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43569 (43%) people have pressed this button, while 58937 (57%) did not.
You become fluent in your mother language, and have countless job opportunities which are rewarding and easy for you to live with
but
Your friends and family cannot keep up with your use of language and find it too complex to understand, and most of the time find themselves dumbfounded and annoyed by your mere presence
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LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago
what do you mean by mother language

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns7 years ago
o ok
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AssHar7 years ago
Ok þen. Doing it mostly for language class, I can assure you, oh red button, þat I wouldn't use complicated language.

Luigi29647 years ago
Hi Genji

Alexis Davis12 years ago
Already like that so... Fun Fact: Still have no idea what frozen is even about.

lol3314 years ago
To jkmc1205: yea why
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Ikeless9 years ago
*becomes sheldon off of big bang theory

Jessie Justt12 years ago
Why would I drag myself down for people who are so petty they'd be upset at me for being good at linguistic skills? I could find people who are not so judgmental.

Raoul Abou Merhi12 years ago
people around me are already annoyed by my presence...

Luigi29647 years ago
Same
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Wesley Snyder12 years ago
English is my mother language, and I am already fluent in it... I guess this means with advanced vocabulary that no one understands.

HassanSabti8 years ago
I don't understand

Theogrelord Shrek12 years ago
Lmao I have no friends. And I hate 98% of my family.

iamnoone8 years ago
JUST 98%!!! I hate 100% of my family (pets NOT included)
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Saniel Dampson12 years ago
Who needs friends?

Lucy Atkinson12 years ago
deal with it peasants

hatgirl52529 years ago
I already speak my language very fluently and half the time nobody knows what the heck I'm talking about, so little would change.

Absurdest10 years ago
Mlady

jjj_Bts7 years ago
they are already annoyed by my mere presence

andonandonandon11 years ago
>implying this isn't already the case

BajanAmerican9510 years ago
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Pleshy8 years ago
I'll speak dumber for them

Lydia Krager12 years ago
Don't use it

crwydryny9 years ago
1) i'm fluent in my mother language.... both of them, as well as able to speak several other languages, i run my own business (two of them to be precise as well as have free time for side projects) so you can keep your button

julesiebear10110 years ago
I pressed the button just to learn Swedish

Derkaderk8 years ago
Nosaj did u get erudite from Divergent? You cheeky b@$t@rd

BigBuffBoy729 years ago
Boobs

Chibi_BB8 months ago
Learn a second language.

Ennthen9 years ago
I already pushed this button!! ;_;

NãoDisponível10 years ago
I can relate to almost everything. Only the positive part, not...

Panifex7 years ago
I didn't press because both of these things are true. Who isn't fluent in his or her mother tongue?

cadlab10 years ago
They frequently do -_O *lika sir*

Krazykat112910 years ago
That's stupid

Skyler Graves12 years ago
My mother language is English, and everyone I talk to speaks English, why would I press a lose/lose button? Lol

Coridoor9 years ago
My life is already like this, my vocabulary is substantial

LizzyM8 years ago
If it"s your mother language, then shouldn't one already be fluent in it?

Tim Feldmann12 years ago
Is already the case.

Aparrian9 years ago
derrr...

dude_of_dudes10 years ago
No Comment XD

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
so im so good at correct english they dont get it?

JulianGeckoWasp4 years ago
My mom speaks English, like me. Not pressing.

carsofawe10 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

FineSarcasm8 years ago
I'm already annoyed at them

RGPZ7 years ago
i speak to fast for anyone to stand me

Anthony10 years ago
Most people do think I'm annoying no downside

ktawesome9 years ago
Me already lol

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Megalogini9 years ago
FINALLY I CAN BE FLUENT IN ENGLISH. OH WAIT, I ALREADY AM!!!

menasay10 years ago
As much as I WANT to press the button... I can't do that to certain people in my life.

THEINVISIBLEWAFFLE8 years ago
Basically what happens anyway...

Edwin.4 months ago
My name is Edwin. I made the English. It was difficult to put the languages together.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

BoazvanCaem8 years ago
But I'm already fluent in my mother language?

BigBuffBoy729 years ago
Booba

Pipper_McClean9 years ago
Friends already are

FuhriousLeopard10 years ago
wow dumbfounded
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