedo somewhere in my closet...

beta 11 years ago
Write "birthday" on all your clothes. everything's a birthday suit then.

Jack the Reaper 10 years ago
So pajamas
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