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44149 (42%) people have pressed this button, while 60003 (58%) did not.
You become fluent in your mother language, and have countless job opportunities which are rewarding and easy for you to live with
but
Your friends and family cannot keep up with your use of language and find it too complex to understand, and most of the time find themselves dumbfounded and annoyed by your mere presence
Next

tordsimp69 11 months ago
yea sure i have like no friends anyways

AssHar 9 years ago
Ok þen. Doing it mostly for language class, I can assure you, oh red button, þat I wouldn't use complicated language.

Luigi2964 8 years ago
Hi Genji

Alexis Davis 13 years ago
Already like that so... Fun Fact: Still have no idea what frozen is even about.

lol331 5 years ago
To jkmc1205: yea why
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LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago
what do you mean by mother language

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago
o ok
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Ikeless 10 years ago
*becomes sheldon off of big bang theory

Jessie Justt 13 years ago
Why would I drag myself down for people who are so petty they'd be upset at me for being good at linguistic skills? I could find people who are not so judgmental.

Raoul Abou Merhi 13 years ago
people around me are already annoyed by my presence...

Luigi2964 8 years ago
Same
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Wesley Snyder 13 years ago
English is my mother language, and I am already fluent in it... I guess this means with advanced vocabulary that no one understands.

HassanSabti 10 years ago
I don't understand

Theogrelord Shrek 13 years ago
Lmao I have no friends. And I hate 98% of my family.

iamnoone 9 years ago
JUST 98%!!! I hate 100% of my family (pets NOT included)
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Saniel Dampson 13 years ago
Who needs friends?

Lucy Atkinson 13 years ago
deal with it peasants

menasay 11 years ago
As much as I WANT to press the button... I can't do that to certain people in my life.

THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE 9 years ago
Basically what happens anyway...

Megalogini 10 years ago
FINALLY I CAN BE FLUENT IN ENGLISH. OH WAIT, I ALREADY AM!!!

BoazvanCaem 9 years ago
But I'm already fluent in my mother language?

BigBuffBoy72 11 years ago
Booba

Edwin. 2 years ago
My name is Edwin. I made the English. It was difficult to put the languages together.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

FuhriousLeopard 11 years ago
wow dumbfounded

Mcalainaw 7 years ago
They already find my use of my mother language too complex... Alright!!

WhimsicalMagnus 11 years ago
what?

Pipper_McClean 10 years ago
Friends already are

Loophole man 10 years ago
Sheldon Cooper

Coolguy111555 11 years ago
Get a speak and spell

Yoloswagger 10 years ago
My family and friends are my nationality

TheStupidSage 11 years ago
How will your friends and family be unable to understand your MOTHER LANGUAGE!? Even if you're capable of excellent articulation and a complex choice of words, they'd still be able to comprehend your thoughts and expressions, ultimately resulting in a frui... [Show full comment]

Ndit 9 years ago
I would love to have some sort of annoying aura that"d be fun

Alex Winters 13 years ago
So a more severe situation of the one I'm in? find new friends.

Mydogisfast 5 years ago
I’m already like that ;)

carsofawe 11 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

TheDerpster124 10 years ago
I can simply just dumb down my words.

NagicNightmare 11 years ago
Who cares?

Vavakx 11 years ago
Lasting relationships are overrated anyways.

zeolith 8 years ago
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Stevie2 12 years ago
Surperior

me4rocks 11 years ago
i could care less

PotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPotatoPo 9 years ago
lol

Braydon Hutchings 13 years ago
annoyance i like it :D ;)

charavsfrisk 10 years ago
Well friends are worth more to me plus I'm great at english

JackSparrowPresident!!! 9 years ago
It says that i will be fluent in my motherlanguage. I can still speak english and greek without annoying anyone.

Dailyn Timm 13 years ago
whats new

Alexzombie5687 11 years ago
Im Irish people in ireland speak english. Yay

1578 last year
人太优秀是这样的

TheMadBaron 11 years ago
So... my life remains the same?

ceaser 11 years ago
Im great at speaking inglish im american

Amber_Skies 6 years ago
We is in the modern era sooooooooooo just text???

carsofawe 11 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

Chubby-Kitty 10 years ago
So i'll have a good job and be left alone? you forgot to put in a downside!

Orla 12 years ago
So I know fluent Irish... Could help me. And anyway my friends say I have a language of my own.. Smart talk... I can't help it! 😂

TheEmeraldHunter 10 years ago
this is a rather insulting dilemma i would never be so stupid as to press the button
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