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Everything is free
but
you can only wear your birthday suit for the rest of your life.
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MrWittyComment8 years ago
Every one wears their birthday suit 24/7. It"s just they usually have clothes on top. Loophole.

DrCookie694 years ago
ONLY WEAR

Rin058 years ago
It didn't specify you literally had to be naked. Therefore, I could wear a tuxedo I got for my birthday. Loopholes, people.

Oldnotweak...againlast year
it says only.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

ChronicDepression8 years ago
Why does this say it was posted 47 years ago, i am concerned
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Ninjapuff2208 years ago
Ok it says birthday Suite which means NAKED but it says that instead so I will wear a suite I got on my b day

NukeOfficial9 years ago
What is a birthday suit?

Sonicdudeatdawn 8 years ago
Lewd and nude buddy

Nisawesome9 years ago
If everything was free the whole world would just be anarchy. No thanks

ShoLoGunGan7 years ago
*Communism intensifies*
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Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Nimbleleader5209 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit so ha

Meme_Kid5 years ago
I don't wear a birthday suit

Blood9 years ago
ITZ FREEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ .o.

Big_Smoke8 years ago
The only thing I wear for my birthday is ordinary clothes and a birthday hat.

Mike Walsh12 years ago
I always wear my birthday suit, everyday, all day. Sometimes I even accessorize it with these things called "shirts" and "pants"; makes me look so cool.

Acorn7 years ago
It doesn't say everything is free just for you. Money makes the world go round!

Ray Marc9 years ago
As long as my nakedness is acceptable, then yes.

EyeOwnUrEnergy8 years ago
Shit I'd prance like a flamboyant ballet dancer is it made everything free. I'll be free to.... From prison

DavidLetterman9 years ago
I am naked at this moment!

jackaboy!!9 years ago
that paradise

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
Minus the 'everything's free', this should be everybody's everyday. Unless folks are walking around skin/fleshless...

SunshineforAsh2 years ago
This button would go really well with my previous button, "you never have to wear clothes again and nobody will care, but your parents will react normally and you can't put any clothes on around them".

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
Get some nice clothes

DavidKong7 years ago
I’d just get people to do it for me then I don’t ha e to leave the house

amo61610 years ago
more comfortable anyways

AColdGuy4 years ago
Your first b-day suit (when you were born) was... naked!

AngelPanda:39 years ago
i was like yeah i could by sooooo many clothes and then i saw that i can only wear one shit

ThePlayer8 years ago
what if you birthday suit was anything :)

ThePlayer8 years ago
this is only an upside becuase my birthday suit is anything atall so yeh im pressin da button

Oscar Ljungberg12 years ago
hahaha! F*CK THE POLICE! I AM NAKED AND HAPPY!

XxVividxX9 years ago
Means that I get clothes that can turn into anything I want, and also change my form of body.

DontPressButton8 years ago
HA!! I WEAR ORDINARY CLOTHING.

Joe Doe12 years ago
Downside?

redenderman20019 years ago
doesnt say i have to be naked technically. so i just wear a suit that says birthday on it.

Ningremm6 years ago
Well since I'm dressed as usual in my birthday....

colemaniac119 years ago
i can show my f***ing dick to the world!!!

Nicole Manning12 years ago
Buying my own island.

meatloave16 days ago
The only thing I want for free is a ring that grants me ( and ONLY me) three wishes , once I have it the global economy reverts to normal , let everyone get something first though. As far as being in my bday suit , im always wearing it ,I just have clothes over it.

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit besides a sweet looking, comfortable, jacket. XP

CoolCatPro7 years ago
I got a nice tuxedo somewhere in my closet...

beta10 years ago
Write "birthday" on all your clothes. everything's a birthday suit then.

Jack the Reaper9 years ago
So pajamas

yutyrannus_rex8 years ago
i dont have a birthday suit belive it or not i wear everyday clothing to birthdays

SeemsLegit7 years ago
Birthday suit = naked

Booker Dewitt10 years ago
My b day suite is the tux from the godfather.

Red_20169 years ago
i dont have a birthday dress

Jessica Reese12 years ago
I like buying clothes though... so the clothing being free would be pointless. D:
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