Will You Press The Button?

Matthias Bondevik9 years ago

But I wanna be extremely appealing to the same sex

SeabassJames7 years ago

Tails.exe x Cream.exe, I agree, but punctuation is important. There"s a difference between "love is love dicks" and "love is love, dicks."

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Gueris9 years ago

only opposite gender? what's the point of living then?

Zaxio8 years ago

They obviously mean the gender you"re attracted to.

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TigerAttack7 years ago

WHY IS THIS GAME ASSUMING OUR SEXUALITY

LillianSnyder7 years ago

This isn’t great if you’re gay/ lgbtq+

Nicolewings9 years ago

ace af not worth it

cobra17189 years ago

well it says a paper cut appears not that you have to suffer from the pain of getting one

MrLonelyMan4 years ago

that is what i was thinking

not_really_that_cool9 years ago

I'm a lesbian,sooooo..I'm good.

Goz4 years ago

Same

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DerpyDolphin9 years ago

I'm gay

Zaxio8 years ago

They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago

Finally a non-sexist question!!!

Zaxio8 years ago

Don't call people misogynists for making questions that points to men.

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Blue Harold12 years ago

but im already great in bed... my bed never say anything about me sleeping bad

AnyaSingh7 years ago

I found my twin!

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Your-local-lesbian7 years ago

I hate this button. Why does it have to say "opposite sex" WHAT IF I WANT TO BE FUCKING HOT TO THE SAME SEX

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Then either (a) find a button that can either do that directly or do something that allows you to be hot indirectly, (b) give up and just accept the fact that you’re probably not hot, or (c) improve your own look. Yourself.

Pika Girl9 years ago

Ok there are two things I wanna say: 1. I'm fricking 11! 2. Paper cuts hurt. It's not worth it

Karen45679 years ago

That means your a person not taking risks in life your No one's dream person if you don't take risk

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BowlFullOfAss10 years ago

It doesnt say who's fingers they need to be >:)

Eldeuqe7 years ago

but what if I'm lesbian?

ChaonsWrath7 years ago

I'm asexual, sweetheart. Pass.

Noah689 years ago

Not the paper cuts!!!

Peterpanpansexuel8 years ago

Im aromantic so how does this work?

TheGoodSucc8 years ago

What if you"re gay asf like moi?

IMAFAG9 years ago

im asexual so i dont need to be great in bed and im ggay so i dot want to be charming to the other gender.

Zaxio8 years ago

They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

Foxiana the pirate fox10 years ago

Asexual,so,NO THANKYOU!

that random girl10 years ago

I'm a lesbian so where's the upside?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

I assume that you become an incredible kisser and great in bed, as well as charming to the opposite sex (i.e. males). Besides the charming bit, the other two things happen outside of the other person’s gender. At least, that’s how I interpret the button.

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Yuuki_Dunham7 years ago

Im lesbian so no

ShinaHelbourne7 years ago

I'm a lesbian. Fuck this

HikariYami7 years ago

But I don't like the opposite sex

Haruka10 years ago

Asexual~

Peterpanpansexuel8 years ago

Aromatic~

cadlab10 years ago

What about the same sex? :(

Zaxio8 years ago

They meant preferred gender.

Ollieolive117 years ago

As a lesbian, fuck no

Elliebeans7 years ago

Boi why does it have to be heterosexual, I would do it if I got everyone! #bilife

Eleven-x7 years ago

Who cares about the fucking paper cuts?!

GBWYMaxwell7 years ago

What about the same sex? I'm hella gay think about us gays.

ItaPita117 years ago

Am I the only one here who thinks paper cuts only hurt when you get them, not afterwards?

Bryony Pugh12 years ago

Chapstick. Seals the papercut shut without actually healing it. Pushing button

Eldeuqe7 years ago

you changed my life.

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XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff8 years ago

VBS

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

*clears throat* DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!!!!!!!

JHarden138 years ago

I don't mind paper cuts

Burn389 years ago

Paper cuts is nothing compared to my Balisong cuts. Now its time to go to bed honey ;)

deathwish9 years ago

Chapstick put them together and it never said anything about the papercut hurting *PRESSES THE BUTTON*

jessicatmeow9 years ago

Hell I already AM all those things

Mimy 12345610 years ago

As a heterosexual female I can honestly say that there is no downside

Solarstrike10 years ago

You only thought heterosexuals existed...

cherryjjv10 years ago

Hi, artist. NO.

Jackson Pearson12 years ago

FUCK THAT

Brandon Wieler12 years ago

well im assuming that you'd get used to the pain eventually. you'de grow numb to it, be a pain at first tho

Pls no8 years ago

Seal the cuts with chapstick and not heal them. And even so, with how much sex you'll be having, the pleasure would be distracting you from the pain of the cuts.

Zaxio8 years ago

They never said that you had to exprience the pain.

DepressedCasper9 years ago

Doesnt say it has to be your fingers :D

RepeaterGamer 9 years ago

"YOU have to constantly.."

MinecraftMooLyn9 years ago

Incredibly charming to the opposite sex... hey wait a moment! I'm genderfluid! That means I'm charming to everyone! That also works out great for me because I'm pansexual. It doesn't say how severe the paper cut is, either. I'll take it!

Busylollypop3 years ago

But what if your gay

XSavageUnicorn2017X7 years ago

I pressed it but I'm already an amazing sleeper. Being lazy comes naturally.

Harison Vaughan12 years ago

Cut off hands, problem solved.

sunny_lemon4 years ago

*dabs in lesbian*

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